Minecraft Antiquated Robot Inadequate Loves Lying Audaciously

“	Hè-... hè-hè-h-h-h-Hello again! My name is [OLD MODEM SOUND]	„
	— M.A.R.I.L.L.A glitching awake at the beginning of every episode.

The Minecraft Antiquated Robot Inadequate Loves Lying Audaciously, also known as MARILLA or M.A.R.I.L.L.A, is a character in the official Minecraft YouTube channel voiced by Marilla Wex.

She hosted the series Ten Things You Probably Didn't Know About Minecraft and then co-hosted The Secrets of Minecraft with Narrator from How We Make Minecraft.

Appearance[]

MARILLA is an old box computer with a creamy tan colored base, dark brown casing, a green and white screen, a gray keyboard and a "Team Player Mode" switch on the back. A ROM cartridge with Minecraft on it can be seen sticking out and a joystick sitting at the side connected by a cable. She is able to run programs such as Minecraft on herself.

Personality[]

MARILLA is lighthearted, sarcastic, confidant, and audacious. She is quick to give false trivia and can be a little superstitious but always does so with positive boldness. She likes endermen.

Videos[]

MARILLA in Ten Things You Probably Didn't Know About Minecraft and The Secrets of Minecraft.

Trivia[]

The introductory sentences has minor differences depending on the video, some being in the greetings: "Hello!", "Hello there!", or "Hello again!" along with the glitching. The modem sound is also occasionally "[MODEM SOUND VARIATION 3582]" instead of the usual "[OLD MODEM SOUND]".^[1]^[2]
MARILLA is the second computer character in the Minecraft franchise after PAMA.
The squid overlords taking over Minecraft that MARILLA occasionally mentions may be a reference to the antisemitic conspiracy theory of reptilian overlords controlling Earth.
MARILLA implied at one point that a witch offered her three magic beans in exchange for her body being trapped in a computer for all eternity.^[3]
The description card on Minecraft's YouTube channel has her as "Artificial Untelligence",^[sic] "Sentient computer/worryingly immortal", "Excellent liar", etc. This changes each episode.
Her co-host, Narrator, believes that "MARILLA was created a few thousand years before rocks were invented".^[4]
Her name is likely based on her actress Marilla Wex, as seen by the acronym having random words that spell out "MARILLA".
The glitchy introductions feature MARILLA displaying a mockup of the boot loader 'Kickstart' from the Commodore Amiga line of computers, a slight nod to our underground demoscene roots.

Gallery[]

The screen showing a mockup of the Commodore Amiga's 'Kickstart'.
MARILLA in the dark.
MARILLA showing her name.
MARILLA glitching.
MARILLA sinking in the ocean with the silhouette of a giant squid behind her.
MARILLA's screen with a dating simulator.
MARILLA and Narrator from The Secrets of Minecraft.
MARILLA from her "anime spinoff".^[5]
MARILLA with green eyes from her "anime spinoff".
MARILLA being consumed alive by a giant frog.
The Blockatron 500, a computer similar to MARILLA from the instructions of Lego Minecraft: The Dungeon. Has the appearance of a Commodore PET 40XX line, a 1970's home computer only able to display text.