Best plan ever

Best plan ever is a paper note in Fallout 76.

Location[]

The note can be found at Camden Park, pinned to the wall next to a fusion generator underneath the entrance to the Widowmaker.

Transcript[]

Pat,

I've got a great idea to haze Hal on his first day. Let's just say I stole a bunch of laxatives off the old man last night. I'm thinking those, plus Chow Line, equals nightmare bathroom duty for our old pal. To top it off, it'll make Newman lose his mind. He'll be neck deep in customer complaints. Get him back for docking our pay over stupid "infractions."

- Brandon

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Fallout 76 notes

The Forest		"Excavator suit" - Final steps · A job opportunity · Airplane crash · Alpine River Cabins guestbook · AMS: Corporate Bully · Amy's note · Anti-Scorched tactics · Asphyxiation and you! · Battle plan · Bicycle · Birdwatcher's note · Birthday toast drafts · Blank feedback form · Body shop note · Brother Moncrief's note · Business is bad · Camping Syllabus · Cedric's list · Charleston Herald - Bell article · Charleston is ours · Cheryl's journal · Clara's note to Alexis · Clara's note to mom · Closet note · Come back to us · Concerns · Cursed · Cutthroat orders · Cutthroat warning · Dammit, Janet! · De'Andre's note · Dealing with survivor's guilt · Dear daddy · Dear Spence · DMV-AT-21C form · DMV-AT-21C-V form · DO NOT TOUCH · DON'T TOUCH · End of the world party flier · Equipment check-out sheet · Everyone · Fasnacht robots · Filing status · Fire Breathers' first aid guide · Flatwoods Gazette · Flatwoods kiosks · Flatwoods supply delivery · Free cooking lessons! · Gardening test · Gauley Mine recon · German books · Ghoul's note 1 · Ghoul's note 2 · Gourmands note · Grocery list · Guard note · Guest check 024 · Guest check 025 · Guestbook · Happy Fasnacht! · Harvest · Hemlock Holes flyer · Hey man · Horizon's Rest armory · Hornwright Industrial correspondence · Hunter's journal · Hunter's warning · I forgive you, dad · I miss you, dad · I remember you, mom · Initial analysis · Jamey's notes · Jimmy's diary - May 2nd · Jimmy's evidence · John's last words · Junk mail · Justin's note · Knowledge exam cheat sheet · Lakehouse note · Landon's note · Last will and testament of Jeremiah Ward · Leader's journal · Leaving at dawn · Letter from the president · Letter to Linda · List of parts · Love note · Lowell Aaronholt's last will and testament · Memo: Responders · Message to Sammy · Military ID card · Mine signaling quick reference · Mission to Abigayle · Mutated flora: Flux (cobalt) · Mutated flora: Flux (crimson) · Mutated flora: Flux (fluorescent) · Mutated flora: Flux (violet) · Mutated flora: Flux (yellowcake) · My dearest Nancy · My story · NCB02-A6A1 feedback form · NCQ17-JH1A feedback form · North Star · Note from a concerned neighbor · Note from Miller · Note to Darla · Note to Mac · Note to Marge · Note to Sugarplum · NOTHING HELPS! · Nuka-Cola marketing memo · O Holy Night · Official notice · On your recent noise levels · Operations manual · Orders from Maria Chavez · Patient chart: Buzz · Penelope Hornwright's resume · PIONEERBOOK: Camping · PIONEERBOOK: Meal prep · Portside Pub happy hour menu · Postcard from Adrian · Postcard from Elizabeth · Postcard from grandma · Postcard from home · Postcard from Maddy · Postcard from mom & dad · Postcard from VTU · PSY101 notebook cover · Reaver scout · Regarding the infestation · Responder outposts · Responder's last words · Roof climber's poem · Ropes course note · Rosalynn's note · Sam Blackwell interview notes · Sam Blackwell: "No" on Measure 6 · Scott's reminders · Search teams · Senior executive exam answer key · Sermon: Impending doom · Sermon: Summoning the Mothman · Server maintenance · Sgt. Elk's journal · Shawn's journal · Slocum's Woes · Soldier's certificate · Sorry · South bridge watch · Special notice · Stolen supplies · Straight A's · Supply cage code · Suspicious note · Sweet bean · Sweetheart · Tasks · Tattoo parlor (note) · The coffee · The doctors · The drop · The End · The Evil Men · The house · The owner · The power plant · The safe · The Sam Blackwell interview · The shrink · The view · Ticket number A3 · Ticket number C42 · To Janet · Topher's diary - June 9th · Trouble with radiation · Unfinished postcard · Volunteer certificate · Voting flier · Water safety report · Wilson's Bros. garage · You're in charge

Ash Heap		Best plan ever · Can't find the keycard · Case notes: Duchess · Charleston Herald - Hornwright Wins! · Clara Webber diary · Easy pickins · Fire Breather's prayer · Jesse White - Honkytonk set list · Kerry's orders · Letter from Vault-Tec · Lt. Thomas' action report · Note to Hornwright · Note to Lorri · Reading list · Transcript: Test launch 11 · Warning

Toxic Valley		Bosley's note · Camp Tomahawk postcard · Confidential safety data · Darius Angler's manifesto, part 1 · Darius Angler's manifesto, part 5 · Diary of Otis Pike · Esposito diary - page 12 · Final orders for Grafton Dam · Freddy's Adventures · Freddy's hasty note · Ghoul's note · Grafton Dam sign · Henrick's note · It's a dirty job · Letter to the media · Masks · Notice of termination · PIONEERBOOK: Foreward · Restricted access · Stained note · Untitled

Savage Divide		About the noise · Allemane's code · Attracting the Nightstalker · Bird watching list · Brag's note · Burnt Ends · Carol's note · Chauncy's note · Child's note · Department notice · Disgruntled note · Dreamboat angry letter · Dreamboat marketing note · Dreamboat owner's note · Edie's note · EMERGENCY ORDER A19 · Employee notice · Floyd's note · For Frank · For Vincent · Fred's uncertain future · Gerald's note · Graveyard note · Hallsey's note · Harvey's deal · He agrees · Henry's note · His birth · His blood · His home · His Priestess · His springs · Horace's note · I'm watching you · Incense complaint · Investigative report · Jake's letter · Jake's note · Letter to my love · Lewisburg ambush · Little girl's note · Louis's note · Margie's goodbye note · Martha's letter · Matterhorn Chophouse memo · Mists of Autumn Acres · My whiskey · Nina Benchley's note · Note to trespassers · Palace admin password · Phyllis's note · Pleasant Valley intranet memo · Postcard to parents · Pumpkin carving automation notes · Raider's note · Red Rocket Please Stop · Reggie's note · Research note · Rest in peace · Safe note · Salty note · Salty Sam's pricing · Scouting report (Sunnytop Ski Lanes) · Signal repeater notes · Smuggler's stash · Stanley's note · Sunnytop maintenance memo · Sunnytop marketing memo · Sunnytop staff memo · Taggerdy's journal: NOV 04 2077 · Taggerdy's journal: OCT 21 2077 · Termination notice · The assassins · To-do list · Tony's orders · Trade for parts · Trappers note · Trevor's note · Vault 96 decontamination procedure · War game orders · Waste problem

The Mire		Abandon house! · Abbie's to do · Almost done · Anonymous diary page · Back off Sam · Belmonte incident · Brianna Hawke's diary · Caleb's note · Chore list · Command center password · Committee meeting notes · Courtney's note · Dear Tucker · Department of Ag projects · Didn't want to hurt them · Fall retreat flyer · Formal complaint · Going outside? · Goodbye Alpha · Harpers Ferry postcard · Head Fuzzy? · Henry's letter · I.O.U. beer · I.O.U. smokes · I.O.U. toilet paper · I.O.U. whiskey · Intelligence memo - 8/16/77 · Jed's letter · Jeremiah's journal pages · Judy · Leaving town · Leonard's journal entry · Letter to Tommy · Locked out? · Lounge rules · Low on food? · Lucy's journal · Lydia's journal pages · Maxson's eulogy for De Silva · Mirelurk research · No more I.O.U.s · Pamela's note · Prayer · Pump Alpha shutdown code · Pump Beta shutdown code · Pump Delta shutdown code · Pump Gamma shutdown code · Reason to live · Record of divorce: The Blackwells · Safe travels · Scenarios: Returning from Raleigh's · Scouting report (Treetops) · Secure storage policy · Security system manual reset · Senate orientation letter · Sharon's angry letter · Shelley's letter · Skeleton extraction guide · Store room report · Survival planning checklist · Swamp butter · The plan · Vault 94 pump restart codes · Vault 94 reactor reset codes · Vault 94 water pressure regulation · Where are you?

Cranberry Bog		All the baskets! · Booze run · Clara Duran's notes · Cominsky's code · Defiance mission report · Draft of Allegheny Asylum article · End of Bog Town · Exploding labs · Final stand · Five-star General · Fly free · Gate guard primer · Generals · Holstein's code · I am a knight · Last of the Thunder · Letter from Jennica · Letter to Jennica · Letter to Mayor · Letter to mom · Letter to Sandy · Memo on candy · Men's suits · Mycology notes · New crew · No more satellites · No way out · November announcements draft · Operation Watoga · Orders from Melody · Pool table rules · Rich Taylor's testament · Saboteur's work password · Scattered journal pages · Squire Evelyn's journal - page 16 · Stop taking the key! · Student's poem · Subject 43 · Subject 67 · Sue them · Supply list · Thom and Molly · V.I.P. booth offer · Villa available · Waste baskets · Watoga High School · Where's the damn key?! · Women's dresses

Random locations		All gone · Brotherhood requisition order · Casualty report: Flatwoods · Crazed ramblings · Cultist's invitation · Cultist's reply · G.A.S. prize certificate · Honky tonk flyer · Kora's journal entry · Last words · Memorials · Not sorry · Note · Note from Brianna Hawke · Remember them · Responder's assignment · Security protocols · Survive

Multiple locations		Another spring · Ash Heap treasure maps · Carter and Blackwell - Traitors! · Charleston Herald - Assassin strikes again · Charleston Herald - Man vs. Machine · Checklist · Cranberry Bog treasure maps · Excavator's map · Forest treasure maps · Free Watoga! · Giant Teapot advertisement · Grafton Dam editorial · Herald editorial on Allegheny Asylum · Important memo · Letter of resignation · Lucy Harwick's note · Miner's map · Mire treasure maps · Notice of expulsion · PIONEERBOOK: Fundraisers · Propaganda flyer · Prospector's map · Raider note · Responder's note · Savage Divide treasure maps · Scavenger's notes · Shopping list · Silo Alpha code piece · Silo Bravo code piece · Silo Charlie code piece · Tear it all down · The Domestics notes · The Free States · The Herald supports Quinn Carter · Toxic Valley treasure maps ·Uniform disbursement log · Unsent letter · Untitled poem · Volunteers needed!

Wild Appalachia

The Forest		10/01/77 · 10/15/77 · Biome lab: Code fragments · Catalog of Curios · Delivery route map · Empty envelope · Eviction notice · Fasnacht beverage report · Fasnacht residue analysis · Invoice 188002: Smarty's Traps n' Bait · Letter to Calvin requested · My advice · NCX13-GP01 feedback form · Nukashine ingredients · Secret door sale! · The mannequin · Warning! · We need to talk

Ash Heap		Blacksheep dossier · C.H. Monthly, August · Calvin's security code · Dear Wolf · Directions to Janelle's camp · From mom · Further instructions · Knick-knack paddywhack · Noise complaint · Note for Raymond · Property deed · RobCo customer support · Unsolved: Sighting at Thomas farm · Where is it? · Wolf check-in 64

Toxic Valley		Chelsea's diary page · Mary's diary page

Savage Divide		Animal control report · Bo-Peep's note on Calvin · Cindy's diary · Crime scene notes · Dr. Frank's journal · Forensics report · Incident evaluation · Jackson's notes · Pages from Dr. Frank's journal · Relocation note · Veterinary diagnosis sheet · Wolf's letter to Bo-Peep

The Mire		A new day · Attention: Nuka-Cola technician · Burrows warning · Day 1 · Day 82 · From Ray · Letter to L · To Pete

Cranberry Bog		Confession note · Note from management

Miscellaneous		C.H. Monthly, January · C.H. Monthly, October · Dead raider's note · Farmhand directive · Missing: The Priblos · My bucket list · Nukashine label · Recall keycard recipe · Unsolved: Missing girls · Unsolved: Missing hikers · You have been insulted!

Nuclear Winter

Pump Alpha shutdown code · Pump Beta shutdown code · Pump Delta shutdown code · Pump Gamma shutdown code · Vault 94 pump restart codes · Vault 94 reactor reset codes · Vault 94 water pressure regulation · Vault 96 decontamination procedure · Vault 96 decryption code

Wastelanders

The Forest		A repository as smart as you · ADD CRATES HERE · ADD FOOD HERE · ADD LUXURY HERE · ADD WEAPONS HERE · Apologies, Mr. Duncan · Crane's map · Cure for line steppers · Filtcher farm report · Gauley Mine production log · Government contract · Holland Chase Invoice 9021 · Holland Chase Invoice 9033 · Imagine your memories here! · Letter · Loris's medical diagnosis · Order yours today! · Participant survey · Read between the lines, James · RobCo stock shares (1000) · Rodney's poem · Sermon notes · Sludge bar menu · The end of Razorhandle's career · The problem with super mutants · Treasury bonds (100) · Vigilant Citizen's note to Blackwell · Vigilant Citizen's note to Carter · Vigilant Citizen's note to Leah de Silva · Weigh station logs · Whats the smell?

Ash Heap		Suspicious death at Harpers Ferry · Suspicious death of Alicia Shay · Suspicious death of Emmanuel Tillings · Suspicious deaths overview · Vigilant Citizen's note to Van Lowe · Your the dumbass

Toxic Valley		999's setback · A Whale of a Tale · Eviction notice · Flavia's disappearance · Grafton Steel infiltrator's note · Lou's goodbye note · Lou's log: Cave-in · Lou's log: Chamber · Lou's log: Engine room · Lou's log: New plan · Lou's log: Turret repair · Note from FS · Scott's letter · The Great War · The Nova Orbital station

Savage Divide		Always watching · Aubrie's note · Aubrie's notes · Charleston Herald - Tragedy Hits Hornwright · Chase Terrier's journal · Cole Carver's journal · Elsie's story · Garrison's journal · Hornwright Industrial notice · Mercedes Stern's journal · Photo of Rosalynn's memorial · Reginald Stone's journal · RSVP card · Safe room checklist · Shanghai Sally: Berkeley Springs · Shanghai Sally: Casino Shootout · Shanghai Sally: Chapter Closed · Shanghai Sally: Conclusions · The Old Guard, Vol 14: Ch 2 · Vault 79 keypad code · Vigilant Citizen's note to Sheriff Darcy · Ward's journal

The Mire		Beckon the call · Brahmin noodle soup · Dishwasher Steve's note · Frank's Fine Radstag Redemption · Georgia's diary pages · Headhunter's headcheese · Larry's lowcountry mirelurk boil · Madison's journal page 7 · The Rusty Pick Reopens!

Cranberry Bog		Dear Uncle K. · Earl's note to Randy · Floyd's note to Randy · Ideas for new match types · Keypass notes · Prepared transcript · Quickly scrawled note · Test case results

Miscellaneous		Bring me Crane! · Bully's note · Camper's notes · Cultist's final pleas · Cultist's scrawlings · Meetup · Note from Jen · Pipe... · READ CAREFULLY · Requisition form

The Legendary Run / One Wasteland For All
Steel Dawn / Steel Reign

TLR/OW: Blood Eagle code · Earle's journal · Ghosts? · Last details · Note to self: Names · Note to self: Parts · Note to self: Railings · Notice: New owners · One choice · Prove your worth · Raider's note · Relocation notice · To-do: Nailgun · To-do: Power armor · To-do: Symbol
SD: ATLAS decommission reports · Brewmaster grocery list · Dagger's journal · Decontamination note · Disgusting creatures · Dorsey's diary · Dyving soot · Feeding chute note · Glue sniffers · Got that thing you wanted · Lab journal · Lost data · Lucky Hits! · Mirelurk den · Mirelurk Medley · Mole miners · My fault · One last trip · Passwords · Scout letter · Shelter-building supplies · Snallygaster · Terminals aren't safe · That smell · The Dagger dilemma · Trapped · Unessential · Upcoming shipments · Urgent request · Valdez's letter of recommendation
SR: Attention night crew · Blue Ridge delivers again · Breakthrough · Caravan manifest · Care to test your metal? · Cassie's journal · Corpse disposal · Damn radstorms! · Discarded letter · Guard note · Hastily written note · I admit it · Internal incident report · IT work order · Killbot inventory list · Marcia's diary · Open sesame seed · Prohibited items · Reminder about password · Reminder: supplies · Snallygaster · Suspicious noises · Vault 96 · Wizard's Fortunes

Night of the Moth / Invaders from Beyond / Test Your Metal

Catechism of Hilary · Crater observations · Exodus · False Gods of Appalachia · Kenneth's journal · Observations, vol. XXVII · On the Thesis of Wallace · Raider's journal entries · Sayings of Alicia · Scrawled note