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Form ID
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Script Notes
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| 1
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0061E07D
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0061E09C
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Hey, my name's Sam. If you're looking for help on your settlement, I'm your guy.
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| 2
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0061E18E
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You here for a tune-up, or just some friendly banter?
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Friendly
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| 3
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0061E18F
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I used to eat a lot of Fancy Lads Snack Cakes. I thought it's what the celebrities ate. I was a pretty dumb kid.
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Self-deprecating, so light-hearted when calling himself "dumb"
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| 4
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0061E190
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I'm used to playing in front of petrified corpses. They're a pretty tough crowd.
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Friendly
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| 5
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0061E191
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How's it going boss? Hope you didn't pick up any new scars on the way home. Gotta protect that moneymaker.
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Friendly
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| 6
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0061E192
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I'm working on a new song, about an ex-girlfriend. It's part romance, part cautionary tale.
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Friendly
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| 7
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0061E193
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You know what I miss? Fresh laundry. Like, if I had a choice between a million caps and a pair of warm socks?
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Friendly
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| 8
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Well, I'd take the caps, but my cold ass feet would hate the decision.
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| 9
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0061E194
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To survive, you gotta do a lot of weird shit.
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Friendly
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| 10
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This one time, I had to eat an entire closet full of Cram, because all the regular food went bad and there was just nothing else.
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| 11
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I'm not sure I ever got that taste out of my mouth. I'm basically more Cram than human at this point.
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| 12
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0061E195
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I'd like to try fixing a car once. But I guess I'd need to fix the roads first.
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Friendly
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| 13
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Might be easier just to make a sled pulled by molerats.
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| 14
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0061E196
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I just had an idea. What if we had every door in your camp tied to a piano?
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Friendly
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| 15
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Then you could unlock them all with the uh ahem, right key?
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You realize the joke is terrible but you're trying to sell it anyway
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| 16
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0061E197
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I'm a jack of trades with instruments too. Pianos, drums, banjos, I can play pretty much anything.
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Friendly
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| 17
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0061E198
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I once met a guy who was starting his own rock band. Had a voice like nails on a chalkboard, but he had the right look.
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Friendly
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| 18
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Sometimes that matters more.
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Pensive, as he's referring to his own lack of a rock star look
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| 19
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0061E199
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I can fix just about anything. Well, other than a broken heart.
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Friendly
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| 20
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Unless that heart is in a robot. Then, maybe? Depends on the robot.
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Pensive, as he's referring to his own lack of a rock star look
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| 21
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0061E19A
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I've thought about it, and maybe I will learn how to fix a hair dryer. Might be useful next time you decide who you want to keep around.
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Friendly
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| 22
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0061E19B
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Still working on that spaceship, boss. It's uh ... it's coming along. Might be ready for you sometime next millennium.
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Friendly
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| 23
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0061E19C
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I was thinking about what you said, about how I'm good at adapting.
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Friendly
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| 24
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I may not be great at any one thing, but maybe being flexibile is its own kind of mastery.
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| 25
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0061E19D
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I was thinking about what you said, about how lucky I am to be alive. And you're not wrong. But you're not entirely right. I put in work too.
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Friendly
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| 26
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0061E19E
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Trying to stay agile here, boss. Mentally and physically, like you said. Got my head on a swivel.
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Friendly
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| 27
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Hey, I just got an idea! Protectrons with swiveling heads! Works for cameras, anyway.
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| 28
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0061E07E
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0061E12A
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And I won't forget it. Unless you get eaten by a yao guai or something.
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| 29
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At which point, it's probably fair to call the yao guai "master" instead. Rules are rules.
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| 30
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0061E081
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0061E153
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I think so! It's been a while, but you know what they say, it's just like riding a bike.
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| 31
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Just ignore the fact that I've never actually ridden one.
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| 32
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Metaphorically, I've done it a thousand times.
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| 33
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0061E082
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0061E09E
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But you haven't even heard my pitch? Crap, it's the eyebrows, isn't it.
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Sam has thick brows that make him look a bit angry, but in reality he's a bit of goof. Still, he thinks it's a feature.
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| 34
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I've been told they're too intimidating. But I feel like they're important for my branding.
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| 35
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0061E083
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0061E134
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The shed! Bright bulbs go in the shed.
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Being helpful
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| 36
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See? We're already complementing each other and finishing each other's sandwiches and everything!
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| 37
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0061E084
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0061E175
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But do you know what you're not good at? Being at two places at once.
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Being helpful, not criticizing
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| 38
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And that's where I come in. Hopefully.
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| 39
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0061E088
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0061E13F
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I don't know what that means, but it sounds like an elephant, and those are great!
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| 40
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But yeah, if you don't have a specific job for me, I can just work on repairing stuff at my shop here.
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| 41
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Maybe even compose a few tunes while I work.
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| 42
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0061E08C
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0061E121
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Really? Sorry about that. I sometimes tend to talk in circles.
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| 43
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But you know what that makes me? A revolutionary! Get it? Because I talk in uh ... yeah, never mind.
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| 44
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0061E08D
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0061E148
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I'd love to just sit back and compose music. And I've heard it's best to do what you love.
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| 45
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Well, provided what you love isn't cracking your knuckles.
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| 46
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Something about that sound just ... (shudder).
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| 47
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0061E092
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0061E09B
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And I've got two of them! Helping hands, helping feet, helping ... ears.
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| 48
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For, uh, you know, when you need a good listener! I've got everything you need.
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| 49
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0061E093
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0061E099
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I'm a jack of all trades. And I know what you're thinking, that also means I'm a master of none.
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Trying to convince the Player but also fearful/nervous he'll get shot down.
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| 50
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But what do you want a master for, anyway?
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| 51
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A person like that probably has a huge ego and spends all day letting everyone know about it.
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| 52
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Whereas me, I'm not just low maintenance. I am no maintenance. You won't even know I'm here.
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Friendly
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| 53
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0061E094
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0061E098
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Point is, I can help fix things, play things, and even tell a bad joke. You already know that much!
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Friendly
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| 54
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0061E095
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0061E09A
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I'm Sam. And I kind of just walked in?
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| 55
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Although I guess "wandered in aimlessly while sweating buckets" is a more accurate answer.
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| 56
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0061E097
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0061E09D
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And you can't go wrong with being merry. At least merry with an "e".
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| 57
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Getting married is another story. You kind of go wrong half the time. Statistically speaking.
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| 58
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0061E09F
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0061E14A
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Any other places catch your eye?
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| 59
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0061E0A0
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0061E123
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Anyways, I appreciate the story. Next time I play a song, I'm going to think twice about who's listening.
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| 60
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0061E0A1
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0061E146
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That's what I like about you. You're always diving in headfirst, like a bull in a china shop.
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| 61
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And that means a lot of broken shit you're gonna need me to fix.
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| 62
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0061E0A3
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0061E11F
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Ha, to be fair, that thing is probably really, really old.
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| 63
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Who knows how many gripes, and lawns, it's collected over the years.
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| 64
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0061E0A5
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0061E13E
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You're right. To be honest, these days I don't play for an audience.
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| 65
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But I don't think the Sons of Dane were either. Out here, sound travels.
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| 66
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0061E0A7
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0061E166
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Damn, must have been one hell of a party. Or parties, plural. Or maybe it was just one party that never ended.
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| 67
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To be fair, I think that'd drive me nuts too.
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| 68
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0061E0A9
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0061E133
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Either way, there's one thing about it I don't get.
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| 69
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Why play music? Why did that draw it out?
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| 70
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0061E0AA
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0061E151
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Yeah, you're pretty good in a fight.
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| 71
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Now if it was an argument? My money's on the Nightstalker.
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| 72
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0061E152
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Yeah, you're pretty good in a fight.
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| 73
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Doesn't matter if it's a nightstalker or an argument, my money's on you to win.
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| 74
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0061E0AC
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0061E145
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Still, you conquered your fears and kicked its ass. Which is pretty cool.
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| 75
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That's one thing you can't do with a heckler. They're a paying customer after all.
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| 76
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0061E0AE
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0061E1C4
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Well, the funny thing is, it's usually before I start playing.
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| 77
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After? It kind of blows their mind that good music can come out of this body.
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| 78
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So it's pretty fun to shut people up that way.
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| 79
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0061E0B0
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0061E13C
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Wait, do we mean physically or emotionally? I've put on a few pounds, so I guess both.
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| 80
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But hey, I'm taking it in stride, aren't I?
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| 81
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You know what they say, Nightstalkers and deathclaws may break your bones, but hecklers can never hurt you.
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| 82
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0061E0B2
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0061E15E
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Wait, they can talk? I thought creatures like that just growled.
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| 83
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Now I feel really bad for you. Hopefully you kicked its ass though.
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| 84
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0061E0B4
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0061E131
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Nice! Photos are always a fun complement to a story.
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| 85
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Not that you can't paint a picture with words, but it's nice sometimes to let an actual picture do the work.
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| 86
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0061E0B6
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0061E14F
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Oh, it wasn't that interesting of a story. It was a dead floater someone else killed.
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| 87
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Whoever killed it didn't have use for the crystal, or the pus. I did.
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| 88
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0061E0B8
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0061E128
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Well, that's what cameras are for right?
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| 89
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You take a picture, and it serves as a backup memory. Isn't technology great?
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| 90
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0061E0BA
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0061E185
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A lot of history in that place, from what I've heard. When you got to fight the power, it helps to have guns.
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| 91
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0061E186
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Oh, I've been there. Personally, I'd rather go to the waffle house on the other end of the building.
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| 92
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Because if I have the choice between a "House of Scares" and a "House of Waffles," I'm choosing the waffles, every time.
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| 93
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Even if they haven't served any in ages.
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| 94
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0061E187
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Oh yeah? That's kind of weird thing to put on your bucket list, if you ask me.
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| 95
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But that might be the artist in me talking. We don't usually write songs about monuments to capitalism.
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| 96
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0061E188
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In the Savage Divide, right? Oh man, when I heard about it, I thought the house was like, a giant pumpkin.
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| 97
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Nope, turns out it's an ordinary house. A lot of pumpkins around it though.
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| 98
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0061E189
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Oh yeah, wilderness hikes are always a good way to relax.
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| 99
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I'd like to rent a cabin one day, and finish a whole record. Sigh, someday.
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Wistful, imagining it in his head.
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| 100
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0061E18A
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Ha, no bigger trap for tourists and teenagers than a Pre-War shopping center.
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| 101
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Why visit a historic landmark when you can browse the Men's Wear section at Big Steve's Sporting Goods?
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| 102
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No, I'm kidding. I love malls. It's like a junkyard, with more organization.
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| 103
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0061E18B
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Castles are always fun. In another life, maybe I'd be a bard.
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| 104
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0061E0BE
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0061E127
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Oh my god, I heard about that! That was you?
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| 105
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Man, that's crazy. I've dealt with some rowdy crowds playing on the road, but never on purpose.
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| 106
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On the other hand, a Nightstalker isn't going to hit you where it hurts. Emotionally.
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| 107
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I almost feel like I can handle a physical pounding easier.
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| 108
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0061E0C0
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0061E142
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Oh shit, I love that camera! Funny story, I once made a night vision lens out of crystal I got from a Floater Freezer's pus sac.
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| 109
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I didn't have much use for the pus though.
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| 110
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Anyways, that took a weird detour. What pictures did you take with that camera? Anything interesting?
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| 111
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0061E0C2
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0061E183
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Yeah, I like to think I've got the mental part down. The physical? I'm working on it.
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| 112
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Although endurance is probably more helpful when you're fixing pipes and not, dodging bullets.
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| 113
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0061E0C4
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0061E138
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Well, then I guess I'm just lucky. But better lucky than dead, right?
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| 114
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I think that's how the saying goes. If not, that's what it should be, anyway.
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| 115
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0061E0C6
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0061E15A
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I've gotten this far, haven't I? Being a fix-it guy wasn't my first choice, but I feel like I'm good at it.
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| 116
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And you can tell I'm not bullshitting you because I'm still alive and breathing.
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| 117
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0061E0C8
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0061E12E
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Well, if my job depends on it, I can give it a shot. Necessity is the mother of invention, right?
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| 118
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Don't know who said it, but I'm guessing their boss had slightly lower goals in mind.
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| 119
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0061E0CA
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0061E14B
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I don't know boss, maybe fix your vanity instead?
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Not being mean, just giving the player a hard time
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| 120
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That or smash every mirror you find. Works for me, anyway.
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| 121
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0061E0CC
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0061E124
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But I guess that was the old world. From now on, we get to make our own rules.
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| 122
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Ha, it's funny, Ma always said the world would end before I got my first real gig. Turns out she was right.
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| 123
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0061E0CD
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0061E140
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I was talking about the way I look.
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| 124
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If you look at the posters, it almost seems like music isn't meant for people with my complexion.
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| 125
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0061E0CF
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0061E17F
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Maybe. I like to think music is something that unites people.
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| 126
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And maybe in this world, it doesn't matter what I look like. Just how I play.
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feeling hopeful
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| 127
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0061E0D1
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0061E135
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Yeah. I've never heard of an Asian rock star. Not anyone with a chart topper, anyway.
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| 128
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0061E0D3
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0061E157
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That's not what I mean at all. Buddy Holly isn't exactly your classic heartthrob.
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Irritated at being insulted and the fact the player didn't understand the point
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| 129
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I was talking more about the things you can't change.
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shifts to a more somber tone
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| 130
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0061E0D5
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0061E12B
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Ha, provided I can still play it. It's a bit like playing a video game.
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| 131
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Kids are always going to be better at that stuff than adults.
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| 132
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Personally, I think you'd be much better off giving me a guitar and letting me rock out like a proper grownup.
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| 133
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0061E0D7
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0061E147
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Hey, I've loved people too! Just not as much as my thumbiano.
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being very defensive
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| 134
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That thing would never cheat on me.
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says as a joke, but he's also alluding to the fact an ex cheated on him while the thumbiano would NEVER
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| 135
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0061E0D9
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0061E120
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That's a healthy attitude to have. In fact, you've got a good diet of healthy thoughts.
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| 136
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You're like the balanced breakfast of wastelanders. Me, I'm more of a Sugar Bombs guy, but to each their own.
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| 137
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0061E0DB
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0061E13D
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Exactly. Never look back. Especially when there's a twenty foot deathclaw behind you.
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| 138
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If you're gonna eat me, fine. But I'd rather not see any teeth.
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| 139
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0061E0DD
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0061E15F
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Well, if you can stay a child at heart in this world? More power to you.
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Doubtful it's even possible to stay a child
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| 140
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It's not so easy though these days, at least for me. Mirrors don't help.
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2nd sentence he's making a joke, a mirror shows he's an adult after all
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| 141
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0061E0DF
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0061E132
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Still, while it's fun to think about and reminisce, at the end of the day you grow up, and move on.
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| 142
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0061E0E0
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0061E150
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Well, the mousetrap was just for the wood, and you sort of flick the pins to make the sound.
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| 143
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It's not a very good sound, mind you. But it was my first love.
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| 144
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0061E0E2
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0061E129
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Hey, not everything can be a stradivarius.
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Defensive
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| 145
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And the thumbiano has a special place in my heart. It was my first love, after all.
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nostalgic
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| 146
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0061E0E4
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0061E143
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Oh no, I know I poke fun at myself, but I don't think I'd want to deliberately humiliate myself.
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| 147
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Besides, I like to think I've gotten pretty good at playing actual instruments. I'd much rather play those instead.
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| 148
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The thumbiano was my first love, but a childish one. You grow up, and you move on.
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| 149
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0061E0E6
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0061E18C
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Yup, I took a mousetrap and some bobby pins, and made myself a makeshift piano.
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| 150
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I called it the "thumbiano," because you played the pins with your thumbs, and thump the wood like a drum.
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| 151
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And I could play it like nobody's business, until it cracked and fell apart, from all the thumping.
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| 152
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0061E0EA
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0061E15C
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Well, when you're a junkyard kid, pretty much any piece of scrap can make music.
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| 153
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And if you've got nothing else, you can always just blow into a bottle.
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| 154
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But my first? It was a little hand instrument.
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| 155
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0061E0EC
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0061E130
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Not that it matters now, but I've always had this dream of becoming a rock star.
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| 156
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And maybe in some alternate universe, where the world didn't turn to shit, that dream might've had a chance.
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| 157
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But I've seen the posters and well ... there aren't a lot of people who look like me.
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Not a lot of Asian rock stars
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| 158
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0061E0EE
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0061E14D
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My ma and I used to move around a lot. We never had a place we called home.
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| 159
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I remember I was about ten years old when I met this other kid at a junkyard.
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| 160
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He offered to teach me how to fix up old radios, and we'd sell them for fifty caps a piece.
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| 161
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So the first one I get working, I turn the dial, and out comes this song about West Virginia. Best song I ever heard.
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| 162
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And ever since then I've always wanted to visit. I mean yeah, I get that it's just a song. But you never know.
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| 163
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Maybe it's got a point, and this place, right here, is where I belong.
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| 164
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0061E0F0
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0061E126
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Honestly, I'm mostly self-taught. I've always learned better by doing instead of reading.
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| 165
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Plus I've found there's no better teacher than necessity. So I learned how to fix a furnace, because I didn't want to freeze to death.
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| 166
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And I Iearned how to make a generator, because no power means no furnace.
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| 167
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But that means a lot of my knowledge is really specific.
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| 168
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If you ask me to do something like, fix a hair dryer, you might as well be asking me to build a spaceship.
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| 169
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0061E0F2
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0061E141
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But I don't know, why don't we try it out, and see if it takes? It might not.
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| 170
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0061E0F3
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0061E182
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Great! You've got an adventurous personality, boss. That's good.
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| 171
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0061E0F5
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0061E137
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Well, bullshit is actually spoken in a higher octave.
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| 172
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So if I start singing in soprano, you know I'm just fucking with you.
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| 173
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0061E0F7
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0061E159
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Well, sometimes there isn't much difference between science and magic.
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| 174
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Like when you blow into a cartridge, or kick a generator, and it just starts working?
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| 175
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You wouldn't think it'd help, but it does.
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| 176
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0061E0F9
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0061E12D
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I wouldn't say it's healing so much as it is getting your body to play the right chord.
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| 177
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You're not broken, just slightly off key.
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| 178
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0061E0FB
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0061E149
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Gotcha. Is there anything else?
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| 179
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0061E0FD
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0061E122
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Funny you ask. I've always been good at tuning things. Doesn't matter if it's a piano, an engine, or even a person.
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| 180
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Only thing I can't tune is a fish. Get it, because you can't tuna...ah forget it. Bad joke.
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| 181
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What I'm trying to say is, I know a few tricks to get your mind centered.
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| 182
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But the effects can be pretty random.
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| 183
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0061E0FF
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Hm..looks like you're just fine to me. All tuned up and ready to rock.
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Yeah, you look a little off center. It's probably all that weight you're carrying.
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It actually reminds me of a song I wrote about trusting your friends to take on your burdens.
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Because remember, you don't have to do it alone.
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I mean for one, I'm here! And so is uh...that rock over there. See? One big happy family.
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Hm, I think you got a bad wind going through you.
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And the best way to change a person's wind is with a little TLC.
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Also, a harmonica. Really, just think about the blues and it'll make you feel less so.
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Well, I thought of a song to help you feel more composed, but I'm still in the middle of well, composing it.
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But I'm going to hum it in my mind and that's totally going to fix you right up.
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Hm...your karma feels a little off.
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I'll write up a song about redemption that should tune you right up.
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Sure thing, let's get your mind on key.
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Of course, coming right up.
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Right on, let's get you tuned.
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Hope you like junk as much as I like collecting it.
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Let's trade.
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Take a look.
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I was a pack rat in another life. I'm a pack brahmin in this one.
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Check it out.
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But yeah, I know what I can't do, and I know what I can.
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I guess my point is, we should stick with the latter.
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Wow, are you like some kind of modern day gladiator?
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Unless you're a time traveler. Then you'd just be a plain old gladiator.
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Although I guess that'd be the second most impressive thing about you?
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I don't know, in a commode? Look, I was just making a joke.
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I was not prepared for you to take this to its literal conclusion.
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Next time, I'll remember to bring an outline.
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Me too. It's a lot harder figuring out people, and there's more moving parts, but it's worth it to try.
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Looks can be deceiving. Although it my case, there is no deception.
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What you see is what you get. I'd make a good target, but not a good shot.
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Well, I can fix your weapons. I'm pretty good at that. Shooting them, not so much.
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Okay, boss.
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Sure, I hear you get up to a lot of adventures out there. Anything you'd like to share?
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All right, what do you want to know?
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Ah, finally, it's Sam's time to shine. What do you need boss?
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I can sell you some gear, give you a tune-up, or we can just shoot the shit.
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Not literally though. I mean, I don't even have a gun, and I don't think you'll let me borrow yours.
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Sure thing, how can I help?
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No worries, boss.
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Okay, boss.
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Sounds good.
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What do you need boss?
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Need some junk? I've got plenty.
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Hey boss.
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Morning.
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Rise and shine.
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Afternoon.
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Evening.
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I can give you a tune-up if you need it.
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Guitar sword, or guitar gun? Really can't go wrong with either.
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I've always said music is food for the soul. Can't eat it though, so make sure to get some actual food too.
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So about the Brotherhood ... is it steel, as in metal, or steal, as in taking shit? From what I've heard, seems like a little of both.
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The one good thing about looking different, is that you're recognizable. Unless the wrong people are looking for you. Then it's not so good.
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Fixing a person is kind of like fixing a machine, only with a little more soul. Point is, I'm basically half a doctor already.
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I might try gardening. Can't typecast yourself into one job. Never know when some better, handsomer, more skilled mechanic comes strolling along.
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Need to keep my head down and plow through this work. There's always something that needs tuning up.
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I once made a guitar out of a cardboard box and some rubber bands. Takes a little work to get the sound right, but it's doable.
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I'm thinking of making an instrument out of old beer bottles. Might be hard to keep the water levels consistent though, especially if we're drunk.
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There's a mothman... I wonder if there's a mothwoman? Or is that just the light he's drawn to? Makes for a good love song either way.
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I wonder if I could wire up some desk fans to help with terminal cooling, have them spin faster when the thing is doing more work...
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Wet socks are bad. A wet sock with a hole in it though? Just end me now.
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Man, I love junk. I think it's because we've all been thrown away at one point. Ooh, that's a good song lyric, now that I think about it.
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I'm all about channeling my inner pack brahmin. Although is a brahmin singing technically a duet?
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There's a use for just about any kind of junk. Gotta pick it all up, even if it doesn't seem obvious what it's good for.
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Wrists are locking up again. I really need a hobby that doesn't use my hands.
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Working on machines, working on songs ... Man, even my callouses have callouses.
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Need to swap the flair on my workbench. It's good to change up the energy every now and then.
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Shouldn't have taken those chems. I just needed the energy. I mean, it's literally called "Psycho," it can't be good for you.
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Whenever I've got a brain blocker, I take some mentats. When I've got a mood blocker, I drink some whiskey. Both help with the music.
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I don't know if you need chems to make good music. I'd like to think the art's purer than that. So it's best not to go to that well too often.
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It's a good thing I taught myself to sew. Comes in handy when clothes are always getting ripped.
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Patched up my clothes, and resoled my shoes. Although I guess that's the same thing. What are shoes after all, except clothes for feet?
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I need to write more happy songs. Not every tune needs to be about broken things, or how to fix them.
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... but you can't tune a fish ... haha, classic.
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Thinking of the punchline to a classic joke.
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What day is it today? I have no idea anymore. But I guess for me, every day is Tunesday. Just gotta pick one.
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Not a typo, "Tunesday" as in tunes
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(humming)
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How are our defenses holding up? I can take a look if you want.
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I love the rain. Goes great with a guitar.
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Sunny weather is good for kicking back, listening to music, and drinking some lemonade. It's porch music, really.
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That weapon looks like it's off key. Some time at the workbench will get it singing.
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No way to condition if player item broken
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Your gear looks like it has the hiccups. You can pray it holds up, but don't hold your breath.
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No way to condition for this
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Ha, I'll try. Sure, we got off on the wrong foot, but once I figure out which foot that is, all I got to do is use the other one.
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Process of elimination, baby.
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Thank you! This will give me the chance to help a lot of people. I really appreciate it.
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Yes! Not often I get a job on the first try.
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They say third time's the charm, but in my experience, it's usually the fiftieth.
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But this should help tilt the average.
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