“Ha. Closer to reality than you might think. Listen, I was just as obnoxious at your age. I didn't take the G.O.A.T. seriously and look where I ended up. If you don't like the results, I can make your G.O.A.T. come out any way you want. Just let me know. Just between you and me? The whole test is a joke.”
Mr. Edwin Brotch is a resident of Vault 101 and the vault's teacher in 2277.
Background[]
Mister Brotch inherited the position of a schoolteacher from his father and grandfather. Since the day the Vault 101 residents entered the vault, there has been a Brotch as a schoolteacher. Mr. Brotch is concerned about carrying on that tradition, but with no children of his own, he is beginning to worry that he will be the last in line.[Non-game 1] He is the man responsible for administering the G.O.A.T. exams.
Daily schedule[]
In the Lone Wanderer's youth, Edwin can be found in the classroom. During the Trouble on the Homefront quest, he can be found in the Vault 101 cell. If he is released, he will join the rebels in the vault's clinic.
Interactions with the player character[]
Interactions overview[]
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Quests[]
- Future Imperfect: Brotch administers the G.O.A.T.
- Trouble on the Homefront: Brotch has been imprisoned due to his loyalty to Amata Almodovar during the rebellion.
Inventory[]
| Apparel | Weapon | Other items | On death |
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| Vault 101 jumpsuit |
Notes[]
- The chalkboard in the Vault 101 classroom says "Brotch the crotch!"
- It is evident that Brotch dislikes Butch DeLoria due to Butch's delinquent nature, as Brotch states he wishes to savor the moment before issuing Butch with the profession of a hairdresser.
- Brotch is known as a difficult grader, as evidenced by James' enthusiastic response to "anything is possible! Even an A from Mr. Brotch!"
- Brotch's character model in Trouble on the Homefront looks drastically older than his Future Imperfect counterpart.
Notable quotes[]
- "Well, now that everyone has managed to find the classroom, we can finally get started."
- "Ha. Closer to reality than you might think. Listen, I was just as obnoxious at your age. I didn't take the G.O.A.T. seriously and look where I ended up. If you don't like the results, I can make your G.O.A.T. come out any way you want. Just let me know. Just between you and me? The whole test is a joke."
- "Don't forget to hand in your tests before you leave. You don't want to know what happens to people who "fail" the G.O.A.T."
- "No, Mister DeLoria, that is not correct. Tell me. Are you really that stupid?"
Appearances[]
Edwin Brotch appears only in Fallout 3.
Gallery[]
Brotch, during Future Imperfect
Anti-Brotch graffiti on blackboard
References[]
Non-game
- ↑ Fallout 3 Official Game Guide Game of the Year Edition p.71: "Edwin Brotch
Mister Brotch inherited the position of schoolteacher from his father and grandfather. Since the day the Vault 101 residents entered the vault, there has been a Brotch as a schoolteacher. Mr. Brotch in concerned about carrying on that tradition, but with no children of his own, he is beginning to worry that he will be the last in line."
(Fallout 3 Official Game Guide Game of the Year Edition Wasteland Census)
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