# | SCENE | DIALOGUE BEFORE | RESPONSE TEXT | DIALOGUE AFTER | ABXY |
1 | DialogueDrinkingBuddy1stDialogue | | Greetings, technician. | DrinkingBuddy: How would you describe the testing sample provided? | A |
2 | | Greetings, technician. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | A |
3 | Player Default: Very good. I appear to be operating at an optimal level. | Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | Player Default: Yeah, sure. | A1a |
4 | Player Default: Yeah, sure. | Beginning transit operations to Hotel Rexford. | | A1a |
5 | Player Default: No, not yet. | Very well. Standing by. | | B1a |
6 | Player Default: Change of plans, I've decided to keep you myself. | Understood. | DrinkingBuddy: Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time? | X1a |
7 | Player Default: What are you? | I am a modified RobCo Protectron, designation Drinkin' Buddy. | | Y1a |
8 | | My internal microbrewers allows for the internal brewing, bottling and dispensing of beer at an accelerated rate. | | Y1b |
9 | | I am also programmed to tell a wide variety of jokes for the customer's amusement. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | Y1c |
10 | Player Default: What are you? | If provided with a holotape containing the recipe, I should be capable of brewing any alcoholic beverage. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | Y2a |
11 | Player Default: What are you? | The Hotel Rexford is located on State Street near the Old State House. Delivery is currently 210 years behind schedule. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | Y3a |
12 | Player Default: What are you? | Brewing subroutines have been put in standby until delivery to client. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | Y4a |
13 | RobotProtectron: Greetings, technician. | How would you describe the testing sample provided? | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | A1a |
14 | Player Default: Cold and refreshing. Do you know how long it's been since I had cold beer? | Very good. I appear to be operating at an optimal level. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | A1a |
15 | Player Default: Like pisswater, you dumb machine. Don't you have anything harder? | Acknowledged. Starting internal recalibration of flavor sensors. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | B1a |
16 | Player Default: I don't drink, so I wouldn't know. | Understood. Suspending taste test till delivery to client. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | X1a |
17 | DialogueDrinkingBuddyJokeScene | | What do you call two crows on a branch? | | A2a |
18 | | Attempted Murder. | | A2b |
19 | | There is a band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes. | | A3a |
20 | | They haven't had any gigs yet. | | A3b |
21 | | A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks if she has any luggage. | | A4a |
22 | | The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light." | | A4b |
23 | | Two fish swim into a concrete wall. | | A5a |
24 | | One turns to the other and says, "Dam." | | A5b |
25 | | What do people from outside of Boston have in common with a bottle of beer? | | A6a |
26 | | They're both empty from the neck up. | | A6b |
27 | | A Neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" | | A7a |
28 | | The bartender responds, "For you, no charge!" | | A7b |
29 | | {pause between each sentence} A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. | | A8a |
30 | | The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. | | A9a |
31 | | It was tense. | | A9b |
32 | | C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. | | A10a |
33 | | The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors in here." | | A10b |
34 | | So E-flat leaves, while C and G have a fifth between them. | | A10c |
35 | | The bartender says, "We don't serve faster than light particles in here." | | A11a |
36 | | A tachyon walks into the bar. | | A11b |
37 | | Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini. | | A12a |
38 | | The bartender turns to him and asks, "Olive or twist?" | | A12b |
39 | | What is the best way to maintain a balanced diet? | | A13a |
40 | | Keep a beer in each hand. | | A13b |
41 | | What is the best way to start a parade in South Boston? | | A14a |
42 | | Roll a 40 down the street. | | A14b |
43 | | A Mayan asks his friend if he would like to grab a drink. | | A15a |
44 | | His friend says, "Well, I'm supposed to finish the calendar, but I guess if I don't it's not the end of the world." | | A15b |
45 | | {Emphasis on the word "IS"} Chemically speaking, alcohol IS a solution. | | A16a |
46 | | A communist, a spy, and a Chinese man walk into a bar. | | A17a |
47 | | He orders a drink. | | A17b |
48 | | How do you kill a circus clown? | | A18a |
49 | | Go for the juggler. | | A18b |
50 | | I've decided to sell the vacuum. | | A19a |
51 | | It's just collecting dust. | | A19b |
52 | | How about a pizza joke? | | A20a |
53 | | Nevermind it's just too cheesy. | | A20b |
54 | | A guy once told me to always leave them wanting more. | | A21a |
55 | | Unfortunately he was working at the rationing station. | | A21b |
56 | | Relationships are a lot like algebra. | | A22a |
57 | | You always look at your X and try to figure out Y. | | A22b |
58 | | Arial, Papyrus, and Comic Sans walk into a bar and the bartender says... | | A23a |
59 | | Oi- we don't serve your type in here! | | A23b |
60 | | I've heard Angus is on a whisky diet. | | A24a |
61 | | He's already lost three days! | | A24b |
62 | | I was banned from the airport last week. | | A25a |
63 | | Apparently security doesn't like it when you call Shotgun while boarding the plane. | | A25b |
64 | | If 4 out of 5 people suffer from radiation poisoning... | | A26a |
65 | | Does that mean the fifth guy enjoys it? | | A26b |
66 | | Light travels faster than sound. | | A27a |
67 | | Which is why dating the Irish seems like a good idea till they start talking. | | A27b |
68 | | I met an atheist who worked for a charity the other day. | | A28a |
69 | | She said it was a non-prophet organization. | | A28b |
70 | | There's no "I" in denial. | | A29a |
71 | | Now, I've always run on batteries... | | A30a |
72 | | But a Mr. Handy recently convinced me to try an internal fusion reactor and I can't go back. | | A30b |
73 | | I guess you could say he was a catalytic converter. | | A30c |
74 | | I went to the zoo the other day. | | A31a |
75 | | The only animal they had was a dog. | | A31b |
76 | | It was a shitzu. | | A31c |
77 | | Two Irishmen looking for work saw a sign for Tree Fellers. | | A32a |
78 | | Pat turned to Murphy and said... | | A32b |
79 | | If only Seamus were here, we could have gotten the job! | | A32c |
80 | | I see you have a dog. | | A33a |
81 | | You should name him "10 miles". | | A33b |
82 | | Then you can tell people you walk 10 miles every day. | | A33c |
83 | | What did the commies light their house with before they used candles? | | A34a |
84 | | Electricity. | | A34b |
85 | | {The start of a dirty joke, but the joke is actually that the punchline is corrupted.} A priest walks into the bar and takes a seat next to a call girl. Then he turns to her and says... | | A35a |
86 | | {This should sound like a system message.} Error. Data Corruption. Punchline not found. | | A35b |
87 | | Ha. Ha. Ha. That's a good one. | | A35c |
88 | DialogueDrinkingBuddyMainDialogue | | Currently on route to home location. | | A |
89 | | Greetings, buddy. | | A |
90 | | Good to see you again. | | A |
91 | | Hey there, pal. | | A |
92 | | Long time, no see. | | A |
93 | | {slight brewing 'fart' noise} Ffft... Excuse me, just the fermentation process. | | A |
94 | | {read local sports team as if it was supposed to be replaced with the consumers favorite team} How about that... local sports team... Did you see the game last week? | | A |
95 | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | Cold and refreshing. | | A1a |
96 | Player Default: I've sold you to Rufus Rubins in Goodneighbor. | Understood. Commencing Delivery to Mr. Rubins. | | B1a |
97 | Player Default: I've sold you to Rufus Rubins in Goodneighbor. | Okay. | | B2a |
98 | Player Default: Tell me a joke | That's all the jokes I have for now. | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | X1a |
99 | Player Default: Can I still change the home parameter? | Current home parameter is set to Hotel Rexford. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | Y1a |
100 | Player Default: Can I still change the home parameter? | You might want to check with the distributor. Local bars and restaurants may also have one. | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | Y2a |
101 | Player Default: Can I still change the home parameter? | I have heard where you might find one. | | Y3a |
102 | RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location. | Here for a laugh? Or did you want a cold beverage? | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | A2a |
103 | RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location. | Care to wet your whistle, or do you require a laugh? | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | A3a |
104 | RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location. | Would you like a cold one, or did you want to hear a joke? | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | A4a |
105 | RobotProtectron: Currently on route to home location. | Would you like a beer? | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | A5a |
106 | DialogueDrinkingBuddySetHomeLocationDialogue | | Greetings, New Owner. | DrinkingBuddy: Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time? | A |
107 | Player Default: Very good, please select the default HOME location. | HOME parameter accepted. Beginning transit. | | A1a |
108 | Player Default: Very good, please select the default HOME location. | Error. No HOME parameter selected. Temporarily bypassing selection. | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | A2a |
109 | RobotProtectron: Greetings, New Owner. | {Pause before and after HOME} Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time? | Player Default: I'm ready. | A1a |
110 | Player Default: I'm ready. | {Pause before and after home} Very good, please select the default HOME location. | DrinkingBuddy: HOME parameter accepted. Beginning transit. | A1a |
111 | Player Default: I'm ready. | Understood. Temporarily bypassing HOME parameter set up. | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | A2a |
112 | Player Default: Not yet. I still need to find a safe place to keep you. | Understood, returning to standby mode. | Player Default: I'll take a beer. | B1a |
113 | Player Default: I've changed my mind. | Understood. Reverting to previous client delivery parameters. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | X1a |
114 | Player Default: What do you mean by home? | The default location where I will begin normal operation. Home can be reassigned after normal operation has begun. | DrinkingBuddy: Are you ready to set parameter HOME at this time? | Y1a |
115 | DialogueDrinkingBuddyStartupScene | | Beginning startup sequence. | | A1a |
116 | | Unknown hardware detected. | | A1b |
117 | | Auxiliary BIOS detected. | | A1c |
118 | | Flashing operational subroutines. | | A1d |
119 | | Microbrewers... operational. | | A1e |
120 | | Internal bottling mechanism... operational. | | A1f |
121 | | Output dispensary... operational. | | A1g |
122 | | Detecting brewing subroutines... Holotape detected for Gwinnett Pale Ale. | DrinkingBuddy: Start up sequence complete. Dispensing sample for approval by technician. | A1h |
123 | DrinkingBuddy: Detecting brewing subroutines... Holotape detected for Gwinnett Pale Ale. | Start up sequence complete. Dispensing sample for approval by technician. | DrinkingBuddy: Shall we commence delivery to the Hotel Rexford? | A1a |
124 | - | | Please confirm delivery with hotel staff at this time. I will remain here. | | A |
125 | | Hello, Cait. | | |
126 | | Hello, Preston. | | |
127 | | Hello, Curie. | | |
128 | | Hello, Mister Strong. | | |
129 | | Hello, Codsworth. | | |
130 | | Hello, Mister Hancock. | | |
131 | | Hello, MacCready. | | |
132 | | Hello, Piper. | | |
133 | | Hello, Detective. | | |
134 | | Hey there, Sturges. | | |
135 | | Good doggie. | | |
136 | | Hey there, buddy, you look like you could use a drink. | | |
137 | | {Pause before and after weather, read weather as if it is a missing computer parameter} Boy, that sure is some WEATHER we're having. | | |
138 | | {Pause before and after weather, read weather as if it is a missing computer parameter} How's it going, friend? | | |
139 | | Engaging compliment subroutine. Looking good! | | |
140 | | Hey there, Clair. | | |
141 | | Hey there, Rufus. | | |
142 | | Hey there, Fred. | | |
143 | | Hey there, Mister Marowski. | | |
144 | | What's the hurry? | | |
145 | | Have a good one. | | |
146 | | See you around, pal. | | |