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"Welcome Home!" is the third episode of the Vault Seller's Survival Guide, a series of short promotional videos for the Fallout TV series, consisting of training videos for prospective Vault-Tec sales employees narrated by Bud Askins (Michael Esper).
Synopsis[]
Summary[]
The episode introduces the newly promoted Vault-Tec manager (Vault Boy) to the Vault-Tec headquarters, including the company's Board of Directors, its Large Language Model, the TOMIS (Total Office Multi-Channel Intercom Systems), the Pip-Boy, the Future Cycle bicycles and the office Mister Handy robots.
Transcript[]
Welcome home, Vault-Tec Manager. Being a Star Seller got you this far. Now, take your place among our close-knit crew of leading lights.
With over 300,000 individual light bulbs, Vault-Tec HQ is the most technologically sophisticated building on the planet. But it's also just like any home with a front door, one-way mirrored windows and a chimney. Like every successful household, it's built on a solid foundation with rigid hierarchies we never question.
Why, there's Daddy, and Mommy keeping the books. There goes Brother TOMIS...
I love you, brother.
One of the many comforts of home. Use your Pip-Boy to freely move about your new home, or ride one of our ultra-silent Futurecycles through our many long, unheated corridors.
Outperform your sibling and you'll be going up! Not so fast. Most floors are off limits to you. This is normal. Don't worry, your Pip-Boy always know exactly where you belong.
You'll be managing a stable of Vault Sellers, generating revenue to service our many priorities. You'll be watched closely, so make sure you bring home the bacon. Use any means to make sure they understand their responsibilities. You endured it, and they can too.
Rain or shine, war or interwar, there's always something to sell. With new vaults breaking ground every month, you'll never want to leave home.
Hustle hard and earn perks, like "toilet tokens." and "vacation days." Using them is frowned upon, but accruing them is its own reward.
Home is where the hard work is. Bring honor to your home, and together we'll hit a home run.
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