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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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| DialogOasisHaroldBailout
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Let's talk about something else.
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Neutral 50
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Okay.
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1
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| DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders
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About those Treeminders...
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Disgust 50
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Oh, don't get me started on them. I'm liable to talk about them all day! It even drives poor old Bob crazy.
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2
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| DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders01
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Had you ever asked one of them to kill you before?
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Disgust 70
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They wouldn't listen to me at all! If I told them something simple, then it got done. Otherwise, Birch spent a week looking for a hidden meaning.
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3
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| Disgust 70
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Plus, he used to just pop in whenever he wanted and started chanting this nonsense.
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4
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| Happy 80
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Sometimes I used to just sit there silently just to make him mad! That was fun for a while.
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5
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| Happy 50
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Hopefully this will all change now that things are different... thanks to you!
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6
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| Did you ever ask one of them to kill you?
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Disgust 70
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They won't listen to me at all. If I tell them something simple, then it gets done. Otherwise, Birch spends a week looking for a hidden meaning.
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7
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| Disgust 70
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Plus, he just pops in whenever he wants and starts chanting this nonsense.
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8
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| Happy 80
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Sometimes I just sit there silently just to make him mad. That was fun for a while, but even that's getting boring now.
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9
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| DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders02
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How do the Treeminders normally handle other Outsiders?
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Happy 70
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Oh, you wouldn't believe how they handle them. They make them drink this gunk that Poplar makes.
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10
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| Neutral 50
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Sometimes they just go nuts and start running around, and sometimes when they wake up and see me they run for the hills!
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11
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| Happy 60
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I'll tell you, Outsiders are almost as entertaining as the Treeminders!
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12
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| DialogOasisHaroldTreeminders03
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Which Treeminder do you get along with the best?
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Neutral 50
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Actually, the kid is the nicest one of all. Yew's her name. She sneaks in here sometimes and just lets me talk about stuff I wanna talk about.
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13
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| Neutral 50
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Bob really likes her too, cause she makes me happy.
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14
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| DialogOasisNames
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What's with all the names? Bob, Herbert and Harold? I don't get it.
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Disgust 50
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Okay, okay. Let me talk real careful for the slow folks.
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15
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| Neutral 50
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I was once a man a long time ago named Harold. Something in me changed and a weird little tree started growing right out of my head.
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16
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| Neutral 50
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It kept getting bigger until I ended up stuck inside. When people would ask about it, I decided to name it Bob. You know, like a friend or something.
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17
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| Happy 50
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Sometimes I call him Herbert instead of Bob, because I get bored and I think it's funny. So long story short, call me Harold!
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18
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| GREETING
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GREETING
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Disgust 50
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Lemme guess... you said something dumb and now Birch wants you outta Oasis. Wonderful.
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19
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| Fear 50
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You better get a move on before they really get mad and hunt you down.
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20
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| GREETING
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Sad 80
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Oh great. Now you got yourself kicked out of here.
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21
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| Fear 50
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Looks like I'll have to find someone else to help me. You better get outta here... these guys will get pretty cross if you stick around.
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22
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| GREETING
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Anger 50
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I can't believe you'd kill those innocent people like that. And I thought I was a monster!
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23
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| Anger 50
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If I could move, I would show you a thing or two, but Bob has me stuck here.
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24
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| GREETING
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Anger 50
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Those people you killed were some of the most peaceful people in the Wasteland!
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25
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| Anger 50
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How could you do that to them?
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26
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| GREETING
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Anger 50
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Leave me alone! Me and Bob have better things to do than speak to a murderer!
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27
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| Anger 50
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Now go away and never come back!
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28
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| GREETING
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Anger 50
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How dare you come into Oasis and shoot up the place!
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29
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| Anger 50
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Even Bob is mad at you, and he never gets mad except when I don't stop calling him Herbert!
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30
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| GREETING
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Sad 50
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So, it looks like you decided to do things their way. How come?
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31
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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See Herbert? Now that's a nice person for you. Why can't you be more like that!
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32
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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Look, Herbert, he's back. I told you!
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33
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| GREETING
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Happy 50
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Look, Herbert, she's back. I told you!
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34
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Glad to see you're finally awake. I can't believe they made you do that stupid ceremony.
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35
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| Neutral 50
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They listen when I talk, but they don't hear... know what I mean?
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36
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| MS10FinEndgameDiscuss01
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You've become an important part of their life. Without you, they're lost.
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Happy 70
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Should we give them another chance, Herbert?
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| Happy 50
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Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert.
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38
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| MS10FinEndgameDiscuss02
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I'm not the killing type.
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Neutral 50
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No, I suppose you aren't. My mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess.
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39
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| Neutral 50
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Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me.
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40
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| Neutral 50
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What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance?
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41
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| Neutral 50
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Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert.
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42
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| MS10FinEndgameDiscuss03
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You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you?
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Neutral 50
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I can't say I blame you. Its my mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess.
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43
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| Neutral 50
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Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me.
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44
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| Neutral 50
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What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance?
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45
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| Neutral 50
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Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert.
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46
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| MS10FinGoodbyes
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I've got to go now.
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Happy 50
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Now don't get crazy on me and start wearing branches...
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47
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| I've got to go now.
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Happy 50
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Come back and visit me some time.
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48
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| I've got to go now.
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Happy 50
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Okay! Wave bye-bye Bob! Oh come one, move a branch at least... sigh.
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49
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| MS10HaroldCT01
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Um... I must be dreaming.
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Neutral 50
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<Sigh> I wish I was too. Then me and Herbert could be the best of friends and live side by side.
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50
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| Neutral 50
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He's the tree, you see. We're old pals... the best of buddies and we know each other inside and out; literally.
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51
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| Neutral 50
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Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny.
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52
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| MS10HaroldCT02
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I've never met a talking tree before.
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Neutral 50
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Neither have I. Well, I mean I talk to Herbert, but he never really says anything back.
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53
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| Neutral 50
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He kept growing around me, maybe for calling him Herbert all the time. His name's really Bob. I think it's funny when I call him Herbert though.
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54
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| MS10HaroldCT03
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Okay. What's the trick? I know there's a guy with a microphone somewhere.
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Surprise 50
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Where? You mean in here? Nah, it's just me and Herbert. He's the tree.
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55
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| Neutral 50
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We're old pals... the best of buddies and we know each other inside and out; literally.
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56
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| Happy 50
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Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny.
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57
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| MS10HaroldCT04
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They're worshipping a tree? Ha ha ha!
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Sad 50
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I know they mean well... and for awhile it was nice to be needed. But I'm not sure I want to be a giant tree anymore.
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58
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| Neutral 50
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Well, truth be told it's Herbert that's the tree. He sorta just took over, you know? Probably to get back at me for calling him Herbert all the time.
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59
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| Neutral 50
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His name's really Bob. I think it's funny when I call him Herbert though.
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60
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| MS10HaroldCT05
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So you're trapped in there, inside this Herbert... I mean Bob... thing?
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Neutral 50
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Well, I suppose you could look at it that way. See, Bob used to ride around on top of my head, sunk his roots right in there, ya know?
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61
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| Neutral 50
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Well, eventually he got bigger than me, and then I pretty much ended up inside.
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62
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| MS10HaroldCT06
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I'm beginning to suspect you weren't always this way.
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Surprise 70
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Well, you're quite clever.
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63
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| Neutral 50
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See, Bob used to ride around on top of my head, sunk his roots right in there, ya know?
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64
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| Neutral 50
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Well, eventually he got bigger than me, and then I pretty much ended up inside.
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65
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| MS10HaroldCT07
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What in the hell are you talking about?
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Disgust 50
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Not very bright, are you?
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66
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| Neutral 50
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Bob, that's the tree, used to ride around on top of my head, sunk his roots right in there, ya know?
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67
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| Neutral 50
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Well, eventually he got bigger than me, and then I pretty much ended up inside.
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68
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| MS10HaroldCT08
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How did a tree end up growing out of your head?
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Sad 50
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It was a long time ago... I tend to lose track.
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69
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| Neutral 50
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I was exploring some sort of a military base with some other people... I think it was called Mariposa.
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70
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| Fear 50
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We were pretty deep inside and we found some weird vats of this nasty green goo. Right when we were about to leave, I think we were attacked.
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71
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| Sad 50
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Last thing I remember before blacking out was something knocking my friend into the stuff.
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72
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| MS10HaroldCT08Science
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A genetic mutation of that magnitude could only be caused by F.E.V.
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Surprise 50
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Whoa-ho! Check out the brain on this guy!
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73
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| Neutral 50
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It was a long time ago... I tend to lose track.
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74
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| Neutral 50
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I was exploring some sort of a military base with some other people... I think it was called Mariposa.
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75
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| Fear 50
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We were pretty deep inside and we found some weird vats of this nasty green goo. Right when we were about to leave, I think we were attacked.
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76
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| Sad 50
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Last thing I remember before blacking out was something knocking my friend into the stuff.
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77
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| MS10HaroldCT09
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How on Earth did that happen?
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Sad 50
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It was a long time ago... I tend to lose track.
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78
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| Neutral 50
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I was exploring some sort of a military base with some other people... I think it was called Mariposa.
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79
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| Fear 50
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We were pretty deep inside and we found some weird vats of this nasty green goo. Right when we were about to leave, I think we were attacked.
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80
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| Sad 50
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Last thing I remember before blacking out was something knocking my friend into the stuff.
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81
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| MS10HaroldCT10
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I still don't understand what the hell you're talking about.
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Neutral 50
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Yes, perhaps it doesn't even matter anyway. Forget I mentioned it.
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82
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| MS10HaroldDirect01
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Well, hopefully your troubles will be over. I'm here to help.
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Neutral 50
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You have no idea how glad I am to hear that. Or, we're glad to hear that... me and Bob.
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83
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| Neutral 50
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I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor.
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84
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| Sad 50
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Would you please kill me?
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85
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| MS10HaroldDirect02
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So, the Treeminders said you needed my help?
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Neutral 50
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Yes, yes I do. Or I guess WE do... me and Bob that is.
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86
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| Neutral 50
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I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor.
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87
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| Sad 50
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Would you please kill me?
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88
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| MS10HaroldDirect03
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Look, let's cut the bullshit and get to the matter at hand.
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Neutral 50
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Yes, you're right of course, I completely agree. Or I guess WE completely agree... me and Bob that is.
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89
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| Neutral 50
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I had you brought in here to ask a very simple favor.
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90
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| Sad 50
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Would you please kill me?
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91
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| MS10HaroldEndgame01
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You've become an important part of their life. Without you, they're lost.
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Neutral 50
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So, they really need me that badly, huh? I guess I never thought of it that way. Awfully selfish of me.
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92
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| Happy 70
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Should we give them another chance, Herbert?
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93
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| Happy 50
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Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert.
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94
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| MS10HaroldEndgame02
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I'm not the killing type.
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Sad 50
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No, I suppose you aren't. My mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess.
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95
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| Happy 50
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Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me.
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96
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| Happy 70
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What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance?
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97
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| Happy 50
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Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert.
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98
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| MS10HaroldEndgame03
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You're obviously crazier than they are. Why would I listen to you?
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Sad 50
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I can't say I blame you. Its my mistake for making you do something you didn't want to do in the first place I guess.
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99
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| Happy 50
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Still, maybe it's all for the best. I mean, I've been talking with Birch and they really seem to need me.
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100
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| Happy 70
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What do you say Herbert, should I give them another chance?
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101
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| Happy 50
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Fine, fine. I mean Bob. I still think it's funny when I call him Herbert.
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102
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| MS10HaroldNameReveal01
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Well, goodbye for now then, Herbert. Or was it Bob?
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Happy 50
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No, no. Herbert is the tree... Bob is his real name, but I call him Herbert cause I think it's pretty funny.
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103
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| Happy 50
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But I'm still in here too, what's left of me. The name's Harold.
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104
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| MS10HaroldNameReveal02
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Okay. Goodbye, err... Tree.
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Happy 50
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No, no. Herbert is the tree... Bob is his real name, but I call him Herbert cause I think it's pretty funny.
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105
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| Happy 50
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But I'm still in here too, what's left of me. The name's Harold.
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106
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| MS10HaroldNameReveal03
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Fine. What the hell do I call you anyway? Herbert or Bob?
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Neutral 50
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No, no. Herbert is the tree... Bob is his real name, but I call him Herbert cause I think it's pretty funny.
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107
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| Happy 50
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But I'm still in here too, what's left of me. The name's Harold.
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108
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| MS10HaroldQuest01
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You want me to murder you?
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Neutral 50
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Oh no, no, no. It wouldn't be murder. You'd be doing me a favor.
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109
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| Neutral 50
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You see, I've been stuck here for over two decades now... rooted right into the ground.
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110
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| Neutral 50
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The only friends I've got are Bob and those weirdos out there who think I'm a god.
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111
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| MS10HaroldQuest02
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Kill you? You can't be serious!
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Neutral 50
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Completely serious. You'd be doing me a favor.
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112
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| Neutral 50
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You see, I've been stuck here for over two decades now... rooted right into the ground.
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113
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| Neutral 50
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The only friends I've got are Bob and those weirdos out there who think I'm a god.
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114
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| MS10HaroldQuest03
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Sure. Where do you want the bullet, head or gut?
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Sad 50
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I wish it was that simple. No, no. There's only one way you're going to be able to do this for me.
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115
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| MS10HaroldQuest04
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How would I be able to kill you? You're a tree.
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Neutral 50
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How to put this? ...I've been feeling rather "spread out" lately. I think Bob's kinda shoved my insides around some.
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116
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| Neutral 50
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It's hard to tell where everything is, but it's always that way with one's insides, isn't it?
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117
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| Neutral 50
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Anyway, I believe Bob's carried some of my organs into his root system. I want you to go underground and destroy my heart.
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118
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| MS10HaroldQuest05
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If I kill you, every Treeminder will come after me.
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Happy 50
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Oh no, don't worry about them. When you decide to go down there, I'll have a little chat with Birch and the rest of the gang.
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119
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| Neutral 50
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They usually don't understand a word I say, but I'll make them come around.
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120
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| MS10HaroldQuest06
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Why don't you just kill yourself?
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Disgust 50
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Now how exactly am I supposed to do that? I can barely move anymore.
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121
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| Neutral 50
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Thanks to Bob, I'm obviously not going to be doing anything for a very long time.
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122
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| MS10HaroldQuest07
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Ok, I'll do it.
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Neutral 50
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You will? Oh! You've made us so happy! Isn't that right Bob?
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123
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| Happy 50
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Just give me a little time to say goodbye to good old Bob and then I'll be ready.
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124
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| MS10HaroldQuest08
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Look, I really don't want to kill you...
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Disgust 50
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Of all the Wastelanders I had to bump into it has to be one with a conscience. {To self annoyed}
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125
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| Neutral 50
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Let's keep it an open invitation then. I don't want to wait until the next person visits, it could be years.
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126
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| Neutral 50
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Just think about it, okay?
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127
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| MS10HaroldQuest09
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Can I have some time to think about it?
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Neutral 50
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Of course. I know this is an unusual request, but hey, I'm an unusual tree. Well, Bob is anyway...
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128
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| Neutral 50
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We'll just keep it an open invitation then. I don't want to wait until the next person visits, it could be years... you're all I've got.
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129
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| MS10HaroldQuest10
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I'm not a charity. You want to die, cough up some caps.
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Happy 50
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Well, I used to carry those pesky caps a long time ago, but I think my pockets are in those shrubs over yonder.
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130
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| Happy 50
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I'm pretty sure the caves below me are full of all kinds of nifty gizmos you could take on your way to my heart. Help yourself!
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131
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| MS10TLBurn
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You're mostly a tree, right? Can't I just burn you down?
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Fear 50
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Oh, no no no no! Fire would be too painful for me and poor old Bob. Keep that stuff away from us!
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132
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| Neutral 50
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The heart would be just fine... I won't feel a thing.
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133
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| MS10TLCaves
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I have some quick questions about those caves.
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Happy 50
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Leave it to good old Bob to get me stuck above some caves. Now my dang feet are cold!
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134
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| MS10TLCaves01
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How do I get into the caves?
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Neutral 50
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I think the best way for you to get down there would be to get the key from the one those loonies call "Cypress."
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135
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| Neutral 50
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There's supposed to be some old gate or something back in the other grove.
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136
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| MS10TLCaves02
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Is there anything down there to look out for?
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Happy 50
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Sometimes I feel stuff tickling me, but I think that's just Bob getting back at me for all the times I called him Herbert.
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137
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| MS10TLDeath
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You don't actually seem that sad. Why do you want to die?
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Sad 50
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I've been literally rooted to this spot thanks to Bob for maybe twenty or thirty years... I can't even remember anymore.
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138
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| Neutral 50
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Can you imagine being stuck in one place for that long not being able to eat or to read or to sleep or anything?
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139
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| Sad 50
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In the meantime, I have these Treeminders bothering me every day about things I don't even care about. I can't stand it anymore.
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140
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| MS10TLDeath01
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Hey, life is a gift. Even if it lasts a long time, be glad you have it!
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Fear 50
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I've tried to stay happy, really I have. Bloomseer Poplar thinks I'll live for hundreds of years... maybe even more!
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141
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| Neutral 50
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Can you imagine THAT? Stuck here for centuries? I can't do it, I just want to be alone. Just me and Bob until the end.
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142
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| Sad 50
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When I saw you coming towards Oasis, I thought I felt that you'd understand me. I guess I was wrong.
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143
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| MS10TLDeath02
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I understand what you mean.
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Happy 50
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I knew you would. That's why I picked you when I saw you coming.
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144
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| MS10TLDeath03
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If people thought I was a god, I'd exploit it for all it's worth!
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Surprise 50
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Hey, I thought that too... at first.
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145
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| Happy 50
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I had them sing me songs, I made them do stupid dances and things like that. Bob even told me to make Maple stand on his head for a whole day!
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146
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| Neutral 50
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After a while though, it just gets boring. Then it becomes a nuisance and now it's completely driving me nuts!
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147
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| Neutral 50
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When I saw you coming towards Oasis, I thought I felt that you'd understand me. I guess I was wrong.
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148
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| MS10TLDeath04
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Seeing me approach Oasis is quite a feat for a living tree.
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Neutral 50
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Maybe I'm just losing my mind from all this boredom, but I swear if I try I can see all around me like my eyes are in every leaf on every tree.
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149
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| Happy 50
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I think it's making Bob kind of jealous, cause he was the first tree in my life and all that.
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150
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| MS10TLDeath05
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See me coming? That's not possible.
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Neutral 50
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I'm telling you, it is possible, or maybe I'm just losing my mind from all this boredom.
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151
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| Neutral 50
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I swear if I try real hard, I can see all around me like my eyes are in every leaf on every tree.
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152
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| Happy 50
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I think it's making Bob kind of jealous, cause he was the first tree in my life and all that.
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153
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| MS10TLDeath06
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You say you saw me coming to Oasis. And you call the Treeminders crazy...
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Neutral 50
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You have a point there. Maybe I'm just losing my marbles from all this boredom.
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154
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| Neutral 50
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I swear if I try real hard, I can see all around me like my eyes are in every leaf on every tree.
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155
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| Happy 50
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I think it's making Bob kind of jealous, cause he was the first tree in my life and all that.
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156
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| MS10TLGoodbye
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I have to go now.
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Happy 50
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Don't worry, Herbert, he'll be back. Ha! I love that one... gets me every time.
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157
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| I have to go now.
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Happy 50
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Don't worry, Herbert, she'll be back. Ha! I love that one... gets me every time.
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158
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| I have to go now.
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Neutral 50
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See you later... well, maybe not if you do what I've asked.
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159
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| I have to go now.
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Neutral 50
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Oh okay... I guess me and Bob will see you again soon.
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160
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| MS10TLGrow
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How is it you're causing all of these things to grow around you?
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Sad 50
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It's kind of embarrassing really. Once a year, Bob decides he's going to go ahead and start growing these weird pods filled with tiny seeds.
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161
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| Neutral 50
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Well, all it takes is a good wind and the seeds just fly everywhere.
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162
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| Happy 50
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I call them Herbert's Seeds. He hates that!
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163
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| MS10TopicBailout
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I'd like to ask about something else.
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Neutral 50
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Okay.
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164
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