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Iowan Beginnings[]
Born Waterloo-Guy in 1901, November 11th to loving mother Montgomery-Gal and father, Mobile-Guy - Both cousins - in Waterloo, Iowa. Not much is known except his mother had an over-dose on corn.
Young life in Alabama[]
After his mother death he moved to Birmingham, Alabama and adopted the name, Alabama-Guy. He attended Auburn University and didn't enlist in the army for WW1. He graduated as with a political degree.
Mayor of Topeka[]
Topeka-Guy winning the 1925 Topeka mayoral elction
In 1924 he moved to Kansas City and was disgusted by the fact it was not in Kansas. Horrified he moved to Topeka and rented an apartment on S E 4th St. On Nov 11, 1924 he changed his name to his current name, Topeka-Guy. He ran as mayor in the 1925 election and beated incumbet Earls Akers and became mayor. He did this by saying his famous phrase, "It just works", and the crowd burst into chearing. He lasted mayor until 1929 where he gave up to seek larger endeavours.
Govenor of Kansas[]
After becomming mayor of Topeka he seeked to further his career. So he becamed govenor. He ran against Harry Hines Woodring in the 1930 election. At the first debate he uttered these words, "It just works". The crowd cheered and Harry famously clapped for his opponet. He has secured the position of govenor for the Corn party. He named and made Witchia-Guy lt. govenor who conciencedently looked the exact same. Under his regime saw large areas of corn land being made and country roads spreading across the state which would inspire John Denver to write the song Country Roads. Topeka-Guy later said in an interveiw in 1988 with the G.N.N that he on accident said West Virginia instead meaning to say Kansas. The original song went like this.
Almost heaven, state Kansas flat plains, Kansas River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the corn field, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home To the place where I belong State Kansa, corn field momma Take me home, country roads
All my memories gathered 'round her Farmer's lady stranger to blue water Dark and dusty painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye Country roads, take me home To the place I belong State Kansas, corn field momma Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the mornin' hour she calls me Radio reminds me of my home far away And driving down the road I get a feeling I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home To the place where I belong State Kansa, corn field momma Take me home, country roads
He continued as govenor until 1941 where he resigned to go fight in the pacific against the Japenese.
World War 2[]
In the year 1945 serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. He returned to his wife, Kansas and two son and one dughter, aslo Kansas.
Topeka-Guy returning home to his two sons and one daughter
Secret Advisor of John F. Kennedy[]
After the war he returned to government. But kept to the shadows. He was a secret advisor of U.S presidents Eishenhower, John F. Kenndy and Lydon B. Johnson. He however spent his most time with John F. Kennedy. He influenced Kennedy to continue the space race with the Soviets. He aslo advised Kennedy on an all out invasion of Cuba starting with a nuclear strike to kill the population and then an 24 hour non-stop air raid to destroy any buildings then a full anphibious invasion. This enraged Kennedy's militarty chiefs who thought it was "too cruel". John spent two days thinking about the decision and decided to not follow Topeka-Guy's plan. Though Kennedy said no he still kept Topeka-Guy as his top advisor and invited him to meet British prime minister, Alec Douglas-Home. Before Kennedy's moon speech he had losgt his notes and tasked Topeka-Guy with writting him a new one in under an hour. He did it in under 15 minutes and Kennedy would use that as his speech. The sudden death of Kennedy deaply sadden Topeka-Guy. He was infact in the same car as his friend was when he was shot in Dallas. Below are never before seen photos.
Topeka-Guy with JFK for the last time
He went to the polic station where suspected assasin Tim Crain was being led out by William Dafoe untill Topeka-Guy fired at him, avenging his lost friend.
Assasin Tim Crain is assasinated by Topeka-Guy
Topeka-Guy at the left back with J.F.K in the front and to his right, prime minister Alec Douglas-Home
Bethesda Spy[]
After the release of Fallout 3, Bethesda seeked to know what was happening over at Obsidian and the development of Fallout: New Vegas. This led to them hiring Topeka-Guy or 003 by Bethesda. He was hired by Obsidian by the disguise of, St.Louis-Guy. Working as a janitor at the Headquarters in Irvine, Califrnia. One night he track senior designer Chris Avellone to the parking lot. There he kidnapped Chris and threw him into his slightly tinted white van. From Irvine he drove Chris to the Goodsprings cemetary.
"He drove me to a cemetary near Vegas with a gun in his right hand. He went near me and said, You've made you're last game kid. From where you're standing this must look like a 10 karat run of bad luck. Truth is......the game was rig from the start. Bang, he shot me in the head and the rest is history"
Rare image of Ohio-Guy in Obsidian hq
With stolen money from Chris he gambledd in Vegas and drove on to Bethesda Studio's studio in Rockville, Maryland while stopping in Topeka. The next day, Chris had survived with the help of a local doctor and alerted the authorities. In Missouri, Topeka-Guy led the police into a local cornfield and showed no mercy. Rewarded on his feet, he decided to do his last misson as a Bethesda spy.
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Behind the Scene[]
Topeka-Guy in no way resembles or is Todd Howard