| TOPIC
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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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#
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| GREETING
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Please, please, {emph} please tell me you stomped Dr. O's brain into a fine paste! Did he squeal? Did he beg? God, I hope he begged!
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1
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| Neutral 50
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{towering rage} Who's the flatware bitch now, O?!
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2
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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I hate myself for asking this, but... did you bring me any new mugs?{Deeply agonized sigh}
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3
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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You! Hey, you! Yeah you! Got any mugs?
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4
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Oh please, {pleading emphasis} please tell me you brought me some coffee cups!
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5
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03MuggyTopic000
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Mugs? Why do you want mugs?
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Neutral 50
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Why do {emph} you want mugs? Huh? You some kind of sick mug hoarder? Oh god, give me the coffee cup, please! It's sitting there in your pack, {emph} taunting me!
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6
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| Neutral 50
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{Calming down} Sorry... I'm sorry. I got a little carried away. {Getting worked up again} It's just all those goddamn dirty dishes out there with no one to clean them! It breaks my heart!
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7
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03MuggyTopic001
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Who are you?
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Neutral 50
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{Almost crying with joy} You... you really want to know about... me? No one ever asks about Muggy! You've made me so happy!
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8
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| Neutral 50
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Maybe you've seen some of those big, imposing Securitrons with their lovely laser guns and rocket launchers and scary faces? I'm not one of those.
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9
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| Neutral 50
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Dr. O was always jealous of House Industries, and he thought it would be fucking hilarious to build a tiny neurotic Securitron. Big fucking laugh.
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10
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| Neutral 50
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So, umm... you got any coffee cups for me now?
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11
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03MuggyTopic002
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Here, take whatever you want.
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Neutral 50
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Oh, sweet, sweet fulfillment! I'll break these down for you just as fast as I can!
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12
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03MuggyTopic003
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Sorry, I don't have any.
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Neutral 50
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Of course you don't. Why would you? You're not an insane robot obsessed with coffee cups. To you they're just worthless junk.
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13
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03MuggyTopic004
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Got to go.
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Neutral 50
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Sure. Nobody wants to hang out with Muggy. I get it. So long, pal.
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14
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03MuggyTopic005
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You seem really obsessed with mugs.
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Neutral 50
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Of course I'm obsessed! They made me this way! You think I don't know how crazy I sound? Of course I do! They programmed me to know that, too!
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15
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| Neutral 50
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They made me just to torture me. But you know, it's the neglect that hurts the most. {If you can do an impression of Dr. Klein here, awesome} "Hey everybody, let's turn ourselves into robot brains in jars!"
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16
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| Neutral 50
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Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? Not fucking many!
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17
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03MuggyTopic006
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What do you do with the mugs?
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Neutral 50
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I'm supposed to keep them clean - oh, God, the thought of all those dirty dishes out there makes me crazy!
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18
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| Neutral 50
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Most of them are probably beyond saving now. The only thing left is break them down and process them for raw materials. I guess you could have those.
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19
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03MuggyTopic007
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Let's change the subject.
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Neutral 50
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Is the new subject mugs?
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20
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03MuggyTopic009
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Can you do anything else?
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Neutral 50
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Anything else, he asks. Like I don't long for the chance to be more than a neurotic busboy.
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21
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| Can you do anything else?
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Neutral 50
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Huh! Anything else, she asks. Like I don't long for the chance to be more than a neurotic busboy.
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22
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| Can you do anything else?
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Neutral 50
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If you must know, at one point Dr. Mobius programmed me to manufacture electronic components in my central chassis.
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23
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| Neutral 50
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That module got corroded when the Toaster spilled hot crumbs down my vents, though. If you find a back-up somewhere, I could maybe do that for you.
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24
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03MuggyTopic011
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Have you made any electronic components?
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Neutral 50
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Yup, here you go.
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25
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| Have you made any electronic components?
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Neutral 50
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Sorry, no more today. Try me again tomorrow.
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26
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| NVDLC03DialogueHQBuddiesNVDLC03MuggyTopic012
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I found that upgrade disk you were looking for.
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Neutral 50
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Ho-ho, thank God! Finally, something resembling a useful purpose!
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27
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| NVDLC03EndingSlideChipMuggy
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NVDLC03EndingSlideChipMuggy
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} {Higgs Village not discovered} Muggy continued to collect coffee cups until his wheel got a flat just out of reach of a dirty coffee cup, and his tiny robotic brain exploded.
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28
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| NVDLC03EndingSlideChipMuggy
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Neutral 50
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{Narration} {Higgs Village was discovered} Muggy did his best to collect coffee cups, although in his quest, he accidentally trapped himself in Higgs' Village.
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29
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| Neutral 50
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{Narration} It might have been the end for poor Muggy.
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30
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| Neutral 50
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{Narration} Except... he found it peaceful there, tidying up the kitchens of the Think Tank Professors back when they had been flesh and bone.
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31
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| Neutral 50
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{Narration} {To himself} Well, except for Dr. O, who was an asshole for having created Muggy in the first place.
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32
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| Neutral 50
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{Narration} {Proudly defiant} Muggy left O's house deliberately dirty, punishing the dishes and cups that lived there in blind revenge for serving Dr. O.
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