| TOPIC
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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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#
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| GREETING
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GREETING
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Happy 50
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I'm so much happier now. Thank you again.
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1
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| GREETING
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Disgust 25
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{Sullen youth, has just been surprised doing something embarassinng} What do you want?
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2
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| GREETING
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Disgust 35
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{Sarcastic} Oh look, it's the conformist tool.
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3
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| GREETING
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Disgust 50
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{Sarcastic} How much ass did you have to kick to get Papa Khan to like you so much?
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4
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| GREETING
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Happy 15
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{Thinks the player is totally cool, but doesn't want to admit it} Oh, hey. What's up?
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5
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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I can't believe you're talking to me, this is so cool! I mean, uh... dude, what's up?
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6
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| GREETING
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Anger 25
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You going to make fun of me too?
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7
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| GREETING
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Anger 35
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I really don't want to deal with this right now.
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8
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| GREETING
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Disgust 15
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{Sullen youth} What?
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9
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| JerryCaesar
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What do you think about the Khans' alliance with Caesar?
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Disgust 25
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Huh? Wait, what are you talking about? We're allied with Caesar now? Psh. Typical. Nobody tells me anything.
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10
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| JerryFollowers
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The Followers have agreed to take you on as a member. Head to the Old Mormon Fort.
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Happy 50
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They did? That's great! Thank you! I'm out of this crummy camp!
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11
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| JerryInitiation
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What is this initiation?
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Disgust 25
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Everybody has to do it. Well, everybody who wants to be a Khan, anyways. They toss you into the ring there and beat on you for a solid minute.
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12
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| Fear 35
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If you survive, you're in.
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13
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| JerryIntro
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What are you doing?
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Sad 35
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Oh, nothing really. Just trying to psych myself up to try my initiation. Again. {Totally unconvincing roar} Raaaar!
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14
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| JerryKhans
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Can you tell me about the Great Khans?
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Disgust 35
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I can tell you they're a bunch of big dumb jerks with no appreciation for art. I mean, can you believe their initiation?
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15
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| JerryPoetry
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I'd like to hear some of your poetry.
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Happy 50
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You would? Really? Okay, well then, here goes:
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16
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| I'd like to hear some of your poetry.
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Happy 25
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This one's a haiku.
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17
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| Happy 25
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{Clear throat, begin reciting} Radscorpion bites,
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18
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| Happy 25
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my foot in the box canyon.
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19
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| Happy 50
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Ow, ow, ow, ow... ow.
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20
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| I'd like to hear some of your poetry.
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Happy 25
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{Clear throat, begin reciting} I wrote this limerick the last time I went to Freeside.
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21
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| Happy 50
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There once was a fellow called Garret,
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22
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| Happy 25
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whose sister she did love to bare it.
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23
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| Happy 35
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She flashed it around, all over town,
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24
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| Happy 45
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so if you would screw her, beware it.
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25
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| Fear 25
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{back to normal speaking} I, uh, got kicked out of the Atomic Wrangler for that one.
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26
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| I'd like to hear some of your poetry.
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Sad 50
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This is a poem I wrote about the dark loneliness that suffuses my soul.
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27
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| Sad 50
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{Clear throat, begin reciting} Rainclouds wrap my heart in sorrow black as silk,
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28
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| Sad 50
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My empty scream does not echo, even though we're in a canyon.
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29
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| Sad 50
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My soul aches, but not as much as my limbs, because I've been beaten severely.
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30
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| I'd like to hear some of your poetry.
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Happy 50
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Here's one about the girl I love.
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31
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| Happy 75
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{Clear throat, begin reciting} Her hair stands tall, like the spiky bits on a Deathclaw.
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32
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| Happy 75
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Her eyes are bright as radioactive sludge, glowing with the light of love.
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33
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| Anger 50
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But when I talk to her, she laughs and mocks and has her brothers beat me.
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34
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| Sad 100
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Oh, why do nice girls hate me?
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35
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| I'd like to hear some of your poetry.
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Fear 25
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That's it. What do you think?
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36
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic000
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That doesn't sound so bad.
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Disgust 40
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Sure, maybe not if you're some hulking reprobate like Regis or baked to the gills like Jack. I've tried five times and still haven't made it.
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37
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic001
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It sounds like you're not happy being a Great Khan. Maybe you'd be happier someplace else.
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Happy 50
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[SUCCEEDED] Maybe you're right. Maybe I can find my true calling, someplace they'll appreciate my poetry! Someplace like the Old Mormon Fort, maybe.
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38
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| Fear 25
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Do you think the Followers of the Apocalypse would take me? I remember all those books they brought us when they visited our tribe.
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39
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| Maybe you should just ditch this place.
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Sad 35
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[FAILED] I don't know... the Khans don't really get me, but at least they're family, you know?
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40
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic002
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Why don't you just cheat?
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Neutral 50
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Cheat? The only way I could cheat is if I was so doped up on painkillers that I don't feel anything.
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41
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic003
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Just wait here a minute, I'll be back with some Med-X.
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Neutral 50
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Really? Wow, um... okay. Thanks.
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42
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic004
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<Give Med-X> Painkillers like these, you mean?
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Neutral 50
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Whoa... you were serious. Okay, yeah, this might just work. Thanks.
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43
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic005
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Well then, never mind.
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Neutral 50
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Okay.
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44
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic006
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It sounded like you were writing poetry.
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Fear 15
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Oh. You heard that, huh? Okay, so yeah, I was writing poetry. I know, I know, it's not a very Great Khan-like thing to do.
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45
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| Happy 25
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The Followers of the Apocalypse came to our camp when I was a kid, and they brought a bunch of old books. I used to read pre-War poetry for hours.
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46
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic007
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You don't sound too eager for your initiation.
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Sad 35
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Yeah, well, I guess maybe I'm not. But what else can I do?
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47
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic008
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I had some other questions, actually.
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Neutral 50
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Sure, okay.
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48
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic009
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Why isn't poetry "Great Khan-like?"
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Disgust 35
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Have you seen this tribe? If it's not an epic drunken ballad of cracking skulls and hearing lamentations they think it's a waste of time.
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49
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic010
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I could ask them for you.
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Fear 30
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You'd do that? Thanks! I mean, I'd go myself, but what if they said no? The Khans wouldn't take me back, and then I'd have nobody.
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50
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic011
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Why don't you go there and find out?
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Fear 35
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I don't know. I mean, I'd go myself, but what if they said no? The Khans wouldn't take me back, and then I'd have nobody.
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51
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic012
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Probably. You seem like their type.
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Fear 35
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You think so? I mean, I'd go myself, but what if they said no? The Khans wouldn't take me back, and then I'd have nobody.
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52
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic013
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That's not really my problem, is it?
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Sad 35
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No, I suppose not.
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53
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic014
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What do you know about the Followers of the Apocalypse?
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Surprise 25
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Not much. They found us when we came to the Mojave, gave us a bunch of books on science and history - I guess they're like teachers or something?
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54
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic015
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Wow, that... really was something.
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Happy 100
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You liked it? Wow, you're the first one who ever did!
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55
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| VMS47VRRCJerrythePunkTopic016
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That was terrible. Really, really awful.
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Disgust 50
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{Sullen youth} Psh. Whatever.
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