Tenpenny Tower conversations

This page lists all conversations between NPCs in Tenpenny Tower. The majority of these conversations are dynamically occurring and may also have randomized lines, all of which are internally contained in the DialogueTenpenny quest. There are also a few scripted, one-time conversations which are organized separately. Conversations are organized by the character who initiates them, and each dynamic conversation has been given an arbitrary number for reference and navigation purposes.

Allistair Tenpenny[]

	Speaker	Conversation
1	Allistair Tenpenny	You know, you make a very good sandwich.
	Margaret Primrose	Thank you for saying so, sir. It's always my great pleasure. If you'd ever like to try another dish, I have an extensive menu of delicacies.
	Allistair Tenpenny	Yes well. I'm a visionary, that's true. But I'm also a creature of habit. I like my Iguana Bits sandwich just the way I always get it. Thank you.
2	Allistair Tenpenny	Oh. Hello there Susan. It's always a pleasure to see you. Um... you're getting along alright are you, dear?
	Susan Lancaster	Why thank you Allistair love. Er, I mean: MISTER Tenpenny!
	Allistair Tenpenny	Well... I'm glad to know you are getting along. I'll, umm... expect a visit at the usual time. Run along dear. And do be careful.

Notes[]

#	Notes, conditions, context
1 2	Only occurs 75% of times when Allistair greets this target. On the other 25% of times, he responds with the floating line "Nice to see you. Carry on." Both conversations occur only once per day.

Anthony Ling[]

	Speaker	Conversation
3	Anthony Ling	Hello Chief Gustavo. You are looking positively fabulous today.
	Chief Gustavo	I'm sorry? What?!
	Anthony Ling	Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I bet I could help you end up on the right side! Haha! Have good day, dear.
	Chief Gustavo	You're wasting your time. I don't want to have to tell you again. This gun is loaded. I'd hate for it to accidentally go off in your direction.
4	Anthony Ling	Hello there, Chief. You're packing a lot of heat, aren't you?
	Chief Gustavo	That's right. And the safety's off. Back off.
5	Anthony Ling	Doctor Banfield! I haven't seen you in New Urban Apparel for quite some time. Aren't you afraid you've gone out of style in the meantime?
	Doctor Banfield	I'm afraid the lab coat never goes out of style for me. But I appreciate your concern.
	Anthony Ling	Fine. Keep wearing those rags. But when you're ready for fabulous, you come see me; I've got just the thing!
6	Anthony Ling	An outfit a day keeps the frumpy away, eh doctor? Come visit me soon.
	Doctor Banfield	Right. Sure thing, Anthony.
7	Anthony Ling	How are you, Mr. Cheng?
	Irving Cheng	Oh, I don't know. Not so good I guess... Women. Can't live with them. Can't live without them. Know what I mean, Comrade?
	Anthony Ling	No. Can't say that I do.
8	Anthony Ling	How is Mrs. Cheng these days?
	Irving Cheng	I wouldn't know. She's avoiding me lately.
9	Anthony Ling	Ah Lydia, darling. How's that old antique shop of yours doing these days?
	Lydia Montenegro	Antique shop? Really, Anthony, you need some new material! And I'm not just talking about your jokes either, darling. Those threads are atrocious!
	Anthony Ling	Why, you old hag! You're just jealous. My fabulousity pains you, doesn't it? You can't help feel smaller standing before my greatness, can you dear?
	Lydia Montenegro	At least I'm not some dried up tart, prancing around like the queen of America, carelessly spouting grotesque phrases. "Fabulousity?" Really now!
10	Anthony Ling	Lydia, darling. What's wrong? You're looking rather frumpy today!
	Lydia Montenegro	Who you calling frumpy?! At least my ass isn't shaped like a pear.
	Anthony Ling	Ouch! You wound me!
11	Anthony Ling	So, tell me. How are things?
	Margaret Primrose	Things are alright, I guess. I'm thinking I should stop by sometime and get some new clothes. I just can't seem to find the time.
	Anthony Ling	You need to MAKE time, dear! You'll never be fabulous just moping around a kitchen all day. You need to relax, go out, get done up, have some fun!
12	Anthony Ling	You haven't stopped by the Urban Apparel in a while.
	Margaret Primrose	Yeah. I know. It's just... Well, I've been busy.
13	Anthony Ling	So, are you still hiding from that husband of yours?
	Tiffany Cheng	Why? You haven't seen him have you?!
	Anthony Ling	And I thought I hated MY life!
14	Anthony Ling	Mrs. Cheng! Wouldn't you like a brand new outfit from Urban Outfitters? With a fabulous make-over, perhaps Mr. Cheng wouldn't recognize you!
	Tiffany Cheng	What? Are you kidding me?! Mind your own damn business. I don't go turning lights on in your closet, do I? Jeez!
15	Anthony Ling	I bet you exercise a lot, huh?
		Hi there! That's quite some ordnance you're packing, isn't it!
		If you're tired of sleeping in those barracks, let me know.
	Security guard	What the hell are you talking about?!
		Come on man. Quit it already! I'm not interested!
		You're not very subtle, you know.

Notes[]

#	Notes, conditions, context
3 4	Both conversations occur once per day.
5	May only occur once per day.
7	May only occur once per day.
9	May only occur once per day.
10	Anthony's last line will not play, because Lydia's line is flagged to end the conversation.
11	May only occur once per day.
13	May only occur once per day.

Chief Gustavo[]

	Speaker	Conversation
15	Chief Gustavo	You got anything to report, Ling?
	Anthony Ling	Everything's just fabulous!
16	Chief Gustavo	Doctor. I trust everything's okay?
	Doctor Banfield	Everythings fine, Chief. Thanks for keeping us safe.
17	Chief Gustavo	Wellington. You and your wife getting along alright?
	Edgar Wellington II	Fine, thank you. You and your men patrolling makes everyone feel safe here. Thanks again.
18	Chief Gustavo	Dashwood. You're staying out of trouble, I hope?
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Haha! Nothing you can pin on me, Chief! But shouldn't you be out killing things in the Wasteland instead of pestering old harmless fogies like me?
19	Chief Gustavo	Cheng. Sorry I keep missing your Neighborhood Watch committee meetings. Keep up the good work, though.
	Irving Cheng	No worries, Comrade. Everyone else has trouble making the meetings, too. When I get my computer working, I'll get you a copy of the minutes.
20	Chief Gustavo	Ms. Montenegro. How are things? Any suspicious activity you'd like to report?
	Lydia Montenegro	We all feel safe knowing you and your men have this place locked up tight. Thank you!
21	Chief Gustavo	Ms. Primrose. The next shipment of food stuffs might be delayed. I was chatting with the caravan guard. Seems the Raiders have gotten rather bold.
	Margaret Primrose	Raiders? Again? Well, I'll have to make do. Thank you for the heads up, Chief. And thank your men for us. We are all grateful of your presence here.
22	Chief Gustavo	Hawthorne. We've gotten a few complaints. Having trouble sleeping recently?
	Michael Hawthorne	Oh that? It was nothing. A one time indiscretion, I assure you. Won't happen again, ol' chap. Scouts honor and all that. Care for a drink?
23	Chief Gustavo	Mrs. Wellington.
	Millicent Wellington	Thank you for looking into that situation for me. I'm embarrassed it turned out to be nothing. Well, one can never be too careful.
24	Chief Gustavo	Ms. Lancaster. How is the tower's favorite resident?
	Susan Lancaster	Why thank you, dear! How charming of you to say so. Perhaps you and I should start spending some time together? Eh? Ahahah.
25	Chief Gustavo	Ms. Cheng. How are you today?
	Tiffany Cheng	I'm just great, if you don't count the fact that I'm married to the biggest idiot on the planet!

Doctor Julius Banfield[]

	Speaker	Conversation
26	Doctor Banfield	I got a spot of blood on my labcoat recently. Any chance you've got something that'll take that out in the wash?
	Anthony Ling	Ewwww! Labcoats are so last century. I have a better idea, Doc. Why don't you come to New Urban Apparel, and I'll give you a complete make-over!
	Doctor Banfield	Well, that's more than I had in mind. Maybe I'll just order a new labcoat instead.
27	Doctor Banfield	You feeling alright these days Anthony? It's time we do a regular check up soon; it's been a while.
	Anthony Ling	What's the point? Besides, I hate all that cold metal touching my skin. It gives me the willies! So, I'll just stick with visiting when I get sick.
28	Doctor Banfield	Chief. There's something we should discuss. There's been an increase in 'accidents' among your crew. I'm afraid someone's going to get really hurt.
	Chief Gustavo	Thank you for your concern, Doctor. But things've been tense is all, and my men are just blowing off steam. Don't worry. They'll be fine.
	Doctor Banfield	Alright. They're your men. I just don't want to have to sew anything back on because one of your guys got a little carried away.
29	Doctor Banfield	Chief. How're things out there in the Wasteland?
	Chief Gustavo	Same old shit. See something big and ugly moving in the distance. Shoot the hell out of it. Go an' check to make sure it's dead. Rinse and repeat.
30	Doctor Banfield	Hello Lydia. How are you faring these days? Did those pills finally help you start to relax?
	Lydia Montenegro	Yeah, I pop a couple, then have a Martini. Does wonders. Thanks Doc.
	Doctor Banfield	That's good to hear... only, you should stick to the suggested dosage, and avoid alcohol for at least two hours after taking it. Come see me soon.
31	Doctor Banfield	Lydia. Don't suppose you can scrounge up a few more holodisks for me?
	Lydia Montenegro	I don't scrounge for anything. I run a high class Boutique, doctor, as you know. However, I can check with my supplier about holodisks for you.
32	Doctor Banfield	Margaret, you work too hard. I might have to prescribe a vacation for you.
	Margaret Primrose	Nonsense. I'm fine. I enjoy making food and keeping the residents happy. A vacation from this would only make me anxious.
	Doctor Banfield	Fine. For now. I got my eye on you. If you seem to be getting exhausted, I'm prescribing that vacation!
33	Doctor Banfield	Don't work too hard!
	Margaret Primrose	Shoo! Away with you. Leave me alone!
34	Doctor Banfield	Susan, I haven't seen you in a while. Shouldn't you be coming in for a regular "check up" soon?
	Susan Lancaster	Doctor Banfield! Have you lost your appointment book? I thought we've made a regular appointment. A "house call" I do believe!
	Doctor Banfield	Ah! I remember now. Yes of course. I'll be sure to bring my medicine bag with me.
35	Doctor Banfield	How are you feeling today my dear?
	Susan Lancaster	It hasn't been that long since my last "check up." So you know EXACTLY how I'm feeling, doctor.
36	Doctor Banfield	Ms. Cheng. I'm worried about you. You're always seem so high strung. Stress is bad for the heart, you know.[Note 1]
	Tiffany Cheng	Ha! Well, doc. If you got a pill that will make my husband disappear, I'll gladly take it.
	Doctor Banfield	No. I'm afraid you'll need to take care of that one on your own. But I might have something that'll help you cope. Come see me for a prescription.
37	Doctor Banfield	You finding some time to relax, Ms. Cheng?[Note 1]
	Tiffany Cheng	If you mean day dreaming about killing Mr. Cheng and knocking a few back in the lounge, then yeah, I'm able to relax once in a while.

Notes[]

#	Notes, conditions, context
26	May only occur once per day.
28	May only occur once per day.
30	May only occur once per day.
32	May only occur once per day.
34	May only occur once per day.
36	May only occur once per day.

Edgar Wellington II[]

	Speaker	Conversation
38	Edgar Wellington II	Still keeping the Wasteland at bay, Chief?
	Chief Gustavo	I can assure you, Mr. Wellington, we're not just sunning ourselves out there all day. That's for damn sure!
39	Edgar Wellington II	Ms. Primrose. How are you today?
	Margaret Primrose	Oh, I'm alright, I suppose. Though, apparently raiders have been attacking the caravans again. Missed a shipment. I'll just have to be be creative!
	Edgar Wellington II	Yes, well. You'll think of something I'm sure. Good luck.
40	Edgar Wellington II	Millicent, have you ever thought of making friends with the other ladies in the Tower? Not that I mind your constant company, or anything.
	Millicent Wellington	EDGAR! I do believe you are trying to shake me off! The fire has finally died away, has it, Edgar? You fancy someone else these days, do you?
	Edgar Wellington II	No, no. Of course not you silly woman. It's just that I... well... I think spending time with the other ladies in the Tower might do you some good.
	Millicent Wellington	You know the other ladies and I don't get along famously. They're quite jealous of me, naturally.
	Edgar Wellington II	Very well. If you insist on remaining a social hermit, by all means continue to follow me around all day.
41	Edgar Wellington II	Are you SURE you don't want to make friends with the other ladies? You know, crochet, or gossip, or whatever it is ladies like to do together?
	Millicent Wellington	Don't be silly. I know enough about them to make being friendly... awkward at best. Besides, I much prefer spending all my time with you!
42	Edgar Wellington II	Are you happy, dear?
		You've something on your mind, dear?
	Millicent Wellington	Have you seen the way Mrs. Cheng avoids her husband all the time? Poor Mr. Cheng drew the short straw when he married her, didn't he?
		That Susan Lancaster is a real snob. And the way she flirts with all the men! The woman's got no sense of shame! No sense at all, if you ask me.
		I think Mr. Ling is asking for trouble by teasing all the male guards the way he does. What he needs to do is find a nice woman and settle down.
		Have you seen the way Mr. Dashwood skulks about when no one is looking. He's up to something, I'm sure! But what on earth could he be doing?
		Ms. Primrose works too hard, poor girl. How is she ever supposed to land a good husband if she's stuck in her kitchen all day?
		Have you ever wondered why the only house call Doctor Banfield makes is to that Susan Lancaster's room? How positively shameful!
		Why does Mr. Cheng insist on calling everyone 'Comrade?' It's 'Comrade this.' And 'Comrade that.' Do you suppose he was dropped often as a child?
		Mr. Hawthorne sure has pickled himself, hasn't he? That man exists in a constant state of inebriation. I wonder what drives him to the bottle so.
		One has to wonder about Mr. Tenpenny, doesn't one? I mean, we're all grateful for the Tower. But... the man is a recluse. I wonder what he's hiding.
		That Mr. Burke is a shady character, isn't he? I've heard some positively awful things about him. But Tenpenny trusts him. So he can't be all bad.
		Ms. Montenegro's quite full of herself, isn't she? Puffed up like a souffle, she is! Ha! That was a good one, wasn't it? I'm quite funny today!
	Edgar Wellington II	Yes, dear.
		Oh, I don't know about all that.
		Is that so?
		I hadn't noticed.
		Mm-hmm.
		Right-o.
	Millicent Wellington	Are you even listening to me?!
		Earth to Edgar! Mr. Wellington, are you there?
		You're just humoring me, aren't you? You haven't heard a word I've said, have you?
		Sometimes I get the feeling you're off in your own little world.
		Edgar! I'm talking to you.
		Are you even listening?
	Edgar Wellington II	What?
		Yes dear.
		Uh huh.
		Sorry dear... must have dozed off there for a moment.
	Millicent Wellington	I swear Edgar. It's in one ear and out the other with you! Grrr.
		Useless man!
		Edgar! Pay attention when I'm talking to you!
		Sometimes I get the feeling I'm talking to myself.
43	Edgar Wellington II	Oh. Hello there Susan - er, I mean, Ms. Lancaster. I hope all is well.
	Susan Lancaster	Yes Edgar dear, I'm quite fine. Thanks for asking! Maybe I'll "see you" around later, then? When you get out for an "evening stroll," perhaps?
	Edgar Wellington II	Um... Yes. Right. Of course. Okay then. See you around Ms. Lancaster.
44	Edgar Wellington II	Um... hello Susan. Er.. Ms. Lancaster, rather. Pardon my momentary lapse of manners.
	Susan Lancaster	Nonsense Edgar! I always find your manners to be quite "up to the task." if you know what I mean! He he he he. See you later, MISTER Wellington.

Notes[]

#	Notes, conditions, context
39	May only occur once per day.
40	May only occur once per day. The last line in this conversation is not linked correctly and so will not play.
41	May only occur once per day.
42	Millicent can also start this conversation, using a set of alternate prompts to replace Edgar's first line, listed here.
43	May only occur once per day.

Herbert "Daring" Dashwood[]

	Speaker	Conversation
45	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Still pushing back the borders of the Wasteland, Chief? A never ending task, that. Ah. But some days I do miss a good adventure. You're lucky sir!
	Chief Gustavo	And I envy your retirement, Dashwood. Though it's true. There's something satisfying about bagging a Rad-Scorpian at 100 yards with a single shot.
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	I once killed a Yao Guai with my bare hands! Almost lost an arm. But I got the bastard in the end. Ah... Those were the days.
46	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Good Chief Gustavo! Anything interesting happening out there in the Wasteland?
	Chief Gustavo	Hah! I'm fine with the same old shit all the time. The day something "interesting" happens in the Wasteland, it's time to retire!
47	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	How's that manifesto of yours coming along, Comrade?
	Irving Cheng	Well, Comrade. My computer keeps breaking, and I have to start over each day. Not to worry though. I've got it practically memorized by now!
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Hehe. I'm sorry to hear that, Irving. Maybe I should take a look at your computer sometime. Heheh.
48	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Still having issues with your computer, Comrade?
	Irving Cheng	<Sigh.> I don't know what to do, Comrade. Every day I fix it, but it always breaks again.
49	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	How's the cafe holding up these days? I must say, your new menu is superb. You are a fine chef!
	Margaret Primrose	Thank you for saying so! It's always been my dream to own my own restaurant. Supplies have been running low, but it just makes me more creative!
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	That's the spirit, girl! Every seeming setback is actually just a chance for your genius to shine!
50	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Hello Margaret. You holding up, child? You slave in that kitchen all day for us lazy retired folk. Ever thought of taking a little break?
	Margaret Primrose	It's okay, really. I prefer to stay busy.
51	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Hawthorne! You going to come up for air soon? You're going to drown yourself if you're not careful!
	Michael Hawthorne	What? Oh right. Hah! That's a good one, Daring. I'm fine really. I've been drinking since I was a toddler. I can hold my liquor. What's new with you?
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Just trying to keep busy, I guess. I'm not sure I'm really cut out for the whole retirement thing. Just can't seem to sit still.
52	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	I've heard Margaret's cafe is running low on pickles. You better not let her catch you, Hawthorne. You might wind up in someone's sandwich!
	Michael Hawthorne	What? Very funny old man! Well, I hear she's also running low on dried up old raisins, you cheeky bastard! Leave a gent to his drink already!
53	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Hey girl. How are you doing? You need to slow down and pace yourself, or you'll be old before your time. Like me!
	Susan Lancaster	Whatever. I know your type, Daring. You want me all to yourself. Well, I'm not some trophy animal you can just bag and hang on your wall!
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	We'll just have to see about that! You watch out! I can be a very stealthy hunter!
54	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Marry me, Susan?
	Susan Lancaster	Eww! Banish the thought, old man! Seriously though, if you're still around in a decade or two, I might take you up on the offer.
55	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	You manage to shake your husband again? Good show! If you'd like, I can show you some stealth tricks I picked up in my adventures.
	Tiffany Cheng	Yeah. He's so stupid! I don't actually need to sneak out. I just tell him to piss off, and then I leave. If he was smart, he'd try to stop me. Men!
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Some men just don't have the hunting instinct, dear. You should try talking to him about your needs.
	Tiffany Cheng	Whatever. He loves those damn meetings, and that stupid "Community Manifesto" of his more than me. He hardly knows I exist!
56	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	I hear Irving's having a bit of trouble with his computer?
	Tiffany Cheng	It breaks all the time! Does he take that as a sign to spend time with me? No. Stupid man! He spends hours retyping everything. He's such a loser!

Notes[]

#	Notes, conditions, context
45	May only occur once per day.
47	May only occur once per day.
49	May only occur once per day.
51	May only occur once per day.
53	May only occur once per day.
55	May only occur once per day.

Irving Cheng[]

	Speaker	Conversation
57	Irving Cheng	Comrade. Do you have something that will make me, you know, look attractive?
	Anthony Ling	Yes! But the key to being fabulous, is that it comes from within. What you wear is only half the equation. BELIEVE you ARE already fabulous!
	Irving Cheng	Right, comrade! I see. The fabulous comes from the inside out. I will have to remember that. Thank you!
58	Irving Cheng	Comrade, how are you doing?
	Anthony Ling	Fabulous! Can I sell you a pair of sport shoes? Maybe they'd help you catch your wife when she runs away from you!
59	Irving Cheng	"Comrade Gustavo! How are things?
	Chief Gustavo	Cheng. Damn it. Call me "Chief." Chief Gustavo! All that "comrade" nonsense is really getting on my nerves.
	Irving Cheng	Oh. I'm sorry Comraaa - err, CHIEF Gustavo!
60	Irving Cheng	Comrade Gustavo!
	Chief Gustavo	N/A
61	Irving Cheng	Comrade Dashwood. Do you know much about computers? My computer is not cooperating with me lately.
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	I know a little bit about technology. I've picked up a few tricks in my adventures. Why, what seems to be the problem?
	Irving Cheng	Every day it erases everything. Each day I have to start over again. But it's not the end of the world. I have everything memorized. Never mind.
62	Irving Cheng	I've been thinking about taking up adventuring as a profession. What would I need to know before I do that, comrade?
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	My dear boy. You've got all the adventure you need, right here in these four walls. For starters, you can figure out how to make your wife happy.
	Irving Cheng	Ohhh. Well, comrade. I don't think I'll ever be able to do that.
63	Irving Cheng	Comrade Lydia, do you have something in your shop that my wife would like?
	Lydia Montenegro	Mr. Cheng. Shouldn't YOU know what your wife would like? Why don't you go find out what she wants, and I'll see about ordering it for you.
	Irving Cheng	Yes, you are right, comrade. But I'm afraid I've done something to upset her, and now she isn't talking to me. Never mind. I'll figure something out.
64	Irving Cheng	You have a nice shop, comrade Lydia.
	Lydia Montenegro	Thank you!
65	Irving Cheng	You make the BEST sandwiches ever, comrade Margaret!
	Margaret Primrose	Thank you. It's always my pleasure to serve you Mr. Cheng. If you'd like, I could prepare a special candle light dinner for you and Mrs. Cheng.
	Irving Cheng	That's an excellent idea, comrade! I have to get her to stop and listen to me for a moment to even ask her if she'd like that. But thank you though.
66	Irving Cheng	I think sometime soon I'll try that Iguana Bits sandwich Mr. Tenpenny is always ordering.
	Margaret Primrose	Really? He orders that every day. I prefer making more creative dishes. Choose something else, I beg you!
67	Irving Cheng	Comrade Hawthorne. You seem to get along okay with the ladies. What's your secret?
	Michael Hawthorne	My secret to what? Oh right. The ladies. Always start off with a few drinks to loosen up, then move onto the hard liquor to get the party rolling!
	Irving Cheng	Oh, I see. Well, maybe you're right. Mrs. Cheng spends a lot of time drinking in the lounge, doesn't she.
68	Irving Cheng	Cheers!
	Michael Hawthorne	Indeed! I'll drink to that!
69	Irving Cheng	Ummm. Errrr. Ahh...
	Susan Lancaster	Don't be scared Irving, dear! I won't bite. Well, not unless you ask me to! Hahahaha!
	Irving Cheng	Oh... oh. Alright Susan. I'll see you later then?
70	Irving Cheng	Su-su-susan! Hello! I uh... well. You know.
	Susan Lancaster	Why do I intimidate you so? You weren't intimated the other night! Aha! See you around, Don Juan.
71	Irving Cheng	Tiffany. Why are you always off doing your own thing?
	Tiffany Cheng	Oh no! I'm not going to make it that easy for you. If you can't figure it out, then I'm not going to help you. Why are you so stupid?!
	Irving Cheng	I don't know why I'm so stupid. Never mind. I'll go work on my projects.
	Tiffany Cheng	Ha! See?! That's what I'm talking about! Stupid. Stupid man!
72	Irving Cheng	Tiffany?
	Tiffany Cheng	What?!

Notes[]

#	Notes, conditions, context
57	May only occur once per day.
59	May only occur once per day.
60	There is intended to be a response from Chief Gustavo, but he does not have any response assigned to this prompt.
61	May only occur once per day.
63	May only occur once per day.
65	May only occur once per day.
67	May only occur once per day.
69	May only occur once per day.
71	May only occur once per day. Tiffany's last line will not play in-game because Irving's preceding line is set to end the conversation.

Lydia Montenegro[]

	Speaker	Conversation
73	Lydia Montenegro	Anthony, darling, you're looking rather bloated today.
	Anthony Ling	Whatever, you old hag. I'm just swelling with fabulous.
	Lydia Montenegro	Do you realize how often you use that word? You be careful, darling, or you'll wear it out like you've worn out your sense of style.
74	Lydia Montenegro	I've got some ointment in the Boutique that should help with those bags under your eyes, love.
	Anthony Ling	And I've got a little number in my shop that should help push up those sagging girls of yours, darling.
75	Lydia Montenegro	There's nothing to worry about I presume, Chief?
	Chief Gustavo	Everything is under control, Ms. Montenegro.
76	Lydia Montenegro	I trust everyone in the tower is healthy? No plagues to worry about, are there Doctor?
	Doctor Banfield	Yes, of course. There's nothing to worry about. Though, it's been awhile since I've seen you. We should schedule a checkup soon.
	Lydia Montenegro	Right. Until next time, then.
77	Lydia Montenegro	Have you ever considered performing, what do they call it? Plastic surgery? You know, where you make people look young again?
	Doctor Banfield	Surgery of any kind is always extremely dangerous. The risk of infection is great. A doctor should never cut open a patient unless it's necessary.
78	Lydia Montenegro	I've noticed some new items on the menu.
	Margaret Primrose	Yes, well. There've been shortages of certain things, so I've had to get creative. I hope everything is to your liking Ms. Montenegro.
	Lydia Montenegro	Yes, of course, child! Your dishes are always superb!
79	Lydia Montenegro	One day, you'll have to teach me to cook. I've always wanted to learn, but never had the time.
	Margaret Primrose	A sophisticated lady like you slaving over the stove? Don't trouble yourself with that, dear. You kick back and enjoy. I'm here to cook for you.
80	Lydia Montenegro	Ahhh. There's nothing like a nice glass of wine at the end of a long day, eh Michael?
	Michael Hawthorne	Indeed! And at the beginning of a long day! Though, I prefer the stiffer stuff myself. So how're you holding up these days? How's that shop of yours?
	Lydia Montenegro	That shop is my pride and joy. I like to be surrounded by fine things - a little beauty in all this ugliness.
81	Lydia Montenegro	Here's to being rich, eh Michael?
	Michael Hawthorne	Amen. I'll drink to that sister. Cheers!
	Lydia Montenegro	Ha! You'll drink to ANYTHING! Cheers!
82	Lydia Montenegro	Not to pry, dear. But what is exactly the problem between you and your husband?
	Tiffany Cheng	You mean other than the fact that he is an idiot? Or that he's always busy with stupid meetings, or writing stupid books, that NO ONE cares about?
	Lydia Montenegro	Have you tried distracting him, dear? You know, get his "attention" every now and then? Some men are just clueless when it comes to a woman's needs.
	Tiffany Cheng	Ha! He's so stupid, he wouldn't know what do to even if I did manage to get his attention!
83	Lydia Montenegro	Tiffany. A toast! Here's to stupid men and the women who love them!
	Tiffany Cheng	Cheers.

Notes[]

#	Notes, conditions, context
73	May only occur once per day.
76	May only occur once per day.
78	May only occur once per day.
80	May only occur once per day.
81	Lydia's last line will not play, as Michael's line is flagged to end the conversation.
82	May only occur once per day.

Margaret Primrose[]

	Speaker	Conversation
84	Margaret Primrose	What will you be having for lunch, Mister Tenpenny?
	Allistair Tenpenny	The usual, dear. And please, be sure to remember to measure the salt precisely. We don't a repeat of last weeks debacle.
	Margaret Primrose	Of course Mister Tenpenny.
85	Margaret Primrose	I'll need another order of hairnets, Anthony.
	Anthony Ling	Those things are so tacky. How about you swing by New Urban Apparel, and I fit you into a cute Sunday dress? You need to spruce up your look dear.
	Margaret Primrose	Thank you, but I'm always so busy serving everyone. Maybe you can just pick something out for me and send it along with the hairnets.
86	Margaret Primrose	You know, if they'd like to, your men could dine in the cafe. They don't always have to eat in the barracks.
	Chief Gustavo	That's kind of you, Ms. Primrose. But it's better if they don't cozy up with the residents. Helps retain discipline and remind them why they're here.
	Margaret Primrose	Right, of course. Well, maybe I'll send a special desert over there today, to let them know we appreciate their keeping us safe and sound.
87	Margaret Primrose	I'll send over something tasty for the men later. A special treat of some kind to let them know we care.
	Chief Gustavo	They don't deserve it. But... oh, what the hell. Go ahead Ms. Primrose. If it'll make you happy, send them whatever you like.
88	Margaret Primrose	Doctor, I've been meaning to ask you. Do you think it's safe to serve raw Mirelurk meat? It can be quite delicious.
	Doctor Banfield	Absolutely not. All Wasteland meat MUST be thoroughly cooked. Disease and parasites are killed by the heat. I'm surprised I have to tell you this.
	Margaret Primrose	I found this old cook book for something called "sushi." Um... well, you might want to check up on a few residents I already served it to. Whoopsie.
89	Margaret Primrose	Have you noticed the newer, healthier additions to the menu, Doc?
	Doctor Banfield	Yes. They are a fine addition. Now, if we can only get the residents to start eating them!
90	Margaret Primrose	Here you are, hon.
		Bon appetit!
		Here you are. Sorry that took so long.
		Here you go. I hope you enjoy your meal!
		I made it just like you like it. Enjoy!
	Target	Thank you!
		Excellent!
		Wonderful. Thank you, dear.
		Thanks!

Notes[]

#	Notes, conditions, context
84	May only occur once per day.
85	May only occur once per day.
86	May only occur once per day.
88	May only occur once per day.
90	The targets are any members of the NPCTenpennyTowerResidentLIST group, which consists of all human residents of Tenpenny Tower, including the generic guards. Mister Burke is included in the list, but because of his AI routine he will never interact with Margaret.

Michael Hawthorne[]

	Speaker	Conversation
91	Michael Hawthorne	Hey! I know you! Care to share a drink?
	Chief Gustavo	I'm on duty. You alright Hawthorne? Don't want a repeat of that little stunt you pulled.
	Michael Hawthorne	Indeed! I'll drink to that! Cheers!
92	Michael Hawthorne	Gustavo, pal. You need to lighten up a bit. Relax. Have some fun, right? Right. Life's too short for all that grumpiness.
	Chief Gustavo	You're pressing your luck, Hawthorne.
93	Michael Hawthorne	Daring... why do they call you that? Why not "Dash" or "Wood," or "Herb" for godsakes. I mean, that'd make more sense, wouldn't it?
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Hawthorne. Go easy on those remaining brain cells, alright?
	Michael Hawthorne	Nah! Drown the buggars!
94	Michael Hawthorne	Daring. I've been meaning to ask. Was it hard to do all those adventures with the radio crew tagging along? I mean, it must have been distracting.
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	It's a radio play, not a documentary.
95	Michael Hawthorne	Hey... Cheng. Why the hell do you call everyone "Comrade" all the time?
	Irving Cheng	Because, while it's true, some of us are better suited to lead the community, by calling you all comrades, I'm helping you not feel envy or sadness.
	Michael Hawthorne	Huh... sure. I'll drink to that Comrade!
96	Michael Hawthorne	Comrade. Come share a drink.
	Irving Cheng	I shouldn't. A good leader, leads by example. But thank you anyway.
97	Michael Hawthorne	Lydia! I've missed you! Come share a wee drinky with me. How was your day dear?
	Lydia Montenegro	Let's just say it's high time for a glass of wine. Putting on a happy face for all my customers all the time can be a bit tiresome.
	Michael Hawthorne	I always have my happy face on! I mean, just look at it! Are you looking? See how happy it is! The key, you see, is not to give a damn about anything
98	Michael Hawthorne	I'm glad you're here. You're the only one that understands me. The rest, I think they are secretly laughing at me all the time. But not you.
	Lydia Montenegro	Don't worry about them. Just be yourself dear. You've had a hard life. You deserve some happiness. Hell, we all do.
99	Michael Hawthorne	Susan. Why are you always so kind to me?
	Susan Lancaster	Don't be silly, Michael. It's because you pay me to be nice to you!
	Michael Hawthorne	Oh, I see.
100	Michael Hawthorne	I like spending time with you Susan.
	Susan Lancaster	Don't they all, dear? Don't they all!
101	Michael Hawthorne	Mrs. Cheng. Take a load off, enjoy a glass of wine. Relax. You're so high strung, woman!
	Tiffany Cheng	No amount of drink is going to make my husband less stupid. But, it'll certainly help me forget about him, won't it.
	Michael Hawthorne	That's the spirit!
102	Michael Hawthorne	Nothing like a fine glass of bubbly to make all things right with the world, eh Mrs. Cheng?
	Tiffany Cheng	I hate that stupid man.

Notes[]

#	Notes, conditions, context
91	May only occur once per day.
93	May only occur once per day.
95	May only occur once per day.
97	May only occur once per day.
99	May only occur once per day.
101	May only occur once per day.

Millicent Wellington[]

	Speaker	Conversation
103	Millicent Wellington	Did you find any of the information I collected at all useful, Chief?
	Chief Gustavo	It was very... thorough, Mrs. Wellington. Do the other residents know you have catalogued all their habits and daily routines like that?
	Millicent Wellington	I just thought it might be helpful for the security team to know where everyone is and what they are doing. You know, in case of emergency.
104	Millicent Wellington	Chief. I'm concerned some of your men have been sleeping on the job. Well not literally, I just mean, they don't seem that alert.
	Chief Gustavo	I'll be sure to discuss it with them Mrs. Wellington.
105	Millicent Wellington	Edgar, dear...
		Edgar...

Notes[]

#	Notes, conditions, context
103	May only occur once per day.
105	These are a set of alternate prompts for Millicent, instead of Edgar, to start conversation 42.

MS12TillDeath[]

This conversation occurs during the quest Tenpenny Tower if Millicent is given proof that her husband has been cheating on her with Susan Lancaster. Millicent will start this conversation with Edgar just before she kills him.

Speaker	Conversation
Millicent Wellington	You broke your sacred promise.
Edgar Wellington II	What are you talking about dear? Is everything alright?
Millicent Wellington	Let me remind you... 'Till death do us part.

Mister Burke[]

Mister Burke does not participate in any special random conversations. He starts one scripted, one-time conversation (dialogue topic MS11NukeView) as part of the quest The Power of the Atom; this conversation occurs on the balcony of Tenpenny Tower after helping Mister Burke blow up Megaton. It has one alternate line depending on the player character's gender.

Speaker	Conversation
Mister Burke	Now that, my friend, is beautiful.
Allistair Tenpenny	Well done, Mister Burke! What a grand display of fireworks! I almost wish there was another nuke we could detonate. You don't see that very often.
Mister Burke	I'm glad you're pleased. I had help, of course.
Allistair Tenpenny	Quite right. And you are to offer him the reward we discussed. Now... all this bright light and wind has given me quite a thirst. Where's my scotch?
	Quite right. And you are to offer her the reward we discussed. Now... all this bright light and wind has given me quite a thirst. Where's my scotch?
Mister Burke	I'll send someone up as soon as I've completed business with our friend here.
Allistair Tenpenny	Righto. And be quick about it! I haven't been dry in years. I'd hate to start now.

Roy Phillips[]

Roy does not have dynamic conversations under the DialogueTenpenny quest, unlike all other characters listed here. However, he has two scripted one-time conversations related to Tenpenny Tower characters, listed below.

MS12ArgumentTopic[]

This conversation, stored in the DialogueTenpennyIntercom quest, occurs at the gate to Tenpenny Tower when approaching the location for the first time.

Speaker	Conversation
Roy Phillips	You can tell Tenpenny he can kiss my ass! We got plenty of bottlecaps! Let me in, goddamnit!
Chief Gustavo	How many times do we have to go through this? You're not getting in!
Roy Phillips	I can stand here all day yelling at you through this damn speaker if I have to!
Chief Gustavo	I've already told you Tenpenny won't allow zombies to live here!
Roy Phillips	Who the hell are you calling a zombie?
Chief Gustavo	You're definitely not human, that's for damn sure. For the last time: NO ZOMBIES ALLOWED!
Roy Phillips	Can't tell the difference between me and a feral? Fine. I'll show you the goddamn difference! Just you wait! You'll get yours. All of you![Note 2]

MS11BurkeAndPhillips[]

This conversation occurs on the top floor of Tenpenny Tower during The Power of the Atom near the end of Mister Burke's path if the quest Tenpenny Tower was completed with the ghouls taking over the tower, as an alternative to this conversation.

Speaker	Conversation
Roy Phillips	Look, Burke. I... I don't care how you got past the others. I could... I could have you torn apart in an instant, with a snap of my fingers!
Mister Burke	Is that so? Do it then, Phillips. Set you feral pets upon me. I could use a bit of sport. After I've dealt with them, I'll turn my attention to you. After all, you've destroyed my home, murdered my employer. I've something of a score to settle, wouldn't you say?[Note 3]
Roy Phillips	Hey, now, come on... The old man got what he had coming... Look, maybe we can work something out. You said you just have some... business to conclude?
Mister Burke	Correct. You and your friends may have killed Tenpenny, but the man gave me a task, and I intend to complete it. There's a detonator on the balcony. When that switch is activated, the bomb at the center of Megaton goes... boom. THAT will conclude my business.
Roy Phillips	Holy shit, you're gonna blow up Megaton? No lie? Look Burke... if you're about to burn down that smoothskin shithole, I ain't gonna stop ya. In fact, I... Well, I think it's fair to say you'd be quite welcome around here. So what do you say? You do your thing and we let bygones by bygones.
Mister Burke	All right. Water under the bridge, then. Truth be told, I'm a firm believer in natural selection. What you people did here was... inspired.
Roy Phillips	All right then, Burke... er... Mister Burke. I'll let you get to it. And, um, thanks for your... understanding.

Susan Lancaster[]

	Speaker	Conversation
106	Susan Lancaster	I trust you are still feeling satisfied from our last... "conversation?"
	Allistair Tenpenny	Umm... er... why yes, Ms. Lancaster. You are quite the "conversationalist." I await with anticipation our next opportunity for chit chat. Indeed!
	Susan Lancaster	Hehe. Of course, love. Until then. Be good boy now! Hahaha.
107	Susan Lancaster	Why, hello there!
	Chief Gustavo	Ms. Lancaster.
	Susan Lancaster	Call me Susan. And if you like, we can be on even more "familiar" terms! Hahah!
108	Susan Lancaster	Hello Chief.
	Chief Gustavo	Hello Ms. Lancaster.
109	Susan Lancaster	I'm not feeling well, Doctor.
	Doctor Banfield	Ahem. Yes. It has been too long since you've been properly examined.
	Susan Lancaster	A house call, perhaps? I'll be waiting! Hahah!
110	Susan Lancaster	Doctor Banfield...
	Doctor Banfield	Susan...
111	Susan Lancaster	Why Edgar, darling. You're looking quite handsome today!
	Edgar Wellington II	Oh... well... umm... Thank you Susan... er, I mean, Ms. Lancaster. A pleasant day to you.
	Susan Lancaster	Hehehehehe. Oh, Edgar.
112	Susan Lancaster	Do I make you nervous, Edgar?
	Edgar Wellington II	Do you make me nervous? Uh... No, not at all. Of course not.
113	Susan Lancaster	Daring, I'm positively bored here! You know, I used to have quite a different life before Tenpenny Tower. Sometimes I long for a little excitement.
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	You should count yourself very lucky. I do. Most people die a horrible death out there in the Wastes. Excitement and danger often go hand in hand.
	Susan Lancaster	Trust me. I know all about it... You're right, of course. Being bored out of your mind and surrounded by morons ain't all that bad. Even still...
114	Susan Lancaster	Let's run away together, and have a real adventure!
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Let's you and I stick to finding trouble to get into here, before we rush out in the Wasteland again; I'll take Gustavo over a Behemoth any day.
115	Susan Lancaster	Irving.
	Irving Cheng	Um. Hi.
	Susan Lancaster	That wife of yours has you terrified, doesn't she? Don't worry. I can help you relax.
116	Susan Lancaster	You must learn how to relax, Irving!
	Irving Cheng	Right, Susan. Whatever you say.
117	Susan Lancaster	You're always so busy. Why don't you take a day off once in a while?
	Margaret Primrose	Don't worry about me. I'm fine. Besides, if I didn't cook for all of you, you'd starve to death! Heaven knows none of you can fend for yourselves!
	Susan Lancaster	Haha. Perhap's you're right, dear. But you could always set out a few meals in advance and take a nap once in a while.
118	Susan Lancaster	Where'd you learn to cook? Everything you make is so delicious. I'd just set the place on fire if I ever tried what you do.
	Margaret Primrose	Something I picked up from my mom. She wasn't always the best mother... but she always showed her love for us in her cooking. I miss her sometimes.
119	Susan Lancaster	Michael... do you think I'm pretty?
	Michael Hawthorne	I wouldn't pay you so much to hang out with me if I thought you were ugly! I'm just kidding. Stop fishing for compliments. You know you're beautiful.
	Susan Lancaster	I'm not sure whether to be hurt or flattered by all that.
120	Susan Lancaster	Do you ever find it stifling in this tower? Like the walls are keeping us in, rather than keeping the Wasteland out?
	Michael Hawthorne	Why do you think I spend so much time getting smashed in the lounge?

Notes[]

#	Notes, conditions, context
106	May only occur once per day.
107	May only occur once per day.
109	May only occur once per day.
111	May only occur once per day.
113	May only occur once per day.
115	May only occur once per day.
117	May only occur once per day.
119	May only occur once per day.

Tiffany Cheng[]

	Speaker	Conversation
121	Tiffany Cheng	Hey Anthony. I think I need a new dress. Something with a little color, if you got any thing like that.
	Anthony Ling	Of course! Shopping is wonderful therapy, isn't it? Better than any old pill Doc Banfield prescribes.
	Tiffany Cheng	I suppose it is.
122	Tiffany Cheng	You ever been married before?
	Anthony Ling	What?! Are you kidding? I'm too fabulous to settle down.
123	Tiffany Cheng	What's the chance you or one of your men would trip and accidentally shoot my husband in the head?
	Chief Gustavo	I'd have to say that would be extremely unlikely, Mrs. Cheng.
	Tiffany Cheng	I was afraid you'd say that.
124	Tiffany Cheng	Hello there, Chief. I don't suppose there's any way you could, I don't know, SHOOT MY HUSBAND?! Make it look like an accident or something?
	Chief Gustavo	I'm afraid not, Ms. Cheng.
125	Tiffany Cheng	Hey Doc. You got any poison pills in your hospital?
	Doctor Banfield	Why? Has someone been poisoned?!
	Tiffany Cheng	Not yet.
126	Tiffany Cheng	Is it hard to tell if someone has been murdered, or just died in his sleep?
	Doctor Banfield	I'm worried about you, Mrs. Cheng. Come by the Wellness Center, I might have a pill or two that'll help you relax and cope with things.
127	Tiffany Cheng	You ever kill a man, Daring?
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	I've had too kill far to many men... listen, Mrs. Cheng... have you tried talking to your husband about things? I think he really cares about you.
	Tiffany Cheng	I shouldn't have to talk to him. Why make it easy for him? He doesn't make it easy for me! If he can't see the problem, then he's just stupid.
128	Tiffany Cheng	Irving's always on that damn computer, typing away at his stupid projects. I wish I knew about computers. I'd erase that damn thing!
	Herbert "Daring" Dashwood	Now there's an interesting idea, Mrs. Cheng!
129	Tiffany Cheng	I'm leaving. Bye!
	Irving Cheng	Oh. Okay, dear. Goodbye.
130	Tiffany Cheng	Lydia, have you ever been in love?
	Lydia Montenegro	Yes, Mrs. Cheng. It's not easy though, is it?
	Tiffany Cheng	That's because men are stupid.
	Lydia Montenegro	Yes they are dear, quite!
131	Tiffany Cheng	Do you think it's possible to love someone too much?
	Lydia Montenegro	What a question! I don't know. I supposed it is. But, it can't always be helped. We can't help who we fall in love with, can we?
132	Tiffany Cheng	Are you happy with your life, Ms. Primrose?
	Margaret Primrose	Why, yes. I believe so. Fairly happy, anyway. I really enjoy what I do. Cooking and preparing meals for the residents makes me happy.
	Tiffany Cheng	I guess maybe I should figure out what I want to do with MY life.
133	Tiffany Cheng	Is cooking fun? Maybe I should help you out sometime. You know, just to have something interesting to do?
	Margaret Primrose	Sure! I could always use another pair of hands in the kitchen.
134	Tiffany Cheng	You're in here even more than I am. And I thought my life sucked.
	Michael Hawthorne	Just goes to show you: It's always darker on the other side of the fence.
	Tiffany Cheng	I guess so.
135	Tiffany Cheng	Nothing like a little ale to wash away the day, eh?
	Michael Hawthorne	Indeed, Mrs. Cheng. Indeed! Sometimes it helps wash away a lot more than just one day.

Notes[]

#	Notes, conditions, context
121	May only occur once per day.
123	May only occur once per day.
125	May only occur once per day.
127	May only occur once per day.
129	May only occur once per day. Irving's response will not play in-game because the prompt links to the wrong dialogue topic.
130	May only occur once per day. Lydia's last line will never play in-game because Tiffany's last line is flagged to end the conversation.
132	May only occur once per day.
134	May only occur once per day.

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