"Ave, true to Caesar salad"
-BrandonFox
"I am the free agent who plays all the games and everybody knows, but no one loves or hates me. I am the gray element with no allegiance found in every picture, the deciding force behind many minor and every major event. I will undo some, while others I will make. All throughout my travels I will never be the hero or the villain, because I will not be history, I make history. I am The Lone Wanderer/ The Courier."
-William Strife
"In one of the abandoned kitchens in the EPA is a small, intelligent toaster with an IQ of 6000. All of its brain power is focused towards convincing humans to make toast."
-Background of Brave Little Toaster
"Before Enlightenment, carry water, chop wood. After Enlightenment, fuck bitches, get money."[1]
-Aware's Enlightened troopers 
"Babies can be born with herpes, so I don't see why not ghoulism"
-コリスサイヤ���です
"It is possible that Malcom Holmes is part bat and uses echolocation, because no matter where you hide, even if you're using a stealthboy, he will find you and tell you about those damn star bottle caps."
-Anon 99.66
"Well shit happens"
-DrippyGump
"You gotta fight for your right to be offended."
-Dead Gunner
"South will rise again. And it'll be amazin"
-The-Gunslinger
"{{Platforms|pc,ps3,xbox360}} Dr. Mobius' robo-scorpions are the only bugs present in Old World Blues and even then, they are robots; not bugs."
-Anon 69.137
"u can't staph the J-Train, choo choo mother fuckers, CHOO FUCKING CHOO"
-JASPER42
"You're a cool guy, Hail... for a pony"
-JASPER42
"for liking that fucking pony shit dude, youre pretty cool"
-ToCxHawK
"MountHail? more like... MountLame"
-NotAKern
