Eastern Regional Penitentiary terminal entries

Maynard "Lobster" Jones - 17 years for inconvenient murder
Jonathan "Slick" Simmons - 19 months for aggrgavated vandalism
Keung "Funnyman" Liu - 4 years for indelible fraud
Michael "Patriot" Flagman - 22 years for incompetent sedition
William Preacher - 7 months for excessive proselytizing
Thadius Preacher - 15 months for assaulting a proselytizer
Jacob Preacher - 3 months for public indecency
Zachariah "Mad Cow" Milford - 5 years for conspiracy to commit armed robbery
Bruce "Blue" Stephens - 12 days for profane writing
Ryan Jenkins - 25 - life for skipping town
Henry "Honey Hole" Higgens - 11 years for REDACTED

Subdued by guards: 23 incidents
Rioting: 4 incidents
Deaths: 2 incidents
Prisoner's hospitalized: 25 incidents
Gang activity: 7 incidents

Officer Chao Tang: 7am - 3pm
Officer Reginald Baker: 3pm - 11pm
Officer Charles Mansion: 11pm - 7am

Jed Jacobs - 1 year for unwitting tax evasion
Jebadiah Mortimer - 4 years for defacing the mayo'rs house
William "Mosey" Shen - 16 months for excessive arbor removal
Bo "Jay" Angle - 1 month for off key kareoke
Jeremy "Nails" Yee - 6 months for delay of game
Luther "Lunchbag" Lincoln - 9 months for dodging paternity
Terrance "Nightmare" Windwalker - 2 years for breaking and leaving
William "Billy Bob" Catcher - 7 years for annoying debauchery
Cooter Calhoun - Life for using explosives without a license
Duke "Spinner" Earl - 13 years for fraud, posing as a dance instructor
Homer "Oddball" Simpkins - 6 years for unremitting disturbing the peace

Subdued by guards: 15 incidents
Rioting: 9 incidents
Deaths: 11 incidents
Prisoner's hospitalized: 0 incidents
Gang activity: 4 incidents

Officer Jake Pennywise: 7am - 3pm
Officer Gregory Rollins: 3pm - 11pm
Officer Kurt Coolman: 11pm - 7am

Harrison "Mad Dog" Malone - Life for assault, 7 counts of murder, armed robbery, vandalising a mattress tag
Calvin "Hot Foot" Washington - 6 years for arson
Demarius Trier - 2 years for humorless standup
Malik "Maniac" Souroff - 8 years for breaking and entering and more breaking
Yi "Hairless" Hsu - 10 months for defacing an animal
Lavon "Peaches" Peachtree - 16 months for assault with a deadly fish
Treshaun "Mountain" Finkle - 3 years for inciting terror
Rashan "Red" Johnson - 1 month for excessive parking violations
Kojo Carron - 4 years for carrying on
Jermaine Footer - 13 months for failure to communicate
Omari "Dead Eyes" Childers - Life for 73 counts of assault, 3 counts of murder

Subdued by guards: 12 incidents
Rioting: 1 incidents
Deaths: 0 incidents
Prisoner's hospitalized: 5 incidents
Gang activity: 18 incidents

Officer Dauntay Sherman: 7am - 3pm
Officer Tyreese Maker: 3pm - 11pm
Officer Montague Hall: 11pm - 7am

Cletus "Banger" Hiller - Life for arson, 2 counts of murder
Hiroto "Knife" Watanabe - Life for inhumane jaywalking, premeditated murder
Rufus Wilcox - 20 months for animal cruelty
David "Zeb" Kook - 10 years for excessive vagrancy
Reuben Moses - 3 months for backtalking a judge
Feng Dou - 9 days for refusing to vacate
Jethro "Happy" Klamp - 14 years for conspiracy to commit graffiti
Rosco "Rounder" Smith - 5 years for payroll fraud
Harley "Rider" Wheeler - 7 years for 5 counts of grand theft auto
Tyler Venice - 7 months for aggravated fibbing
Pervis "Rebel" Wilson - 12 years for insidious grifting

Subdued by guards: 4 incidents
Rioting: 92 incidents
Deaths: 0 incidents
Prisoner's hospitalized: 11 incidents
Gang activity: 47 incidents

Officer Leroy Brown: 7am - 3pm
Officer Guy Richman: 3pm - 11pm
Officer Deacon Desmond: 11pm - 7am

Eastern Regional Penitentiary - A Block

Prisoners in Cell Block A are from the general population. Their crimes are bad enough that they don't qualify for Minimum Security, but not so bad that they get slammed in Block D or Solitary.

Just follow procedures, and you'll do fine.

As you know, your rounds will now be done alone. The Warden's new budget doesn't include the money to have multiple guards patrolling each block.

There's a new plan being worked on to deal with the staff shortage and budget problems.

Eastern Regional Penitentiary - A Block

This building is falling apart. I swear the prisoners are going to be able to just pull the bars off, the walls are so bad. Asked the Warden about our maintenance budget. He says there isn't one. That there's never been one. That I just need to "toughen up" if I want to keep working here.

Started fitting prisoners with the new collars. Prison walls not enough? We really got to blow their heads off if they go too far outside? Most of these prisoners aren't even here for capital crimes.

Tried to talk to the Warden, but he chewed me out. We've got a staff meeting coming up with all the guards once the collars are distributed. I'm bringing it up again then.

Eastern Regional Penitentiary - B Block

Prisoners in Cell Block B are Minimum Security, but just because some of them were accountants, technicians, or whatever doesn't mean they aren't criminals.

They deserve to be here, and you can't let them challenge your authority. If they say something isn't in the rules or isn't in the law, remind them that you ARE the law in this prison. Make an example of one of them if you need to. Otherwise, it's chaos.

I was fitting the new prison collars on an inmate, and he kept complaining it was too tight. Tries to pull it apart to loosen it up, and BOOM, his head's spaghetti. Guess that'll teach him to not to pay his parking tickets.

Eastern Regional Penitentiary - Solitary

Remember, solitary confinement means solitary. Don't talk to the prisoner. Don't even have a conversation near their cell. You only come around here when it's mealtime. You don't answer them when they try to talk to you. No contact, got it?

Under no circumstances should Mad Dog Malone be allowed out of solitary confinement. He's in there permanently. We let him out, he'll make nice with the other inmates, and soon enough this whole prison will be part of his gang.

Eastern Regional Penitentiary - Access Control

Eastern Regional Penitentiary - Reception

This whole prison is getting automated, and your salary is going to be re-allocated to pay for another robot guard.

You're terminated. Effective immediately. Place all prison property in the safe and lock your work area up. Failure to remove yourself from the premises will result in your arrest.

Eastern Regional Penitentiary - A Block Security

Eastern Regional Penitentiary
Cell Block Alpha - Lethal Force Authorization

Use of automated turrets has been authorized.
Turret defenses may now be activated.

Prisoners in Cell Block A are from the general population. That means crimes bad enough that they don't qualify for Minimum Security, but not so bad that they get slammed in Block D or Solitary.

Just follow procedures, and you'll do fine.

As you know, your rounds will now be done alone. The Warden's new budget doesn't include the money to have multiple guards patrolling each block.

There's a new plan being worked on to deal with the staff shortage and budget problems.

This building is falling apart. I swear the prisoners are going to be able to just pull the bars off, the walls are so bad. Asked the Warden about our maintenance budget. He says there isn't one. That there's never been one. That I just need to "toughen up" if I want to keep working here.

Started fitting prisoners with the new collars. Prison walls not enough? We really got to blow their heads off if they go too far outside? Most of these prisoners aren't even here for capital crimes.
Tried to talk to the Warden, but he chewed me out. We've got a staff meeting coming up with all the guards once the collars are distributed. I'm bringing it up again then.

Eastern Regional Penitentiary - B Block Security

Eastern Regional Penitentiary
Cell Block Bravo - Lethal Force Authorization

Use of automated turrets has been authorized.
Turret defenses may now be activated.

Prisoners in Cell Block B are Minimum Security, but just because some of them were accountants, technicians, or whatever doesn't mean they aren't criminals.

They deserve to be here, and you can't let them challenge your authority. If they say something isn't in the rules or isn't in the law, remind them that you ARE the law in this prison. Make an example of one of them if you need to. Otherwise, it's chaos.

I was fitting the new prison collars on an inmate, and he kept complaining it was too tight. Tries to pull it apart to loosen it up, and BOOM, his head's spaghetti. Guess that'll teach him to not to pay his parking tickets.

Eastern Regional Penitentiary - Solitary Security

Eastern Regional Penitentiary
Cell Block Charlie - Lethal Force Authorization

Use of automated turrets has been authorized.
Turret defenses may now be activated.

Remember, solitary confinement means solitary. Don't talk to the prisoner. Don't even have a conversation near their cell. You only come around here when it's mealtime. You don't answer them when they try to talk to you. No contact, got it?

Under no circumstances should Mad Dog Malone be allowed out of solitary confinement. He's in there permanently. We let him out, he'll make nice with the other inmates, and soon enough this whole prison will be part of his gang.

Accessing...

Accessing cell block door interlink...
Opening all cell doors...
Operation complete.

- WARNING -
Multiple faults detected. Please contact a technician for immediate diagnostics and repair.

Accessing...

Accessing cell block door interlink...
Closing all cell doors...
Locking cell doors ... failed.

- WARNING -
Unable to engage door locks.

- WARNING -
Multiple faults detected. Please contact a technician for immediate diagnostics and repair.

Accessing...

Initiating Emergency Lockdown Protocol...
Accessing cell block door interlink...
Locking down all cell doors...
Operation complete.

- WARNING -
Multiple faults detected. Please contact a technician for immediate diagnostics and repair.

Prisoners in Cell Block D are for organized crime, including union organizers and Communists. They're all gangs, if you ask me, just as bad as Mad Dog Malone and his kind.

You might have noticed a surge in the prison population lately. I've heard all your complaints. There's no argument here. Communists are the enemy. And if the government suspects someone is a Communist, then they're a Communist. And where do Communists belong? That's right: prison.

Eastern Regional Penitentiary - D Block Security

Eastern Regional Penitentiary
Cell Block Delta - Lethal Force Authorization

Use of automated turrets has been authorized.
Turret defenses may now be activated.

Prisoners in Cell Block D are for organized crime, including union organizers and Communists. They're all gangs, if you ask me, just as bad as Mad Dog Malone and his kind.

You might have noticed a surge in the prison population lately. I've heard all your complaints. There's no argument here.

Communists are the enemy. And if the government suspects someone is a Communist, then they're a Communist. And where do Communists belong? That's right: prison.

Warden Brennan, with the installment of the new mainframe, your time at Eastern Regional is coming to an end. You will remain on staff to oversee the transition and until your retirement benefits kick in.

We really want to thank you both for your years of dedicated service and for your enthusiasm over the automation program. The future of correctional facilities is within reach, and you've been instrumental in making it possible.

Zander: So, wait. You're tellin' me everyone's gone? The guards, the cook staff, everyone?

Porter: Yeah. Well, not Warden Brennan. He's staying behind to keep an eye on us.

Zander: That's crazy. People are gonna kill each other in here.

Porter: Sure, if they want their heads to blow up. That's what these collars are for, remember? Besides, we've got those stupid robot guards now, so it ain't like we can do whatever the hell we want.

Zander: I don't know. Almost feels like the state's givin' up on us, lettin' us rot.

Porter: When did they ever care about us? This ain't new. This is just a way to keep the prison running and keep us in line.

Zander: Well, if Griffin and Carlo hadn't tried escapin', maybe we wouldn't be in this mess.

Porter: Probably not, but they're dead and we're not. Which reminds me, Ozzie is having a meeting tonight in the cafeteria. He claims he knows a guy that's good with electronics. Might be able to get these things off our necks. You in?

Zander: Hell no. You guys have fun, I plan on keepin' this head on my shoulders for the rest of my sentence.