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| 1 | - | | {Said by an attacking Medical Mr. Handy} You'll only feel a slight prick. | | |
| 2 | | {Said by an attacking Medical Mr. Handy} Shall I administer some anesthesia? | | |
| 3 | | {Said by an attacking Medical Mr. Handy} A quick bit of minor surgery and this will all be over. | | |
| 4 | | {Said by an attacking Medical Mr. Handy} Hold still, would you? | | |
| 5 | | {Said absently by a Medical Mr. Handy as they wander the halls} Drinking Nuka Cola can help satiate thirst, increase energy and focus, as well as achieve dangerous glucose levels in diabetics. | | |
| 6 | | {Said absently by a Medical Mr. Handy as they wander the halls} In 4 out of 5 diagnoses, doctors recommend a nice cup of tea and a good lie down. | | |
| 7 | | {Said absently by a Medical Mr. Handy as they wander the halls} Feeling anxious? Over stimulated? Try smoking a refreshing cigarette. Dispensers are located on most patient floors. | | |
| 8 | | {Said absently by a Medical Mr. Handy as they wander the halls} Is the missus feeling jittery and distracted? Perhaps she's suffering from what leading doctors are calling "Lady's Hysteria." | | |
| 9 | | {Said absently by a Medical Mr. Handy as they wander the halls} Gray's Anatomy states that a removed spleen can result in a modest increase in white blood cells as well as a horrific, painful death. | | |
| 10 | | {Said absently by a Medical Mr. Handy as they wander the halls} If you haven't signed up for your quarter annual colonic, why not? Ask our receptionist today! | | |
| 11 | | {Said by a Medical Mr. Handy after discovering the player} Please stand still and we shall begin the procedure. | | |
| 12 | | {Said by a Medical Mr. Handy after discovering the player} Excuse me, should you be out of your room? | | |
