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Dialog Topic
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Form ID
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Response Text
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Script Notes
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1
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002A9497
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002F0507
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Yes!
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a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff)
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3
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002AD94A
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002F0506
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Allow me to play the outgoing mayor's final message...
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chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff)
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4
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002B2A88
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002F0503
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Congratulations citizen!
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a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff)
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5
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By Mayoral executive order, all individuals entering this room shall have the office of Mayor bestowed upon them.
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a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff)
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6
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I am your Mayoral Artificially Intelligent Assistant. You may call me MAIA.
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7
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I'll be your guide through the transition period and your faithful assistant once you get settled
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8
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003E6283
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003E62B7
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Being Mayor can be a little over whelming at first, but that's why I'm here. To help you!
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cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful
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9
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I've pulled up pertinent files on the mayoral terminal, where you should find any urgent or outstanding business.
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10
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003E62B8
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The city is in a state of emergency and an evacuation order has been issued for human residents.
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cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful
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11
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You are of course the mayor, so you can do whatever you like.
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12
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003E62B9
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I'm sure there's much to do. And I want to help you do it.
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cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful
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13
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Unfortunately, I can't actually conduct city business, but I can offer sound well-researched advice.
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14
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Oh and poetry. I have an extensive database of poetry. Some previous mayors had me recite poetry to them constantly.
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15
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Would you like to hear a poem?
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16
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003E62BA
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Haunted Houses, by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow...
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reciting a poem [recommend reading all this together and then breaking into individual files after, so its easier for the actor to read coherently.]
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17
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All houses wherein men have lived and died
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reciting a poem...
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18
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Are haunted houses. Through the open doors
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19
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The harmless phantoms on their errands glide,
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20
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With feet that make no sound upon the floors.
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21
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We meet them at the door-way, on the stair,
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22
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Along the passages they come and go,
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23
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Impalpable impressions on the air,
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24
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A sense of something moving to and fro.
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25
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There are more guests at table than the hosts
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26
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Invited; the illuminated hall
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27
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Is thronged with quiet, inoffensive ghosts,
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28
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As silent as the pictures on the wall.
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29
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The stranger at my fireside cannot see
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30
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The forms I see, nor hear the sounds I hear;
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31
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He but perceives what is; while unto me
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32
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All that has been is visible and clear.
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33
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We have no title-deeds to house or lands;
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34
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Owners and occupants of earlier dates
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35
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From graves forgotten stretch their dusty hands,
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36
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And hold in mortmain still their old estates.
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37
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The spirit-world around this world of sense
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38
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Floats like an atmosphere, and everywhere
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39
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Wafts through these earthly mists and vapours dense
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40
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A vital breath of more ethereal air.
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41
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Our little lives are kept in equipoise
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42
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By opposite attractions and desires;
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43
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The struggle of the instinct that enjoys,
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44
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And the more noble instinct that aspires.
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45
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These perturbations, this perpetual jar
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46
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Of earthly wants and aspirations high,
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47
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Come from the influence of an unseen star
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48
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An undiscovered planet in our sky.
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49
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And as the moon from some dark gate of cloud
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50
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Throws o'er the sea a floating bridge of light,
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51
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Across whose trembling planks our fancies crowd
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52
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Into the realm of mystery and night,--
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53
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So from the world of spirits there descends
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54
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A bridge of light, connecting it with this,
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55
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O'er whose unsteady floor, that sways and bends,
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56
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Wander our thoughts above the dark abyss.
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57
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003E62BB
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While I am enjoying getting to know you and helping you get acclimated, there seems to be urgent business left unfinished by the previous administration.
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cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful
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58
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Shall I play you the out going mayor's last recorded message?
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59
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004ECEF9
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Ah, what have we here?
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receiving a data disk and about to start investigating its contents (cheerful, chipper AI mayoral assistant. wants to be helpful)
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60
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003E6284
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003E62B2
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End of recorded message.
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matter of fact. programmed for cheerfulness.
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61
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003E6294
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003E62B3
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Well... I certainly tried... ughn.
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last dying breaths
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62
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003E6295
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003E62B4
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Goodbye, ma'am. It was a pleasure to serve you. You were an excellent mayor.
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sad but unable to fully show it, programmed for cheerfulness... convey sadness with pacing not tone of voice.
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63
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003E6296
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003E62AD
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It's alright. I hope you don't get too lonely here all by yourself. Goodbye, MAIA.
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at peace with imminent death, saying goodbye - slowly,tiredly, but not laboriously
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64
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003E6297
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003E62B1
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My sincerest apologies I can't be of more assistance.
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a catch phrase, sincere but programmed to be cheerful
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65
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003E6298
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003E62B0
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I think... this... is it.
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about to die, saying goodbye
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66
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003E6299
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003E62AC
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Ma'am, are you alright?
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(worried but not alarmed) programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice.
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71
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003E62A4
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003E62AE
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Of course.
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(slightly chastised) a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff)
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72
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003E62A5
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003E62AF
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NO! What's wrong with you? No more robots! MAIA <coughing up blood> make sure the next mayor hears this...
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(slightly woozy/out of breath, dying shortly from blood loss) urgently making a final recording in case anyone finds you. talking to a trusted AI
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73
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003E62A6
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003E62AB
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Certainly.
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a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff)
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74
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Ma'am, sensors indicate you are losing large quantities of blood. Shall I summon a paramedic to assist you?
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concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice.
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78
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004ECEE9
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004ECEF3
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Congratulations! You have been cleared for the highest security level. The municipal robots should no longer attack you.
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chipper, but matter of fact
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79
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It appears you have solved the problem... at least for yourself.
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80
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You are now authorized to have the combination for the supply cache. Ready? Seven. Four. Seventy-Six.
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chipper, helpful AI
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81
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004ECEEA
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004ECEF8
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There appears to be a glitch in the update software which has misinterpreted the monitoring software as a virus.
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concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice.
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82
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This has triggered a full building lockdown and a security force has been dispatched to your area.
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concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice.
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83
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Again, my sincerest apologies I can't be of more assistance.
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since, but plucky catch-phrase
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84
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004ECEEB
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004ECEF5
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Sir...
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concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice.
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85
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004ECEF6
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Ma'am...
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concerned but not alarmed, programmed to be cheerful. Convey concern with pacing not tone of voice.
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86
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004ECEEC
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004ECEF4
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You should see the uplink tower from where you are now.
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guiding player over intercom, chipper, helpful AI
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87
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You'll need to upload the software update into the terminal at it's base, then wait for the broadcast and city wide reboot.
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88
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004ECEED
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004ECEF7
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I would call a maintenance crew to do this for you, but as I understand it, they would just murder you.
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chipper, completely glossing over how insane that sounds... said like "We could go outside, but unfortunately it's raining outside"
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89
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And I, to my never ending chagrin, was constructed lacking hands. So, I'm afraid you'll need to do it yourself.
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cheerful self pity
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90
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You can conveniently reach the roof from this office.
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cheerfully helpful
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91
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My sincerest apologies I can't be of more assistance.
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cheerful self pity - this is a common catch phrase for you
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92
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004ECEEE
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004ECEF0
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This needs to be uploaded and broadcast from the uplink tower on the roof.
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93
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Once you arrive there, I'll guide you through the process over the intercom system.
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94
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004ECEEF
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004ECEF1
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Sir, this is a citywide software update for all municipal robots.
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a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff) wants to be helpful
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95
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004ECEF2
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Ma'am, this is a citywide software update for all municipal robots.
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a chipper pre-recorded algorithm driven artificial intelligence (mayor's chief of staff) wants to be helpful
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