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Berkeley Springs Spa

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Just received my new Mr. Handy from the delivery company. When I switched it on, it said its name was "Z43126" and I should give it a name. I settled on "Beckham," the name of a dog I had owned when I was a teenager.

The salesman swore it would do the work of two or three of my regular employees. I hope to god he's right, or else I am out a lot of cash. I probably should have spent the money adding a sauna to my spa, but I could really use an extra pair of hands right now.

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One of my customers walked out of the spa without paying today. They said that they were "unhappy with the level of service they were receiving" after Beckham used a loofah instead of the requested pumice-scrub. Everything else with their spa visit went perfectly, but one tiny mistake and they blew their top. It really irks me that these upper-crust, rich blowhards think the world is supposed to be handed to them on a silver platter. Some of us have to work for a living.

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With honey treatments at spas becoming popular, I decided to add them to my menu. I set up Beckham to collect honey from a few apiaries nearby, but they were charging too much money. Then I tried ordering the stuff by the jar, but it was still too expensive.

At the end of the day, I ended up sending Beckham out to look for natural hives in the area. I get all the honey I need, and he doesn't get stung. This is working out perfectly.

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In the past, I'd offer discounts in slower months like January and February. But this year, my costs to run the spa went up, so I had to get rid of the promotion.

You've never heard so much complaining in your life! Most of my customers, who by the way are quite wealthy by anyone's standards, said they were appalled that I'd try to "take advantage of them." They're driving fancy cars and living in mansions, and here I am just trying to stay in business. Can you believe the nerve?

If I had known my clientele would be this petty, I'd have never opened this spa in the first place.

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Beckham knocked over a tray of lotions today. I don't understand how a robot can be so clumsy. When I called the company, they gave me some ideas on how to calibrate his hover-jet, but more importantly, how to modify some of his sensors.

Apparently, I can change how Beckham feels about anything - if it's cold, if it's dark, the color of the sky, anything. Since Beckham was being so uncooperative, I decided to test that theory and implant a fear of bees. Should be fun to watch that robot squirm the next time he collects honey.

Sometimes it's the little things in life that entertain you the most.

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It's been nearly 48 hours since the attacks and the wounded continue to stream into the clinic. We've set up a triage system, prioritizing patients by ranking them from critical to superficial. Those that are impacted the worst are the ones in the middle - they aren't in danger of dying, but still in desperate need of treatment.

The sad truth is that we've lost more than we've saved, and there's no end in sight.

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An army vertibird dropped some badly needed medical supplies, but we're still running dangerously low on meds, dressings and sterile instruments. Our backup generators have long since quit, so we've resorted to removing the fusion cores from automobiles and jury-rigging our electrical system.

Half my day is spent helping the wounded, the other half identifying dead patients and marking the corpses. I'm so exhausted, even stopping to write these notes is taking every bit of strength I have left.

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We're completely out of supplies and most patients are being diverted to Charleston and Harpers Ferry. It's likely they won't fare much better there, but it's the only chance some of these people have. I don't know if you've ever had to say "no" to a mother carrying their badly wounded child in their arms, but it's hitting all of us hard.

I've had two nurses walk out in the last few days, and I can't say I blame them. I don't know how much more I can take.

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Some kind of a gang swept through the clinic today. They killed the two soldiers that had been stationed here, and stole the few precious supplies we had left. One of my nurses was executed when he refused to give them the key.

I don't understand how society could come apart at the seams so quickly. After the gang left, it's just myself, another nurse and a few patients too weak to travel.

Time is running out for all of us.

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The nurse and I have decided it's no longer safe at the clinic.

Three of our four patients are able to move under their own power, so we're taking them with us. The fourth is at death's door and is in no condition to travel. After a long discussion, we've agreed we have no choice but to euthanize. After that, we plan to make for Charleston and hope to god their clinic is still in operation. If not, I don't know what we'll do. Wish us luck.

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From: Henrietta Davis

Hello. I have some serious concerns about the Ms. Nanny that we purchased from your company one week ago. The sales rep promised that it would do a good job taking care of my daughter, but it's doing almost the opposite. From what I'm seeing, the Ms. Nanny does everything it can to avoid being with my sweet Leslie. For example, it tells my daughter to go hide so they can play hide and seek and then doesn't search for her, and it constantly suggests she should take naps during playtime. Can you assist me?

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From: Henrietta Davis

Askforhelp. Can you just go back to my last mail and use that information, so I don't have to repeat myself?

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To: Henrietta Davis
From: General Atomics Customer Relations

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From: Henrietta Davis

Askforhelp. Ms. Nanny broken.

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From: Henrietta Davis

Askforhelp. Ms. Nanny ignoring my daughter.

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To: Henrietta Davis
From: General Atomics Customer Relations

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From: Henrietta Davis

Askforrepair. Ms. Nanny Empathy Emmitter.

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From: Henrietta Davis

Askforappointment. Ms. Nanny Empathy Emitter.

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That's it. I'm fed up. Bill and Stan came by the house to "lecture" me about trying to help the people in this town. Well that's it. I'm done. They can all bask in the glory of nuclear fallout when those bombs drop. The shelter is almost complete. I might just send Beth and the kids there early. It just doesn't feel safe if people are going to start confronting me in our own home.

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