Wizard's Fortunes

A beautiful, funny, and loving Protectron will enter your life soon.

Your lucky numbers are: 76, 94, 96, 63, 79

A foolish person follows their heart. A wise one follows their fortune teller.

It's important to remain vigilant. Keep one eye on the ball and another on the bot.

The fortune you seek is on another card.

To become a sergeant, it takes guts. It helps if those guts are wired for courage.

All fortunes are a lie except for this one.

A steel heart can be saved by a heart of gold.

A chance nuclear war opens new doors to prosperity and friendship.

To secure the treasure of Mount Blair, you must rid the place of all security.

About time someone got me out of that machine.

An inaccurate count means no consensus.

If life has you down, don't worry, it's not the end of the world.

Sometimes even corpses need saving.

Blessed are the children for they will inherit a scorched earth.

The scope of the bog is vast. When the thunder rolls, make your mark.

If you want to succeed in life, never do anything half-

Don't let sleeping dogwoods die.

A career change is imminent. Send an application to RobCo today!

A dropped connection could connect you with a lost supply.

Congratulations! You can read. The part that should scare you is, I can write.

On fertile ground, go forth and be well, and try not to chat.

Fasnacht what a parade can do for you, but what you can do for a parade.

Breathe fire, swat a fly, and salvage a heap.

Why nuke a city when you can Nuka-Cola instead?

Even if the sky is clear, expect rain on a Grafton Day parade.

Fortune not found. Please contact a supervisor for support.

You'll catch more creatures with honey than fear.

Being S.P.E.C.I.A.L. starts with a bit of strength and ends with a lot of luck.

Listening to a melody will lead to a hairy encounter.

Sugar Bombs for breakfast and Blamco Mac and Cheese for lunch means an explosion for dinner.

There are few things more dangerous than a mad dog on the loose.

Winning the Watoga Atomic Lottery is a bad way to lose weight.

Taking candy from a baby is easy. Getting candy as a monster is hard.

In war time, cooler heads prevail, and frozen foods preserve. Use Appalachia Freeze!

If you want to grow a beanstalk, use chemicals, not magic.

Never try to lift an Excellecise piano. You will B-flat.

For the bloody eagle, the light at the end of the tunnel is a blast from your shotgun.

Country roads will take you home. Country moonshine will take you out.

To live in Cranberry Heights, your karma must reach a new low.

Big things come in Fred-sized packages.

Don't shoot the messenger. Escort them.

People in Glassed Caverns shouldn't grow stones.

Give a man an Excavator, and he'll mine for a day. Replace him with a machine, and it'll mine for a lifetime.

For enlightenment, walk the Winding Path. For entitlement, walk the course at Whitespring.

A close friend will make a Crocolossal mistake. It's best to let it slide.

All things expire. If your stimpak has, you probably will too.

In between Point Pleasant and Pleasant Valley is a home for wayward souls.

You will meet a small, dark stranger at Camden Park. The details of this encounter are fuzzy.

Even the most Valiant efforts can fall to ruin.

At night, a kid should sleep with his glove, not his bats.

A purple light and a clear night may lead to a chance encounter.

Wendigo? I'm not sure, but I can tell you where.

To enroll at VTU, you must be willing to leave your pride, and everything else, at the vault door.

To get an actual fortune, please deposit another 10 dollars.