User:Fat Man Spoon

Spoonay has made 4,805 edits.

This user is undeniably batshit insane.

This user enjoys InstaMash. Maybe a little TOO much.

This user has a bad habit of pissing off Admins. Expect him to die shortly.

Fat Man spoon is in fact exactly what his title suggests; a fat man who has been on occasions known to spoon with people, but not just any people, oh no, he's spooned with the Queen, the President and even the lesser known emperor of Quadrak 6, something about him is just so comfy and reassuring that everyone has an almost supernatural urge to spoon with him, granting him a wide range of political benefits and entitles mostly in the access to comfy beds. Except Gordon Brown, he won't spoon with that guy for anything, he's just got to make it out he's a fat Scottish Cyclops.

I'm kinda hiding from editing right now, but I'll be back after I've murdered New Vegas to help you lot clean up the mess. Oh, and one last thing...

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A is for Arroyo

B is for Brotherhood of Steel

C is for China

D is for Den

E is for Enclave

F is for Floater

G is for General Atomics International

H is for Harold

I is for Iguana-on-a-stick

J is for Jet

K is for Killian Darkwater

L is for Laser rifle

M is for Mariposa Military Base

N is for Nuka-Cola

O is for Owyn Lyons

P is for Porter

Q is for Quincy

R is for Raul

S is for Super mutant

T is for Tycho

U is for Unamerican Activities Force

W is for West Tek

V is for Vertibird

X is for Xarn

Y is for Sheb

Z is for Zomak