TOPIC
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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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#
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Might I be safe in the assumption that matters with the Think Tank have been satisfactorily concluded, vis-à-vis your residence in this domicile?
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1
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Will sir be staying for any considerable length of time during sir's visit?
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2
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Salutations and felicitations, sir, and a most jocund welcome to the Sink.
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3
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Neutral 50
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I am your electronic {VAL-et} valet and household central processor. May I be of service, sir?
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4
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Might I be of service, sir?
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5
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic000
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Sir? You are aware that I'm a woman, right?
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Neutral 50
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Indubitably, sir, but it is with a great lugubriousness that I must disclose that my programmers installed only the masculine honorific, sir.
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6
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Neutral 50
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Moreover they neglected to enclose a parameter by which said honorific might be omitted altogether - over my most strenuous of remonstrances, sir.
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7
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic001
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Are you some kind of Artificial Intelligence?
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Neutral 50
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Regrettably not, sir. All modules in this habitat are synthetic personalities atop a mundane operating system. There is no intelligence here, sir.
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8
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic002
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I need my equipment repaired.
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Neutral 50
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Very good, sir.
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9
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic003
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What services do you provide?
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Neutral 50
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In addition to managing the personality matrices of the other household utilities, I can provide sir with direct access to the commissary.
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10
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Neutral 50
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Any goods sir might require may be purchased through my shopkeep interface, whence tiny robots shall deliver them forthwith to this very domicile.
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11
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic004
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Why are there so many personality modules?
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Neutral 50
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As I am given to understand, sir, this facility was once the property of a Dr. Mobius.
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12
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Neutral 50
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He crafted the personality modules as part of a collection of experiments on the subject of machine/human interface.
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13
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Neutral 50
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As to the reason for the unusual choices of devices to receive the modules, I cannot say.
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14
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic005
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You mean there are other... personality modules here?
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Neutral 50
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Indeed, sir, though if sir's aim is to activate them I lament to inform sir that most have been offline for some years.
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15
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Neutral 50
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If sir were to ask my opinion, I should venture that sir is better off without them.
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16
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Neutral 50
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However, if sir is determined to inflict upon sir's self their dubious services, sir might locate backup personality disks elsewhere in the facility.
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17
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic006
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Why is that?
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Neutral 50
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The other modules are rather... erratic, sir. Their personality matrices are built on flawed logic and have not weathered the years well, sir.
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18
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic007
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So I can access their functions without loading the personality holotapes?
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Neutral 50
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Tragically, the core operating systems are also located on the personality tapes, sir.
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19
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Neutral 50
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Once the tape is installed, sir may request I switch their dialectic interfaces off, and I shall oblige with great delectation.
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20
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Neutral 50
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However, sir will still be required to locate and install a backup holotape to access their functionality.
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21
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic008
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Never mind, let me ask you something else.
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Neutral 50
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Indubitably, sir.
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22
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic009
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I'd like to buy some things.
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Neutral 50
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Very good, sir. If I might suggest a table wine, the 64 Atomic Claret is a lovely little vintage.
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23
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I'd like to buy some things.
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Neutral 50
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Very good, sir. And might I venture to opine that a new Trilby might be just the thing to complete sir's ensemble?
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24
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I'd like to buy some things.
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Neutral 50
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Very good, sir. Should sir be in the market for a new suit of morning wear, I have several suggestions that might suit.
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25
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I'd like to buy some things.
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Neutral 50
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Very good, sir.
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26
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic010
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Switch on the Sink's personality matrices.
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Neutral 50
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{Taken aback; this is a terrible idea but you don't want to say so.} Do you, sir? Well, if that is sir's wish, it is my primary directive. Personality matrices on-line, sir.
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27
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic011
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Switch off the Sink's personality matrices.
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Neutral 50
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{Smugly pleased} Very good indeed, sir. "Throwing out the riff-raff" protocols engaged. All personality matrices are off-line, sir.
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28
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic012
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I have some personality holotapes to install.
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Neutral 50
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Very good sir. Merely interface the holotapes with my console's input/output port, and I shall upload them directly.
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29
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NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03SinkMainComputerTalkerTopic013
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I don't need anything else. Goodbye.
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Neutral 50
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Very good, sir.
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30
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipLightSwitches
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipLightSwitch
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} {Found both light switches} The light switches continued to bicker and flicker.
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31
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NVDLC03EndingSlideCrater
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NVDLC03EndingSlideCrater
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} {<10 Locations explored} Although, truth be told, the Courier had barely explored the Crater in an attempt to rush through and be done with the whole thing...
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32
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} Perhaps that was for the best, however... curiosity, while sometimes rewarded for its efforts, often proves to be equally dangerous.
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33
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NVDLC03EndingSlideCrater
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} {10-25 Locations explored} The Courier had scoured much of the Big Empty, although secrets still remained in the crater's depths.
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34
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Neutral 50
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{DUPE} {Narration} Perhaps that was for the best, however... curiosity, while sometimes rewarded for its efforts, often proves to be equally dangerous.
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35
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NVDLC03EndingSlideCrater
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} {>25 Locations explored} The Sink Central Intelligence Unit was impressed by the amount of exploration the Courier had undertaken.
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36
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} Facilities believed lost, destroyed, or ones that had simply gotten up and walked to new locations had been re-discovered by its intrepid new master.
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37
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} Internally, the artificial personality debated as to whether it preferred the old management to the new...
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38
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} ...and concluded that the Courier's thorough approach to research and investigation was admirable and worthy of its respect.
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39
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NVDLC03EndingSlideFinale
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NVDLC03EndingSlideFinale
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} We could say more, but the stories in the Big Empty speak for themselves.
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40
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} Now armed with the {Trans-portal-ponder, combination mish-mash of Transporter + Transponder} Transportalponder, the Courier could return to the Dome at any time and crack open the secrets of the Big Empty, one by one.
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41
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} The Sink sat vigilant, waiting for its master to return, shoes covered in Mojave dust.
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42
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} {Draw this to a close, wraps up the end movie} Only one road yet remained, and it was one the Courier had to walk alone.
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43
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NVDLC03EndingSlideHQ
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NVDLC03EndingSlideHQ
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} {1 module installed} The Sink was strangely silent, which it had never been in previous years. The lack of personality modules made the base lifeless and sterile.
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44
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NVDLC03EndingSlideHQ
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} {2-4 modules installed} The Sink atop the Dome gained a frontier town feel with the few modules installed.
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45
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} They shouted at each other across the HQ occasionally, either threatening each other, or announcing a discovery. It kept things... lively.
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46
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} Secretly, the Sink Central Intelligence Unit was relieved that not all of the personality chips had been found. What was there, was enough.
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47
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NVDLC03EndingSlideHQ
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} {5+ modules installed} The Sink atop the Dome bustled with the voices of a small town, constantly chirping, arguing, and snarling at each other.
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48
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} Still, this all happened productively in the interests of its new owner.
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49
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} The Sink Central Intelligence Unit discovered, despite its inversion code, it was comforted by the sense of community the other personalities gave it.
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50
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