# | SCENE | DIALOGUE BEFORE | RESPONSE TEXT | DIALOGUE AFTER | ABXY |
8 | MoeGreetScene | | {generic "coming from another conversation and getting back to business" line} Anyway, I was talking baseball here. And you can't have a ball game without a Swatter. | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | A |
9 | | {generic "coming from another conversation and getting back to business" line} Now how about we get back to baseball, huh? | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | A |
10 | | {generic "coming from another conversation and getting back to business" line} Hey, how about get back to talking about Swatters? | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | A |
11 | | {passionate salesman} You there. You need a genuine, authentic, custom-made hickory Swatter. | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | A |
12 | | You're the greatest baseball collector I've met in a long time. Thanks again for bringing me those relics. Now, you buyin' a Swatter today? | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | A |
13 | | {passionate salesman} Now don't be shy. You're never too old to own a Swatter. | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | A |
14 | | {passionate salesman} Remember, Swatters will win you the game. The game of beating people up that is. | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | A |
15 | | {passionate salesman} Need a Swatter with a little more stopping power? Stainless steel nails, my friend. | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | A |
16 | | {passionate salesman} These aren't just any old pieces of wood. A Swatter is a custom piece of hickory. | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | A |
17 | | {passionate salesman} If you're here, that means you're looking for a Swatter. | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | A |
18 | Player Default: Not interested. | {Irritated} Stop crowdin' my stall then. | | B1a |
19 | Player Default: Not interested. | {Irritated} Yeah, yeah. | | B2a |
20 | Player Default: Not interested. | {Irritated} *sigh* No respect for the sport... | | B3a |
21 | Player Default: Not interested. | {Irritated} Fine. Get going. | | B4a |
22 | Player Default: Not interested. | {Irritated} You're missing out, pal. | | B5a |
23 | Player Default: Not interested. | {Irritated} You're missing out, sister. | | B6a |
24 | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | {showing off your wares} The genuine articles... | | A1a |
25 | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | {showing off your wares} Baseball history right here. | | A2a |
26 | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | {showing off your wares} Feel that heft... | | A3a |
27 | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | {showing off your wares} Hand-made. Each one. | | A4a |
28 | Player Default: Let's see what you've got. | {showing off your wares} A Swatter never runs out of bullets. | | A5a |
29 | Player Default: I have this 2076 World Series Baseball Bat. Interested? | {ecstatic, player is holding the rarest baseball bat ever / Surprised} What!? That... That's an original... Look at that paint! | | X1a |
30 | | {Happy} I'll give you 200 caps for it. On the spot. | Player Default: You got a deal. | X1b |
31 | Player Default: I have this 2076 World Series Baseball Bat. Interested? | {negotiating for the baseball bat with the player again / Friendly} Let's not beat around the ball cap. I want it. Same price we talked about. | Player Default: You got a deal. | X2a |
32 | Player Default: I have this 2076 World Series Baseball Bat. Interested? | Well, if you wanna help the sport, I got a lead on a stash of prewar collector's items. | | X3a |
33 | | Coach "Quitting is for Punks" Westing had an estate not too far from here. Legend says when he retired, the league presented him with a baseball, catcher's mitt, and playing card, signed by all the other coaches. | | X3b |
34 | | See where I'm going with this? I'll pay 100 caps, each, for those relics. What d'ya say? | Player Default: A card, a mitt, and a ball. Got it. | X3c |
35 | Player Default: I have this 2076 World Series Baseball Bat. Interested? | {Question} You change your mind about collecting those baseball relics from the Westing Estate? | Player Default: A card, a mitt, and a ball. Got it. | X4a |
36 | Player Default: I have this 2076 World Series Baseball Bat. Interested? | {Irritated} You'll be back. | | X5a |
37 | Player Default: I have this 2076 World Series Baseball Bat. Interested? | {Irritated} *sigh* Fine. | | X6a |
38 | Player Default: I have this 2076 World Series Baseball Bat. Interested? | {Irritated} Heh. Typical... | | X7a |
39 | Player Default: I have this 2076 World Series Baseball Bat. Interested? | {sarcastic / Irritated} Sure. Sure. | | X8a |
40 | Player Default: I have this 2076 World Series Baseball Bat. Interested? | {stretch out the "fast" : "They're going faaaaast" / Irritated} They're going fast... | | X9a |
41 | Player Default: You take this charge card? | {player is trying to pay with a "charge card" - it looks like a worthless piece of plastic / Irritated} Tryin' to pull a fast one on me? No. Caps only. | Moe: Tryin' to pull a fast one on me? No. Caps only. | Y1a |
42 | Player Default: What's a Swatter? | Ha ha, a rookie, eh? A Swatter, my friend, is a Diamond City tradition. | | Y2a |
43 | | See it used to be that this whole place was a stadium. And two teams would meet and play a game called baseball. | | Y2b |
44 | | One team would beat the other team to death with things called Baseball Bats, and the best bats were called Swatters. True fact. | Player Default: Sounds like fun. | Y2c |
45 | MoeGreetSceneBaseball | Player Default: Sounds like fun. | You bet your socks it was. Now how about you pick up a little momento in the form of a genuine Swatter? | Moe: The genuine articles... | A1a |
46 | Player Default: Look dumbass, that's not how baseball was played. | {Irritated} That right, Mister Smarty-Pants? If you're such an expert, how do you think it was played? | Player Default: It was America's pasttime. A sport that united families on warm summer days. And it wasn't violent. Mostly. | B1a |
47 | Player Default: Look dumbass, that's not how baseball was played. | {Irritated} That right, Little Miss Smarty-Pants? If you're such an expert, how do you think it was played? | Player Default: It was America's pasttime. A sport that united families on warm summer days. And it wasn't violent. Mostly. | B2a |
48 | Player Default: Whatever you say. | Well, believe it or don't believe it, you'll be convinced once you swing a Swatter in someone's face. How about you buy one today? | Moe: What!? That... That's an original... Look at that paint! | X1a |
49 | Player Default: Oh really. What kind of teams were there? | There was the Diamond City Demolishers. Big brutes of guys. Played in full Power Armor with special pneumatic arms parts for swinging. | | Y1a |
50 | | Then you had the Lexington Ladies. An all female team, with coach Bloody Mary Sue at the helm. Highest kill count in the league. | | Y1b |
51 | | I could spend all day talking about the Concord Crushers or the Quincy Killmeisters, but you get the idea. It was a hell of a sport. | Player Default: Sounds like fun. | Y1c |
52 | MoeGreetSceneBaseball02 | Player Default: It was America's pasttime. A sport that united families on warm summer days. And it wasn't violent. Mostly. | {couple seconds of silence as you think about what was just said / Stern} ... I like my version better. | | A1a |
53 | | {Friendly} Now can I interest you in these genuine, authentic custom-made hickory Swatters? | Moe: The genuine articles... | A1b |
54 | Player Default: What makes you the expert, anyway? | {Stern} I'm a native-born son of Diamond City, that's why. Baseball is in my blood. Now are you going to answer my question, or what? | Player Default: It was America's pasttime. A sport that united families on warm summer days. And it wasn't violent. Mostly. | Y1a |
55 | MoeMQ103Scene | Player Default: I'll be careful. Thanks. | {still a little nervous from before / Nervous} Yeah, yeah, just buy something next time, all right? | | A1a |
56 | Player Default: Save the warnings for someone who cares. | {Irritated} Fine, mister big shot. Never mind. | | B1a |
57 | Player Default: Save the warnings for someone who cares. | {Irritated} Fine, little miss big shot. Never mind. | | B2a |
58 | Player Default: Ah yes. Gossip. The noisy killer. | {slightly annoyed / Irritated} Hey, you might not care, but I have to talk to these people every day. *sigh* Whatever, just buy something next time, all right? | | X1a |
59 | Player Default: What's everyone's problem with the detective agency? | {Nervous} Look, if you ask me, Valentine is a good guy. Saved a lot of lives. But other people think he's just going to bring the Institute's attention. | Player Default: I'll be careful. Thanks. | Y1a |
60 | | {player asks about finding a missing child, you're suddenly very nervous, afraid the Institute is listening in / Nervous} Whoa, listen there. If the paper is right about the Institute, then there's no way I'm getting involved in anyone else's problems. | Player Default: I'm not trying to get you in trouble. Just point me in a direction, and I'll be on my way. | A1a |
61 | Player Default: I'm not trying to get you in trouble. Just point me in a direction, and I'll be on my way. | {persuaded to help / Nervous} Fine. I'll help you out. Just this once. | Moe: Head to the alley behind the market. Look for the neon signs. Valentine's Detective Agency. | A1a |
62 | Player Default: Fine. Forget it. | {Nervous} On your way then. Shoo. | Moe: Head to the alley behind the market. Look for the neon signs. Valentine's Detective Agency. | B1a |
63 | Player Default: You're a business man. How about we make a trade? | {persuaded to help / Thinking} Well, sales have been down this month... Ugh. All right. | Moe: Head to the alley behind the market. Look for the neon signs. Valentine's Detective Agency. | X1a |
64 | Player Default: You're a business man. How about we make a trade? | {player doesn't have enough money, still a bit nervous from before / Irritated} You're a little light in pockets there. Why don't you go bother someone else? | Moe: Head to the alley behind the market. Look for the neon signs. Valentine's Detective Agency. | X2a |
65 | Player Default: You're afraid of the Institute? Who are they? | {Irritated} What? Never seen their handiwork walking all over the Commonwealth? Those synth things? Machines trying to look like people? | | Y1a |
66 | | {Irritated} I ain't eager about being replaced by a Synth duplicate, or having someone who I thought was human suddenly pull out a gun and strike me out. | | Y1b |
67 | | {Irritated} So take your trouble somewhere else. I don't care if you say the Institute's not involved. They might be. That's enough. | Player Default: I'm not trying to get you in trouble. Just point me in a direction, and I'll be on my way. | Y1c |
68 | Player Default: You're afraid of the Institute? Who are they? | {player asks how Synths replace people / Irritated} Hell if I know. One day someone's human, next day they're a synth. And no one can tell the difference. Not until they kill someone for no reason. | | Y2a |
69 | | {Nervous} It was bad enough when the older, robot-looking Synths would occasionally grind a town down to pulp and haul off what was left. | | Y2b |
70 | | {Nervous} University Point was the last loser in that game. Nothing there but Synths now. | Player Default: I'm not trying to get you in trouble. Just point me in a direction, and I'll be on my way. | Y2c |
71 | Player Default: Fine. I'll help you out. Just this once. | Head to the alley behind the market. Look for the neon signs. Valentine's Detective Agency. | | A1a |
72 | | {Stern} And if you're smart, you won't go blabbing that around. That place is mud in a lot of people's eyes. | Player Default: I'll be careful. Thanks. | A1b |
73 | MoeQuestScene | Player Default: A card, a mitt, and a ball. Got it. | I thank you, and baseball thanks you. | | A1a |
74 | Player Default: I'm not hunting down baseball memorabilia. | {caps in the tin is a saying, similar to "money in the bank" / Tired} Suit yourself, but there's caps in the tin for you if you change your mind. | | B1a |
75 | Player Default: 100 caps seems light. I need more. | I like your moxie. We'll make it 125 caps a piece. How's that sound? | Player Default: A card, a mitt, and a ball. Got it. | X1a |
76 | Player Default: 100 caps seems light. I need more. | Look at that fire in your eyes. All right. 150 caps for each piece, and you better be worth it. Deal? | Player Default: A card, a mitt, and a ball. Got it. | X2a |
77 | Player Default: 100 caps seems light. I need more. | Oh, if only old Ice-Eyes Julie could see that steely gaze of yours. She might have finally met her match. | | X3a |
78 | | You win. 200 caps each, but that's my final offer. You taking or leaving? | Player Default: A card, a mitt, and a ball. Got it. | X3b |
79 | Player Default: 100 caps seems light. I need more. | {Stern} You think you can play me for a sucker? 100 caps a piece, and that's it. Take it or leave it. | Player Default: A card, a mitt, and a ball. Got it. | X4a |
80 | Player Default: What did you need again? | Simple. Go to the old Westing Estate, and look for a baseball, a baseball card, and a baseball mitt, with signatures on all of them. | Player Default: A card, a mitt, and a ball. Got it. | Y1a |
81 | MoeWorldSeriesBatScene | Player Default: You got a deal. | {Happy} Here's your caps. And... thank you! Thank you! | | A1a |
82 | Player Default: Forget it. No deal. | {Depressed} *sigh* I hate to see her go, but... all right. Let me know if you change your mind. | | B1a |
83 | Player Default: This is a rare find. 250 caps. | {negotiating for the baseball bat, giving in to how much you want it / Nervous} Oh...dang... all right. Deal. | Player Default: You got a deal. | X1a |
84 | Player Default: This is a rare find. 250 caps. | {negotiating for the baseball bat, giving in to how much you want it / Nervous} That's outrageous! No... you can't put a price on history. I'll pay it. | Player Default: You got a deal. | X2a |
85 | Player Default: This is a rare find. 250 caps. | {negotiating for the baseball bat, giving in to how much you want it / Nervous} All right! All right! Just hand it over, already. | Player Default: You got a deal. | X3a |
86 | Player Default: This is a rare find. 250 caps. | {negotiating for the baseball bat, standing strong against temptation / Stern} No. No, as much as I want it. I gotta stand my ground. 200 caps. That's my final offer. | Player Default: You got a deal. | X4a |
87 | Player Default: So I take it this bat is valuable? | {Nervous} Now, now. Let me be clear. I want it. You bet your socks I do. But I'm a collector. Anyone else, that bat's just a piece of wood. | | Y1a |
88 | | {Pleading} You want her to be in the hands of someone who appreciates what she means to history, don't ya? What d'ya say? | Player Default: You got a deal. | Y1b |
89 | - | | Diamond City's greatest baseball collector. Good to see you again. Lookin' to buy? | | A |
90 | | Agggh! Three strikes... I'm out. | | |
91 | | Agh! Home run! | | |
92 | | There you go! This is what a swatter feels like, motherfucker! | | |
93 | | Swing for the fences, scavver! Ha ha! | | |
94 | | Here comes... a line drive! | | |
95 | | Hey, I'm talking baseball here. Show some respect. | | |
96 | | You throwing me a curve ball? Say something. | | |
97 | | What am I, striking out over here? | | |
98 | | Glad to see you appreciate the pastime of baseball. By the way, if you ever wanna help the sport, keep an eye out for old collector's items. | | |
99 | | 100 caps each, but they need to be premium, you understand? Signed. In one piece. Looking for a mitt, one of those old cards, and a signed ball. | | |
100 | | {barking sales pitches in the marketplace to a crowd of about half a dozen people} No skull in the league can withstand a Swatter! | | |
101 | | {barking sales pitches in the marketplace to a crowd of about half a dozen people} Hey! Swatter! Swatter! Swatter! Swatter! Swing swatter! | | |
102 | | {barking sales pitches in the marketplace to a crowd of about half a dozen people} Win the game! Buy a Swatter. | | |
103 | | {barking sales pitches in the marketplace to a crowd of about half a dozen people} Swatters right here! Best skull-bashers in the Commonwealth! | | |
104 | | {barking sales pitches in the marketplace to a crowd of about half a dozen people} Don't let down the home team! Buy a Swatter! | | |
105 | | {barking sales pitches in the marketplace to a crowd of about half a dozen people} Why buy just an ordinary piece of wood? A Swatter is custom-made piece of genuine hickory! | | |
106 | | {barking sales pitches in the marketplace to a crowd of about half a dozen people} Buy a Swatter! The game-changer! | | |
107 | | {barking sales pitches in the marketplace to a crowd of about half a dozen people} Swatter! Swatter! Who needs a Swatter? | | |
108 | | {barking sales pitches in the marketplace to a crowd of about half a dozen people} Hey. Swatter! Swatter! Swatter can hit. Boom! | | |
109 | | I'm not looking to make friends. Beat it. | | |
110 | | I'm done working for the day. Get lost. | | |
111 | | Trying to take some time off over here. | | |
112 | | Go away. You bother me. | | |
113 | | Go away, son. You bother me. | | |