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Dialog Topic
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Form ID
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Response Text
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Script Notes
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| 1
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0061ECCE
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0061EDBF
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Wait! You wouldn't just be getting rid of me. I also have an alter ego!
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| 2
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0061ECCF
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0061EDD2
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Oh! I'd like a pet someday, like a rabbit in a hat, or a cat! But I mean myself and my alter ego.
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| 3
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0061ECD5
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0061EDE9
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Well, that would be an illusion! I'm actually two people. Myself, and my alter ego.
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| 4
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0061ECD7
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0061EDCB
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On behalf of both myself and the Inspector, thank you!
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| 5
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0061ECD9
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0061EDB8
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Thanks! I try to read plenty of books. Not all of them have pictures either. Maybe someday I'll show you!
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| 6
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0061ECDB
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0061EDC6
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That's not a "yes," but that doesn't sound like a "no" either! I'll go get my stuff.
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trying to convince herself the player wants her in camp
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| 7
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0061ECDC
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0061EDC3
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Thanks! Not everyone has room for both me and my alter ego.
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| 8
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0061ECDD
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0061EDBE
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That's right. By day, I'm Daphne, a mild-mannered assistant to help you with your camp.
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| 9
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By night, I'm someone else! The Wizard of the Wasteland! A seeker of truth and justice!
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| 10
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I point the looking glass to your eye, and a magnifying glass to the world!
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| 11
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I'm the super, and duper, one of a kind magician detective, The Inspector!
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| 12
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0061ECDE
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0061EEE9
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That sounds about right! The Inspector is super brave.
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Daphne
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| 13
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I really appreciate you helping me learn new stuff.
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| 14
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0061EEEA
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Hm...are you sure?
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Daphne
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| 15
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I think I'll keep investigating if that's okay.
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| 16
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0061ECE2
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0061EEF4
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Our fearless barbarian! I thought I recognized that loin cloth, but I wasn't sure it was you.
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Inspector, excited that player has decided to role play with her
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| 17
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0061EEF5
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Our stalwart hero emerges from the shadows!
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Inspector, excited that player has decided to role play with her
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| 18
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How goes the nightly patrol?
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| 19
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0061EEF6
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Marvelous Mistress! It's rare to see you outside the Den of Mysteries.
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Inspector, excited that player has decided to role play with her
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| 20
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What brings you here?
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| 21
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0061EEF7
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Manta Man! I was just reading about your fight against the evil Commie-Kazi!
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Inspector, excited that player has decided to role play with her
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| 22
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I didn't realize our oceans were being attacked by Communists!
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| 23
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0061ECE4
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0061EEE4
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Um...Maybe? That might be a question for the Inspector.
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Daphne
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| 24
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0061EEE5
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Of course! One of the first things I did as Inspector was search for my Unstoppable comrades.
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Inspector
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| 25
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So I know all about the Order of Mysteries and the fate of my rival, the Mistress.
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| 26
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But why don't you tell me about it, so I can compare notes and make sure we're on the same page.
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Emphasis on "you", she actually has no idea what happened, she's hoping the player will explain it so she doesn't have to
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| 27
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0061ECE6
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0061EEAF
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Sometimes. To be honest, there's a lot of pressure to be as smart as the Inspector.
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Daphne, filled with self-doubt
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| 28
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Like the other day, I read something about the Inspector being interpid? Intrepepper?
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| 29
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And I wasn't sure what it meant.
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| 30
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0061ECE8
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0061EECD
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Hm...but if you were, you'd be evil.
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Inspector
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| 31
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And my magic detects very low levels of evil. At least right now.
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| 32
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0061ECEA
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0061EEE8
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An excellent theory! And using my powers of deduction, I think we're gonna be the best of friends!
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Inspector
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| 33
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0061ECEC
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0061EEEF
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That's right! I inspected your outfit and realized who you were.
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Inspector
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| 34
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But then I double checked with magic, and everyone knows magic's the most reliable science.
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| 35
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0061ECEE
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0061EEDA
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True, my brave barbarian!
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Inspector
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| 36
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Dr. Brainwash is pretty sneaky, but I don't think he'd wanna wear that.
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| 37
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He likes the big, geeky lab coats.
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| 38
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0061ECF0
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0061EEF9
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He said people scream for ice cream. As a detective, I said it would be hard to scream when you have brain freeze.
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Inspector
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| 39
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Since we didn't have any actual ice cream to solve the mystery, we had to part ways.
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| 40
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The divide between us was just too great.
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light-hearted, saying this in a joking manner
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| 41
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0061ECF4
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0061EECC
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Wrong! There's nothing I don't know, using investigation or magic!
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Inspector
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| 42
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I just ... left my wand at the wand shop. Yep. That's what I did.
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| 43
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0061ECF6
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0061EEE7
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Egos and politics, I bet. It's not the first time it's messed up a superhero team.
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Inspector
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| 44
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I had the same problem with Sherman, my imaginary friend and former apprentice.
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| 45
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0061ECF8
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0061EED5
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Wow, really! I mean... of course!
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Briefly breaks character and becomes Daphne before recovering
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| 46
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Everyone knows that orphan girls are the strongest, smartest, most magical people in the universe!
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| 47
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0061ECFA
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0061EEF2
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And she didn't invite the Inspector? How mean!
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Inspector
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| 48
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Not that I wanted to be part of their team anyway. The Inspector doesn't make mysteries. She solves them!
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Sour grapes
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| 49
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0061ECFC
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0061EEDD
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Because at the end of the day, I don't want to disappoint the Inspector, or myself.
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Daphne
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| 50
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0061ECFD
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0061EEFC
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Oh wow. I'm still struggling with American words, I haven't even started on all the foreign ones.
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Daphne
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| 51
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I guess all I can do is keep reading and learning.
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| 52
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0061ECFF
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0061EEE1
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But the Inspector knows every single one, from aardvark to zebra.
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Daphne
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| 53
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Which means I have a lot of work to do.
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| 54
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0061ED02
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0061EDC8
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I guess so. I think most kids have a mommy, a daddy, one teddy bear, and one imaginary friend.
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Daphne
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| 55
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Franklin I lost, running in the woods. He was my bear. I don't know about the rest.
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| 56
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0061ED04
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0061EDBB
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Three things! A good heart, a strong will, and most important of all, alliteration!
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Inspector, could struggle maybe to enunciate alliteration, sounding out each syllable, i.e. A...liter...ation!
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| 57
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0061ED06
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0061EDDB
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Why yes! Just the other day I solved a particularly troublesome mystery.
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Inspector
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| 58
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I call it, "The Inspector and the Case of the Growling Stomach!"
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| 59
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It was a tough nut to crack, until I found a can of mixed nuts. At which point, the case was closed!
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| 60
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0061EDDC
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Oh, I've got plenty in the files. One of the hardest to solve was the "Mystery of the Poor Sleep."
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Inspector
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| 61
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It all started when I had a bad dream, about being really cold.
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| 62
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But in my investigation, I discovered a powerful artifact. The Blanket of Warmth.
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| 63
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Wrapping it around me, I was able to close the case, and finally sleep!
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| 64
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0061EDDD
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I just solved a very tough case recently. "The Case of the Cold Feet!"
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Inspector, cold feet here is a pun
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| 65
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Using my detective skills, I found the culprit. It wasn't shaky nerves, but a hole in my sock!
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| 66
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Then, using my magical sewing wand, I patched the hole up! Case and socks closed!
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| 67
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0061ED08
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0061EDF2
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Good question, my fellow detective. There are two kinds of magicians, after all.
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Inspector
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| 68
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The kind that tricks you, and the kind that casts spells.
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| 69
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The Inspector is the third kind, the one that casts a spell to trick you into revealing the truth!
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| 70
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0061ED0A
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0061EDCA
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Of course it does! For the Inspector, everything is!
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Inspector
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| 71
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But really, it's super duper hard. Especially the last part.
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Breaks character and admits she's got a long way to go at allilteration
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| 72
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0061ED0C
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0061EDBD
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That's okay, that just means you have nowhere to go but up!
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| 73
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I'm the same when it comes to super hero talk.
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Breaks character and admits she has a long way to go
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| 74
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0061ED0E
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0061EDCE
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Indeed, for the impressive imagination of the Inspector knows no bounds!
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| 75
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Well, that's a lie hehe. I haven't been able to come up with a new sentence since.
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Breaks character and admits she only knows 1 or 2 allilterative sentences.
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| 76
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0061ED10
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0061EDC2
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Wow, you're really good at super hero talk! I've still got a lot of work to catch up.
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Breaks character a little to respond as Daphne, even though dressed as Inspector here
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| 77
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0061ED12
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0061EDB9
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Yeah! But first, we're going to need to conjure you an outfit. Not one with a cape though.
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Inspector
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| 78
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I don't have a cape, so you can't have one either. The rules for sidekicks are strict but fair.
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| 79
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0061ED14
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0061EDCC
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Good plan! Even though the Inspector is a leader, she leads from behind, where no one will suspect her!
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| 80
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Then in the last episode comes the big reveal. I can't wait!
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| 81
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0061ED16
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0061EDC0
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You're a meanie, but the Inspector won't let that stop her!
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Inspector
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| 82
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Besides, she knows you don't mean it! Otherwise you wouldn't keep her around!
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| 83
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0061ED18
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0061EDD8
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You will! Just point me to a mystery, or a tasty treat, and the Inspector will eat it, or solve it!
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Inspector
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| 84
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0061ED1A
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0061EDC4
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Naturally! You hired me, so you already have a strong third eye.
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Inspector
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| 85
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It's key for any magician/detective.
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line is read "magician slash detective"
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| 86
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0061ED1C
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0061EDEA
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Of course! I am no mere magician!
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Inspector
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| 87
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I am a magical detective! Big difference!
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| 88
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0061ED1E
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0061EDC9
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But flight won't help people find their parents! Or solve the mystery of the missing Teddy Bear!
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Inspector, but she's talking about herself (daphne) but hasn't revealed she lost her parents at this point
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| 89
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There is no more useful magic than the power of investigation!
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| 90
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0061ED20
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0061EDBC
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Yeah, catching the bad guys is just the first step!
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Inspector
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| 91
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You have to prove they're baddies or they're back on the streets!
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| 92
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0061ED24
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0061EEC6
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Do you mean Sherman? He's a friend. Also, he's imaginary.
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Daphne
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| 93
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0061ED25
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0061EEB7
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The Inspector would never give up! So neither will I.
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| 94
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0061ED27
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0061EEC2
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Me too! Hopefully, someday soon!
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Daphne
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| 95
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0061ED29
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0061EEB5
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Not yet. But that doesn't mean they aren't out there.
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Daphne
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| 96
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We just need to look in the right place, or cast the right spell!
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| 97
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0061ED2B
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0061EEAD
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Nothing, really. I just woke up one day with a headache, and I was alone.
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Daphne
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| 98
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There was a backpack next to me. It looked like it belonged to a grownup.
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| 99
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Inside was a magnifying glass, some food, and the "Unstoppable Shindig!" board game.
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| 100
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I think whoever it belonged to, we used to play together.
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| 101
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0061ED2D
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0061EEBB
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Maybe! That and I like finding stuff.
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Daphne
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| 102
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Most of our cases aren't as exciting as in the comics though.
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| 103
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But we usually solve them! So that's good.
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| 104
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0061ED2F
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0061EEB0
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Oh, but the Inspector found Franklin. He was alive!
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Daphne
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| 105
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Someone put a cigar in his mouth, which seemed pretty unhealthy, but he looked good!
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| 106
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So I think you might be wrong about the others too.
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| 107
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0061ED31
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0061EEBE
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That would be great, but I don't even have one.
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Daphne
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| 108
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But I used to have one, I think! So maybe the Inspector can figure out what happened!
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| 109
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0061ED33
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0061EEB2
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It's okay. There isn't really much to talk about, because I don't really remember a whole lot.
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Daphne
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| 110
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But I still have hope! The Inspector is on the case, and she can solve anything!
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| 111
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0061ED35
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0061EEC5
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You could, but it might be too hard, even for you.
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Daphne
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| 112
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But I still have hope the Inspector will solve the case! She can do anything!
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| 113
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0061ED37
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0061EDC7
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Well, I don't want to be mean, but it's important that you know yourself.
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Daphne
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| 114
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Meathead it is!
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| 115
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0061ED39
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0061EDBA
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Yeah! What you said! You're really, really good at this!
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Daphne
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| 116
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No wonder you're the hero of the Wasteland!
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| 117
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0061ED3B
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0061EDCD
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Is that really your alter ego? I see you more as a butterfly than a moth, but that's just me.
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Daphne
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| 118
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I'm your friend either way!
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| 119
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0061ED3D
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0061EDC1
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Yeah! Friends to the end!
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Daphne
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| 120
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0061ED3F
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0061EDD9
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I don't think you're that. That would mean I'm married! No thanks.
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Daphne
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| 121
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0061ED41
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0061EDC5
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Mmmm...that sounds like a bad guy word. Ah well, we'll figure it out.
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Daphne, doubting the player's answer but not wanting to offend
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| 122
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0061ED43
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0061EDEB
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If I'm being honest, my vocabulary is still a work in progress.
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Daphne, beating herself up a bit
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| 123
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It's my greatest weakness. But if I keep studying, I'm going to turn it into my greatest strength!
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realizing she was beating herself up, tries to channel the Inspector and talk herself up
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| 124
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Just you wait, my mighty...uh...
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| 125
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0061ED44
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0061EEBD
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But thanks. I guess what I'm saying is, it means a lot to have you as family.
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Daphne
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| 126
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0061ED45
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0061EEC3
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Maybe more like a big sister? I've always wanted one of those too.
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Daphne
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| 127
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0061EEC4
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Maybe more like a big brother? I've always wanted one of those too.
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Daphne
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| 128
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0061ED46
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0061EEB6
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Wow, that sounds really mean.
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Daphne
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| 129
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Luckily I don't know what "projecting" means, or I'd feel really bad.
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| 130
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I'm going to take it you mean we're the bestest friends in the whole whole whole whole whole wide world! So there!
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Says this with a defiantly stubborn smile, like she's not going to take no for an answer when it comes to the player's friendship
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| 131
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0061ED48
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0061EEAE
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Wow, I didn't think of it that way. But you aren't that old!
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Daphne
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| 132
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0061ED4A
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0061EEBC
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Thanks. You know, you'd make a great Unstoppable!
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Daphne
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| 133
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With you on our side, nothing can stop us!
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| 134
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I know the name already says that, but we'd be extra, super duper unstoppable, with sugar on top!
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| 135
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0061ED4C
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0061EEB1
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No. Sherman was the Inspector's former apprentice.
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Daphne
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| 136
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He would give helpful advice and had a British accent.
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Proud of herself for coming up with his personality
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| 137
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But I kind of outgrew him.
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| 138
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I figured it was time to find some real friends, you know? Maybe ... you could be that person?
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Wanting to be friends with the player but insecure about whether that's mutual
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| 139
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0061ED4E
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0061EEBF
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It's okay. Sherman and I don't talk anymore.
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Daphne
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| 140
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It was hard to understand him anyway, with that thick British accent of his.
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| 141
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But one day, it just hit me that I needed real friends, like you!
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| 142
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And poof! Just like that, he was gone.
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| 143
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0061ED50
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0061F3F5
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We could've had a tea party! It would've been great! Sherman loved tea.
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| 144
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But I don't think I would've met you if I stayed attached to Sherman.
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| 145
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So I'm glad things turned out the way it did!
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| 146
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0061ED52
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0061EEB3
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Erm ... we actually parted ways a long time ago. I kind of needed to, for me.
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Daphne
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| 147
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I thought it was best to connect with real people, like yourself! So that's why I'm here.
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She realizes parting from Sherman was bittersweet, but necessary
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| 148
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0061ED54
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0061EEC7
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That's kind of why I stopped talking to him.
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Daphne
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| 149
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I figured it was time the Inspector and I found some real friends, like you!
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| 150
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He was a good friend though. He was super smart and liked tea.
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| 151
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0061ED57
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0061EDCF
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Abracadabra, extra caps-o!
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Inspector casting a spell
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| 152
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0061EDD1
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Abracadabra, more-o food-o!
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Inspector casting a spell, like presto-change-o
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| 153
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0061ED58
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0061EDFC
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Looks like you've already got an enchantment, hero. Come back later and I'll recast it!
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Inspector
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| 154
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0061EDFD
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Okay hold still...
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Inspector
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| 155
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0061EDFE
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As a master magician, I am no stranger to the arcane. My spell can boost your overall perception, and help you find extra food and money.
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Inspector
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| 156
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0061EDFF
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I think I've already wished you good luck today.
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Daphne.
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| 157
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0061EE00
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Um...I can wish you good luck!
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Daphne
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| 158
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0061ED5A
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0061EDEE
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I got a lot of neat stuff.
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Daphne
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| 159
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0061EDEF
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Spells and incantations, for the practicing magician.
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Inspector
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| 160
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0061EDF0
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The latest in Illusion spells and magical artifacts!
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Inspector
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| 161
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0061EDF1
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All the best tools for investigating.
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Inspector
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| 162
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0061ED5E
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0061EEED
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Anyways, I'll leave the ocean Commies to you, Manta Man!
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Inspector
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| 163
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I'm not a very good swimmer, so it's probably best I fight for freedom, justice, and the right to grill hamburgers on land.
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| 164
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0061ED5F
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0061EEE2
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Good idea! Maybe next time, I can use my magic to change their faces too!
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Insepctor
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| 165
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0061ED61
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0061EECF
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Oh no, not seals! Those are the puppies of the ocean!
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Daphne, breaking character
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| 166
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But as superheroes, we've got a job to do, and can't let cuteness stand in our way!
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Inspector, reverting back to superhero mode
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| 167
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0061ED63
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0061EEEB
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But Mirelurks are scary-looking! It's way easier to shoot something if it's gross.
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| 168
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0061ED65
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0061EED6
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As a fellow American superhero, I salute you and your sacrifice.
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Inspector
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| 169
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0061ED67
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0061EEF3
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Those poor dolphins! I mean...uh...communists deserve no mercy!
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Daphne, breaking character
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| 170
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0061ED69
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0061EEDE
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But yeah, Communists or not, I don't know how you fight dolphins. They're so adorable!
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Inspector
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| 171
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0061ED6A
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0061EEC8
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The Unstoppables Issue #3! Don't tell me you've forgotten your own history!
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| 172
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0061ED6C
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0061EEE3
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I don't know, that sounds fishy.
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| 173
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Of course, you're Manta Man, so if something's fishy, you would know.
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| 174
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0061ED6E
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0061EED0
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But they aren't comics, they're history books! More importantly, it's our history! We shouldn't forget it so easily.
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Inspector
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| 175
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0061ED70
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0061EEEC
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That's good to know. Pollution isn't just bad, it's un-American!
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Inspector
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| 176
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0061ED72
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0061EED8
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Oh wow. I didn't know fish could fall victim to evil. Probably something they learned in school.
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Inspector
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| 177
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0061ED76
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0061EEC9
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That's good to hear! The criminals of Appalachia don't stand a chance against you two!
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Inspector
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| 178
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I only ask because you look kind of lonely. But I'm glad it was nothing!
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Ewwww, you guys are in love?
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I mean...as the Inspector, I should warn you, that's a sure fire way to get cooties.
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But you're a grownup, I'm sure you know what you're doing, even if it sounds kinda gross.
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Anyways, it's been a while since we got to catch up, my dark detective.
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Are you still best friends with the Mistress?
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That's too bad. You know what would cheer you up? A team-up, with your Unstoppable friend, the Inspector!
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Yeah! Bad guys and bright colors, two things that don't stand a chance against the Silver Shroud!
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Oh! Is it because I looked through your stuff?
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I was just investigating the case of a lost button. But don't worry, I solved it!
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I won't do it again!
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You're a Mistress of Mystery, with tons of secrets to hide.
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And as the Inspector, I uncover secrets, and I'm always poking around.
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Ooh, maybe I can help?
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That is, if you don't mind having me for a partner. We're natural rivals, after all.
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Oh, so you aren't gonna stay? Sigh, I figured. We're natural rivals, after all.
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Well, I'm glad we get to chat. I was worried you might not like me, given our backgrounds.
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Really? I always thought we were natural rivals.
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I'll try not to, my mysterious um...madam!
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Oof, talking like a superhero is hard. I really need to up my vocabulary if I'm gonna be an Unstoppable.
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We should be partners then!
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We could solve mysteries, make witty banter, and eat all the snacks!
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Oh, it's okay! No one expects you to be up with the times.
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I wonder if the Shroud or Mistress would know?
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But the rest of the gang isn't here.
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I think your watch might be wrong. Aren't you still using rocks to tell time?
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Oh no, are you guys fighting?
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I really hope not, I want everyone to get along.
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Anyways, when is the next Unstoppables meeting?
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Sorry if I've missed the last few.
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But fear not! I'm going to try extra hard to conjure up some cakes and tea, so everyone can make nice and we can have the best meeting ever!
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But you're my most important assistant! Although I guess you've got more of a hands-off management style than I do.
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Unless it's time to crush our enemies, then you're pretty hands on!
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I'm just regular old Daphne, but all right.
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The Inspector will be happy to consult with you. What would you like to talk about?
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Ah, but who can really know anyone?
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Especially when that person is a master of illusion and magic!
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But go ahead, ask away! But I warn you, from one detective to another, you may not like the answers you uncover!
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Very well, detective. The Inspector shall become the inspected!
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Okie-dokie. What do you want to know?
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Okay. What do you need?
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Ah, another client for the Inspector. What do you need?
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Me neither. But I'm trying to get better, I promise!
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Abracadabra, presto percept-o!
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Okie-dokie.
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All right.
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Affirmative, hero.
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Understood.
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Sure!
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Oh good! I wouldn't want you to lose your edge. It's something every crime fighter needs, besides a bag full of candy to last the night.
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A shame! Well, I hope you two work things out.
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Otherwise it's just going to be awkward around headquarters.
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Oh good! Sometimes my investigating leads me to people's things, and I go through their stuff.
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I'm glad you aren't sore about it. It was a really important case!
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Hiya.
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Hey there.
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How's it going?
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Hey, you look kind of familiar...
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Some snacks make me sleepy.
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I like bubblegum.
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I hear it's never too early to start saving. Lucky for me, I've got a few loose teeth.
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I heard the Inspector was here. I wonder if I'll meet her someday.
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If you see the Inspector, tell her I said "Hi!" and maybe give her a snack.
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For a limited time only, all inspections are half off!
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Wanna be my partner in crime-stopping?
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As superhero detectives, we'll leave no stone unturned! No cake uneaten!
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Greetings, citizen!
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The Inspector is on the case!
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Hello, fellow superhero!
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When's the next superhero meeting? I'll bring the snacks!
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The Inspector sees all and knows all! How? Deduction and magic, that's how!
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When you combine the powers of magic and deductive reasoning, nothing can stop you!
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Abracadabra, Inspect-o Change-o!
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Inspector casting a spell
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What happens when an Unstoppable force meets an immovable tummy ache? Well, right now the tummy ache would win.
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I try to sleep most of the day. Leaves more time for crime fighting at night. Not that I would know, of course. I'm just a regular old girl.
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The Inspector is unlike any other superhero. She fights crime with her brain, not her biceps.
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The Inspector tried to cast a spell once to make my imaginary friend real. But I guess there's some things that even superheroes can't do.
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Just you wait, the Inspector is coming to save the day, and the night. Me? I'm just here.
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I try to take it easy during the day. The nights are gonna be super busy.
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Sometimes I wish the Inspector would conjure me up a sandwich. But that would be against the magician's code.
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Fighting crime can be exhausting sometimes. But that's why The Unstoppables invented naps.
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Every kid needs at least three comfort toys. Maybe four if times are rough.
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A magnifying glass is technically not a toy. But the Inspector doesn't have to know I'm playing with it.
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Rabbits are pretty big. I wonder if I need a bigger hat so it can stay cozy.
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Mornings give me the eye crispies.
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Rain, rain, go away, come again another day.
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I don't like boxed foods. They taste funny.
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I wonder what I'll cook today. I guess it just depends on what we catch.
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Daphne
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I really like to read books. They're a magic spell that takes you to another place.
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Daphne
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Whenever I see a word I don't know, I write down what I think it means. It's like an investigation.
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Daphne
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I like all types of books, not just comic ones. School books, joke books, books on holotape. They're all pretty great.
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Daphne
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I brushed and flossed today. It's important to build good habits, even when you aren't feeling super.
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Daphne
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Abracadabra! Presto change-o! I turn this box of Cram into a brahmin steak dinner! Medium rare! And now we wait. Spells are pretty slow.
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Inspector
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Grognak can be hard to understand sometimes. Especially because he's usually got his mouth full.
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Inspector
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If there's a crime afoot, my detective skills will find it!
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I'm part magician, part detective, and all hero! Make way for the Inspector!
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My name? The Inspector! My mission? To uncover my past!
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I should go back to the Ux-Ron galaxy someday, visit some old friends.
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Inspector
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Pterror-Dactyls! Your reign of Pterror is over!
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Inspector
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You've given away your last bottlecap, Commie-Kazi! The Inspector is here to restore the free market!
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Cutting this line, it's way too similar to Maul's
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Your villainy ends now, Dr. Brainwash! The Inspector is on the case!
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Some people use magic for evil. Others for fun. But the Inspector uses it for justice!
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When you put a magnifying glass to things, they get super big! Especially the criminals!
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My wards should keep this place safe, but a few turrets never hurt.
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The Mistress of Mystery and I have always had a rivalry. Friendly competition, of course.
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You know what this camp needs? A full inspection! And I'm just the hero to do it.
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Inspection complete! Everything is in working order!
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I like cats. They're good at sneaky stuff. But if you need a magician's assistant, it's best to go with a rabbit.
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You should talk to the Inspector sometime. She's way more interesting than I am.
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Daphne
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Know any good card tricks? If so you should teach the Inspector. She'd really like that.
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Daphne
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I like to cook for fun. But right now I can only make teas.
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Daphne
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I like making simple fern flower tea. Why? Because it has "simple" right in the name!
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Daphne
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I really like tea, and so does the Inspector. But sometimes she drinks a Nuka-Cola, to keep her eyes and spirits up.
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Daphne
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I made a pumpkin soup the other day! Minus the pumpkin. I guess it was just soup.
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Daphne
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I wonder if you can ask Yasmin to help me with my cooking. I heard she's the greatest chef in the whole whole whole whole whole wide world!
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Daphne
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If it gets really hot, we could have a water balloon fight. But I don't throw so good.
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Daphne
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0061EE0C
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Another Inspector? But who is the real one! Find out, on this special Hubris Comics presentation of The Inspector vs. The Inspector!
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Inspector
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Grognak is the muscle. The Shroud and the Mistress are the spies. And Manta Man does ... I don't know, fish man stuff.
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Inspector
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But only the Inspector can solve the case!
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I may be a magician detective, but I still have plenty of attack spells. Water balloons, motor oil, paint bombs, the works.
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Inspector
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We should have the other Unstoppables over for the holidays. That and making Christmas albums is just what superheroes do.
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Inspector
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Wanna play the Unstoppables Board Game? It'd be good to brush up on our crime fighting techniques.
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Inspector
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I go by many names. The Enchantress of Appalachia! The Wizard of the Wasteland! The Inspector of the Uninspected! And sometimes Daphne.
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Inspector until the end, then Daphne
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Hi there! My name's Daphne. Would it be okay if we set up shop here?
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