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| GREETING
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GREETING
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Happy 50
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You're my hero, mister. I want to be just like you when I grow up.
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1
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| GREETING
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Anger 15
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Great, RJ let in another pair of choppers to eat up all our food.
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2
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| Neutral 50
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Well, as long as you don't give me any crap about how I prepare your grub, I guess you'll be okay.
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3
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| Neutral 50
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So, tell me: what do you think of cave fungus in watery mushroom sauce?
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4
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| GREETING
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Anger 50
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Okay, RJ had better have had a good reason to let you in.
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5
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| Anger 35
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Because right now, all I'm seeing is a mungo who's here to take our food and screw us over.
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Come on and get your grub!
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| GREETING
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Happy 25
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Ready for some fine roast beast served in a creamy ginger sauce?
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8
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| Anger 25
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Yeah, I'll bet you are! Too bad it's still fungus chunks for us all!
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9
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Feed's on! Get it while it's... food. {A little uncertain about whether or not it really counts as "food".}
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Hey, what's up?
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| LLAboutLamplight
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Where do you get food for this place?
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Happy 25
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Honestly? When we can't scavenge some from outside, we mostly scrape it off the walls and skim it off the water.
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| Disgust 25
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No, really. Most of our food comes from fungus that grows in these caves. It's not so bad when you get used to it, and we don't have much choice.
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| Disgust 10
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At least it's filling, so we don't have to eat much of it. But, man oh man, it tastes terrible.
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| LLAboutLamplight2A
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Where does the fungus come from?
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Happy 25
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It's pretty hard to find, and I hear it doesn't grow in other caves. I don't know why it's here, but without it, we'd be goners.
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| Disgust 25
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"Think fungus just grows on trees? No, it grows in caves!" Ugh. Knock Knock came up with that one once, and now it's stuck in my head forever. {A little embarrassed by the joke.}
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| Disgust 10
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Doesn't take any work to get it to grow down here. All I have to do is collect and prepare it. Mostly, I try to get the stink off it.
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| LLAboutLamplight2B
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How does the fungus grow?
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Fear 5
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They say the fungus grows in the pools where the first Lamplighters dumped the mungos. That's about the most they ever helped us.
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| Happy 10
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I don't know how true that is, but I know sometimes the scav team comes back with this strange meat that tastes terrible, but the fungus loves it.
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| Happy 25
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I don't know where they find that meat, but if you could bring some back, I'd be glad to trade fungus for it. Of course, MacCready'd have to okay it.
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| LLAboutLamplight2C
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That's all I need to know for now.
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Neutral 50
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Sure.
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LLFirstMeetingResponseA
Friendly First Response
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That sounds delicious.
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Anger 25
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Okay, either you're a dirty liar or you're some sort of freak.
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| Happy 50
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Either way, you should fit in just fine around here! Folks call me Eclair, and I'm in charge of keeping this place fed. {Sudden laugh at the beginning (Hah!)}
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| Neutral 50
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You need a meal, you come ask me. There's not much to go around, and it all tastes bad, but it'll keep you alive, and that's good enough.
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| The Mayor let me in for rescuing those kidnapped kids.
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Anger 50
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Oh, great. Maybe next, he'll take in a Deathclaw or something. And he'll make it the town mascot.
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| Anger 25
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But anyway, yeah, thanks for bringing them back in one piece. Maybe now they'll learn to be more careful out there!
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| Neutral 50
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If you need what passes for food down here, look me up. Name's Eclair, and if you so much as snicker, I'll carve you up for steaks. {More teasing and playful at the end than actually menacing}
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| The Mayor let me in. I'm not planning on causing trouble.
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Anger 50
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Oh, great. Maybe next, he'll take in a Deathclaw or something. He can make it the town mascot.
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| Anger 25
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Anyway, my name's Eclair, and yes, I take care of the food here. Don't expect any scraps from our table. {Said as if he's tired of people making clever comments about how he must take care of the food because of his name.}
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LLFirstMeetingResponseB
Rude First Response
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I'd rather eat a Brahmin turd sandwich. With no bread.
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Happy 75
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You got that right! After our regular meals, I bet some of us would give that a shot! If we had a brahmin down here, that is. {Massive laughter at the beginning. This is his style of joke.}
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| Neutral 50
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Listen, my name's Eclair - don't laugh - and I'm in charge of the food down here. We haven't got much, but I do what I can to spice it up.
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| Neutral 50
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If you need a meal down here, just talk with me. You'll hardly even know you're eating cave mold.
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| Hey, I rescued those kids from the Slavers. You owe me some respect, kid.
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Anger 50
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Oh, really? So you're saying you brought back three more hungry mouths, too? Great, you're just making my day better and better! {Very nasty and sarcastic}
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| Neutral 50
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Look, I'm Eclair, and I'm in charge of the crap we call food down here. And we've got precious little enough to go around as it is.
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| Neutral 50
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So, yeah, thanks for bringing those folks back alive, but don't expect me to throw you a big party over it.
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| Don't make me laugh. I don't give a damn about your food.
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Anger 50
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That's a shame. I was going to serve yours with extra lung butter. {Especially nasty to player}
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| Anger 25
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My name's Eclair, and I've dealt with bigger threats than you. So watch your step.
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| LLFood
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I'd like some food.
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Anger 10
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Okay, but only one serving. We've got too many mouths to feed already.
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38
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| I'd like some food.
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Anger 10
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Just the one scoop per day, pal. Too many mouths around here already.
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| Happy 40
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But at least that means you don't have to eat much of it, huh?
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40
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| LLFungusTrade1
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I've got some strange meat to trade for fungus.
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Happy 25
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Oh great! The fungus pools'll gobble this right up!
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| I've got some strange meat to trade for fungus.
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Happy 25
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Oh great! The fungus pools'll gobble this right up!
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42
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| I've got strange meat to trade for fungus.
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Happy 25
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Oh great! The fungus pools'll gobble this right up!
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| LLNicknames
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Why are you called Eclair?
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Neutral 50
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Well, I didn't get the nickname for being fat and full of cream, if that's what you're asking.
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| Happy 25
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Back when I was on the scav team, I found some pages from an old cook book. Sometimes I try them out.
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45
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| Anger 25
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Just for the record, don't try making an eclair out of cave fungus. The taste sticks with you, and not in a good way.
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46
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| LLServices
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I'd like some food.
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Anger 75
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Yeah, I heard about the sorts of things you'd do for this fungus. Well, you're cut off. Go scrounge your own food.
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47
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| I'd like some food.
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Disgust 10
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Bon appetit. {Said in mocking manner - the food isn't very appetizing}
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48
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| I'd like some food.
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Anger 25
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Sure thing, mungo. We don't have much to spare, so get ready to pay. {A little resentful, and happily bilking the player out of money.}
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49
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| I'd like some food.
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Anger 25
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Enjoy, if you've got the caps. {A little resentful, and happily bilking the player out of money.}
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