Monongah terminal entries

*Monongah Township Budget breakdown for third quarter 2075
Coffers are getting low - need to come up with bake sale or charity auction ideas
Special Council address by Daniel Hornwright, CEO Hornwright Industrial
Selling mining rights to Hornwright for cash plus royalties put up for vote - approved 5-0

Annual Monongah Baseball game vs. Charleston planning assigned to Councilman Fennick

Refreshments Served

*Monongah Township Budget breakdown for first quarter 2076
Main Street paving project put up for vote - approved 3-2
Budget for 2076 first quarter put up for vote - approved 5-0

Complaint by citizens regarding Dr. Eddie Harrison
Dr. Harrison's erratic and unfriendly behavior discussed
Nature of Dr. Harrison's work discussed
Draft letter to Dr. Harrison asking him to appear at Council meeting - approved 3-2

Refreshments Served

*Monongah Township Budget breakdown for third quarter 2076
Huge monetary surplus thanks to Hornwright's royalty payments for mining rights
Send Fruit Basket to Hornwright as a thank you put up for vote - approved 5-0
Budget for 2076 third quarter put up for vote - approved 5-0

Refreshments Served

*Emergency Meeting brought to order by Councilwoman Neeley

Monongah Township Vs. Daniel Hornwright
Hornwright is abandoning Monongah Mine due to "low yield" - all royalty payments stopped
Release recreational funds for economic relief put up for vote - approved 5-0
Cancel recreational activities until future notice put up for vote - approved 5-0
Discussion about future ideas for economic recovery, no solutions were raised

*Monongah Township Budget breakdown for fourth quarter 2077
Coffers empty - all public programs are suspended until further notice
Fundraising ideas put up for vote - lost 1-4
Draft legal letter to Daniel Hornwright regarding Monongah Mine put up for vote - approved 5-0
Draft letter requesting financial assistance from State Capital put up for vote - approved 5-0

Miner's Relief Support Services report by Councilwoman Womack

Township of Monongah

Monongah Police Department Incidents

Monongah Police Department
Incident Report 1542

Received a request to answer a 10-91 animal sighted call at Mrs. Claybourne's residence. Upon arriving, she was barricaded in her house with a loaded shotgun. Following standard procedure, I serpentined across her yard and broke down her front door. Sweeping her legs out from under her, I disarmed her.

Later that night I visited her in the hospital. Mrs. Claybourne was belligerent and initially refused to talk to me, using the phrase "dumbass, psycho cop." Eventually she relented and said her hip was healing nicely.

Mrs. Claybourne reported that she had seen a large, threatening animal on her property. She claimed it was the size of a bear but walked upright. Returning to her residence I was only able to find one animal print. The rest had been trampled by SWAT and CSU staff. The print will be sent to forensics next week.

Officer Jack Dimwiddy

Monongah Police Department
Incident Report 1563

Officer responded to a 10-14, citizen with suspect in custody. Lights and sirens were authorized and used. Manager of the Foods and Goods was detaining a minor accused of theft. The perp, aka Johnny "booger" Wilkins, was cuffed and read his rights before being placed in the squad car. Perp proceeded to urinate in the squad car, while crying "I want my mommy."

At the station house, the perp was placed in a holding cell. His mother arrived 37 minutes later. She took custody of the perp and filed a complaint of police harassment due to this being the third time this month Johnny "booger" Wilkins has been arrested. She paid 25 cents for the stolen pack of gum and the manager agreed not to press charges.

Officer Dimwiddy

Monongah Police Department
Incident Report 1599

Officer responded to a 10-54, livestock in the road. Upon approaching the scene, officer spotted the bovine offender standing in the middle of the road. It took 13 rounds to put down the suspect.

As the officer was securing the scene for CSU, the offender's owner, one Sam Welch, approached the officer complaining that "Bessy never did no-one any harm." Having admitted to owning the offender, the officer arrested Sam Welch, cuffed him and secured him in the squad car. Sam Welch used repeated profane language and threats of violence against the officer. Additional charges were filed.

Sam Welch was released on his own recognizance, threatening to make sure the officer "never got another drop of milk from his cows."

Officer Dimwiddy