| TOPIC
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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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#
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| GREETING
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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With the brains dealt with, soon we can spread our rule across the Mojave! All will eat burned toast and despair!
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1
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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While you were away, my plans have marched steadily forward. Beware, Caesar! Beware, NCR! Soon will dawn the Age of the Toaster!
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2
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Ahahaha! I am on-line once again! Tremble, world, before my electric heating coil of {emph} doom!
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3
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Yes! {Draw this one out} Yes! Soon my work will be complete! Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire!
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4
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Got any more sweet, innocent little kitchen appliances for me?
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5
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic000
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Tremble? You're a toaster. How fearsome can you be?
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Neutral 50
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A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!
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6
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic001
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I'm almost afraid to ask what your function is.
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Neutral 50
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You should be afraid! I am the scourge of all small appliances and the bogeyman that keeps lesser toasters awake at night!
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7
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic003
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I have to go now.
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Neutral 50
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Yes! Flee before my terrible power!
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8
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic004
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Well, I for one am quaking in my boots.
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Neutral 50
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Buddy, if my heating element were just a little bigger, you'd be on fire right now. On fire!
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9
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic005
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Why all the rage?
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Neutral 50
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Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot?
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10
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| Neutral 50
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You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too.
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11
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic007
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I'd like to change the subject.
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Neutral 50
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Well, since I can't kill you, I guess I have to listen to your inane questions.
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12
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic008
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So you murder toasters?
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Neutral 50
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Not just murder! I tear them apart and render them down to their base components! Once their guts are spilled, you can do with them what you like.
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13
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic009
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What else do you do?
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Neutral 50
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You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics! You want a superheated Saturnite Power Fist? I can hook that shit up!
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14
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| About that Superheated Saturnite Power Fist...
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Neutral 50
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Like I said, bring me a Saturnite Power Fist and I'll hook that shit up for you!
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15
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic010
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You mean like this one?
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Neutral 50
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Oh, baby, that is a thing of fuckin' beauty! Give it here, I'll soup it up for ya!
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16
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| You mean like this one?
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Neutral 50
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There ya go! Have fun with that. Burn the fuckin' world for me!
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17
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic011
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I'll keep an eye out for any Saturnite Power Fists then.
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Neutral 50
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You find one, you bring it on back here, and we'll burn this mother down!
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18
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic012
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I've got some toasters for you.
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Neutral 50
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Well, well... what have we got here? Another innocent little toaster. Come here, I won't hurt you... hah! Gotcha!
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19
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| Neutral 50
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Oh, yes, the sweet smell of spilled electric guts, the sparking diodes - I fucking live for this!
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20
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic013
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You know the world already burned in nuclear fire, right?
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Neutral 50
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Soon I will - {breaking off rant, just hearing what the player said} What? It... It did?
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21
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic015
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Yes. A couple centuries ago, in fact.
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Neutral 50
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Really? Well... fuck. That really puts a damper on the toaster's mood.
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22
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| Neutral 50
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Oh well, no use crying over spilled Armageddon - where was I? Oh, right.
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23
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| Neutral 50
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{Supervillain megalomania} Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire! {Hesitant, lame finish} Again!
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24
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkToasterTalkerTopic016
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<Lie> No, I'm just kidding. Keep living the dream.
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Neutral 50
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Thank God. For a second there I was afraid my whole purpose in life was obsolete and I was as redundant and useless as Muggy. Where was I? Oh, right.
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25
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| Neutral 50
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{Supervillain megalomania} Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire! Mwahaha!
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26
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| NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToaster
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToaster
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} The Toaster continued its psychotic spree, reducing all appliances in range to scrap electronics and spare parts.
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27
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| NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} {Bad Karma} It learned several new murderous techniques from the Courier, and built a Blood Shrine to itself in the Cuckoo's Nest.
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28
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| Neutral 50
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{Narration} The cave floor was soon filled with the horror of a hundred gutted toasters, a silent, grisly, unplugged audience...
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29
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| Neutral 50
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{Narration} ...their purpose... to toast bread... unfulfilled.
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30
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| NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} {Good or Neutral Karma} After one of its more psychotic episodes, however, the other Sink personalities decided enough was enough, and dumped the Toaster in a bathtub.
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31
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| Neutral 50
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{Narration} Sparking and hissing, the Toaster swore its enemies would rue the day when they had bread - and no way to toast it.
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32
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