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| 1 | DN083_BarneyChatter | | {Irritated / Irritated} Something I say unclear to you? | Player Default: Tell me what I'm supposed to be doing again. | A |
| 2 | Player Default: Tell me what I'm supposed to be doing again. | {Rolling eyes, speaking to himself / Irritated} God, grant me patience... | | A1a |
| 3 | | {Dumbing down explanation as if to an idiot / Irritated} It's simple. There are five terminals around town. Five, like the number of fingers you've got on one hand, ok? | | A1b |
| 4 | | {Sarcastic at the end / Irritated} Go activate them and the turrets should reboot. Turrets shoot bullets. Mirelurks are allergic to bullets. Make sense, Einstein? | | A1c |
| 5 | Player Default: Nope, I've got it. | {Get out of here, dummy! / Irritated} Then quit standing around slack-jawed and go do something! | | B1a |
| 6 | Player Default: Nope, I've got it. | {Rolling eyes, to himself / Sarcastic} Oh, this ought to be good... | Player Default: Listen, I accidentally destroyed some of your turrets, but I still think we're ok here. | B2a |
| 7 | Player Default: How about a little help, Barney? | {irritated, sarcastic / Irritated} Did I wake them all up and send them into a frenzy? No. You made your bed, now go lay in it. | | X1a |
| 8 | Player Default: Barney, what happened here? | {Grumpy, but sincere / Depressed} Well, that's a long story. You sure you want to hear it? | Player Default: Yes, I'm really interested. | Y1a |
| 9 | Player Default: Barney, what happened here? | {A little softer than usual. Thankful the player cares, but doesn't want to come off as a softie / Friendly} Yeah, thanks for listening. But don't think we're gonna start a knitting circle or anything, ok? | | Y2a |
| 10 | DN083_BarneyCrabsAttack | | {Yelling to someone far away / Puzzled} Hey, what are you doing down there? Look out, they're coming right at you! | | A1a |
| 11 | DN083_BarneyDestroyedTurrets | Player Default: Listen, I accidentally destroyed some of your turrets, but I still think we're ok here. | {Shocked, angry, this is horrible news / Angry} You did what?!? | | A1a |
| 12 | | {Loud sarcasm. They player has made a huge mistake / Sarcastic} Oh, well, I'm glad you've still got hope, sunshine! Maybe we can group hug the rest of them to death! | Barney: How many did you break? | A1b |
| 13 | Player Default: False alarm, don't worry about it. | {Unsure of player / Puzzled} You're a real weird one, you know that? | Player Default: Tell me what I'm supposed to be doing again. | B1a |
| 14 | Player Default: I took out some of the turrets... | {Shocked, terrible news, the player has really messed up / Angry} You did what?!? | Barney: How many did you break? | X1a |
| 15 | Player Default: How badly do we need those turrets? | {Quiet unbelieving tone / Disbelief} No. No way you are this stupid. | Barney: How many did you break? | Y1a |
| 16 | Player Default: Oh, well, I'm glad you've still got hope, sunshine! Maybe we can group hug the rest of them to death! | {Angry, irritated / Irritated} How many did you break? | Player Default: Look, I don't see what the problem is here. You've still got Reba. | A1a |
| 17 | Player Default: Look, I don't see what the problem is here. You've still got Reba. | {Angry sarcasm / Sarcastic} Nice sentiment, but she can't be in every place at the same time! Those turrets were in strategic locations so Reba and I can stay home most days! | Barney: The good news is the turrets may be down but the targeting system should still be up. So your mission technically remains the same. | A1a |
| 18 | Player Default: Whatever, I'll just kill them all myself. | {Sarcasm / Sarcastic} That's a real great plan there until one of them eats you and it's down to just me again. | Barney: The good news is the turrets may be down but the targeting system should still be up. So your mission technically remains the same. | B1a |
| 19 | Player Default: Just a few. | {Sarcastic like crazy / Sarcastic} Just a few, he says. "No big deal," he says. | Barney: The good news is the turrets may be down but the targeting system should still be up. So your mission technically remains the same. | X1a |
| 20 | Player Default: Just a few. | {Sarcastic like crazy / Sarcastic} Just a few, she says. "No big deal," she says. | Barney: The good news is the turrets may be down but the targeting system should still be up. So your mission technically remains the same. | X2a |
| 21 | Player Default: Just a few. | {Furious irritation / Angry} All of them?!? Are you kidding me? Are you even trying to help me here? Are you some sort of mirelurk spy in disguise or something?!? | | X3a |
| 22 | | {Talking to himself, calming himself down / Irritated} Ok, Barney, calm down. Remember your blood pressure. Breathe. | Barney: The good news is the turrets may be down but the targeting system should still be up. So your mission technically remains the same. | X3b |
| 23 | Player Default: Look, can we still do this if some of them are down? | {Irritated / Sarcastic} Yeah, but I'm not sure I trust someone as dumb as you to do it anymore. | Barney: The good news is the turrets may be down but the targeting system should still be up. So your mission technically remains the same. | Y1a |
| 24 | Player Default: Nice sentiment, but she can't be in every place at the same time! Those turrets were in strategic locations so Reba and I can stay home most days! | {Grumpy, but a small silver lining has appeared / Irritated} The good news is the turrets may be down but the targeting system should still be up. So your mission technically remains the same. | | A1a |
| 25 | | {Irritated} Turn on all of the terminals and when I get time to fix your mistakes, those turrets should be ready to go. | | A1b |
| 26 | | {Irritated} So get back out there and try not to do something else stupid, ok? Like burn down the whole town. | | A1c |
| 27 | DN083_BarneyNewEnd | | {Happy, jubilant, almost a first for Barney / Happy} You did it, didn't you? Ha, I could hear that sweet, sweet machine gun music all the way down here! You almost caught me and Reba mid-waltz. | Player Default: No problem, Barney. Glad to be of service. | A |
| 28 | Player Default: No problem, Barney. Glad to be of service. | {Friendly, sincere / Friendly} Well, Reba and I appreciate it. We won't soon forget you. | Barney: Now, about that reward... | A1a |
| 29 | Player Default: Great, now I'm covered in crab guts. | {Friendly sarcasm. Barney is now friendly with the player, but he still makes jabs / Friendly} Yeah, and you smell like a fishmarket. Phew! | Barney: Now, about that reward... | B1a |
| 30 | Player Default: I'm glad that's over with. | {Friendly and happy / Friendly} You and me and Reba makes three, my friend. Hopefully those turrets will keep them off my ass for a while. | Barney: Now, about that reward... | X1a |
| 31 | Player Default: Is that it? Will they come back? | {Friendly / Confident} They might, but they'll have something to think about if they do. | Barney: Now, about that reward... | Y1a |
| 32 | Player Default: Well, Reba and I appreciate it. We won't soon forget you. | {happy / Neutral} Now, about that reward... | Barney: Here's a key to my workshop in the Bunker. Reba II should be sitting on the table in there. I'd say you've earned her. | A1a |
| 33 | Barney: Now, about that reward... | {Happy with the player / Relieved} Here's a key to my workshop in the Bunker. Reba II should be sitting on the table in there. I'd say you've earned her. | | A1a |
| 34 | | {Proud of himself / Friendly} Now, if you'll excuse me, I believe today is earmarked for some target practice. The Salem Volunteer Militia never rests! | | A1b |
| 35 | DN083_BarneyRunsToBunker | | {Yelling to someone below him / Surprised} Are you crazy? Get out of the street before any more of them catch wind of you! | Barney: Look, I'll open the gate and you get in here quick! I'm gonna let you in the bunker. Don't make me regret this. | A1a |
| 36 | Barney: Are you crazy? Get out of the street before any more of them catch wind of you! | {Irritated} Look, I'll open the gate and you get in here quick! I'm gonna let you in the bunker. Don't make me regret this. | | A1a |
| 37 | DN083_BarneySalemStory | Player Default: Yes, I'm really interested. | {neutral / Sad} Ok, I guess I've got a minute. | Barney: My family's lived in this town going back generations. Far as I can tell, we've been here as long as it has. | A1a |
| 38 | Player Default: On second thought, never mind. | {Going back to cranky, all business Barney / Stern} Right. No time for reminiscing when there's work to be done. | Player Default: Tell me what I'm supposed to be doing again. | B1a |
| 39 | Player Default: Only if you want to, Barney. | {Opening up a bit to the player for once / Neutral} Yeah, I'll tell you. It'll do me some good to get this off my chest. | Barney: My family's lived in this town going back generations. Far as I can tell, we've been here as long as it has. | X1a |
| 40 | Player Default: Barney, are you ok? | {Starting to think sadly of the past / Sad} Yeah, I'm fine. It's just... | Barney: My family's lived in this town going back generations. Far as I can tell, we've been here as long as it has. | Y1a |
| 41 | Player Default: Ok, I guess I've got a minute. | {Reminiscing an old story to the player / Somber} My family's lived in this town going back generations. Far as I can tell, we've been here as long as it has. | | A1a |
| 42 | | {Reminiscing a little proud / Somber} Even after the bombs dropped, my folks worked hard to keep the town together and drive out any threats. | | A1b |
| 43 | | {Proud then a little irritated / Somber} We did such a good job that before I was even born, this place was one of the safest towns in the commonwealth. And soon everyone forgot how to be cautious. | | A1c |
| 44 | | {Upset no one would listen to him / Irritated} I begged the town council to let me train the militia, to teach the citizens how to shoot and fend for themselves. But they thought I was just paranoid. | | A1d |
| 45 | | {He was so sure, but no one listened / Somber} I knew something was coming, I just didn't know what. And when the mirelurks started rising out of the ocean, no one was ready. | | A1e |
| 46 | | {Sad he couldn't do more to help / Apologetic} I saved as many as I could, sniping crabbies from my roost upstairs. But for every one I saved, three were goners. | | A1f |
| 47 | | {Determined, the problems of the past won't happen again / Stern} That was a couple of year ago. Ever since then, I've vowed to protect this town, and I don't plan on breaking that vow. | Player Default: People will come back, Barney. | A1g |
| 48 | Player Default: People will come back, Barney. | {hopeful, but sad / Friendly} Yeah, I hope so, too. | Barney: All right, enough chit chat. You've got a job to do, so go do it! | A1a |
| 49 | Player Default: I think you might want to consider moving on, Barney. | {Kind of realizing this for the first time himself / Somber} No, I don't think I will. Even if no one comes back, I can't imagine living any place else. | Barney: All right, enough chit chat. You've got a job to do, so go do it! | B1a |
| 50 | Player Default: First we have to get rid of all the mirelurks. | {snapping out of reminiscing / Stern} You're right, gotta keep my mind on the job | Barney: All right, enough chit chat. You've got a job to do, so go do it! | X1a |
| 51 | Player Default: What'll you do now? | {Coming to a conclusion / Somber} I figure the last Rook will die here, whether it's in the belly of one of those crabs, or in my bed many years from now. | Barney: All right, enough chit chat. You've got a job to do, so go do it! | Y1a |
| 52 | Player Default: Yeah, I hope so, too. | {Back to military, no nonsense Barney / Stern} All right, enough chit chat. You've got a job to do, so go do it! | | A1a |
| 53 | DN083_BarneyStart | | {Happy} Ha ha! Take that! | | A2a |
| 54 | | {Yelling at someone below} You picked the wrong day to tick me off! | | A3a |
| 55 | | {Happy} I ain't running out of ammo anytime soon, crabby! | | A4a |
| 56 | | {Happy} Woo! Gotcha, didn't I? | | A5a |
| 57 | | {Happy} It's going to take a lot more than some big fish to scare me! | | A6a |
| 58 | | {Happy} Woo! Yeah! | | A7a |
| 59 | DN083_BarneyStartQuest | | {As if he's talking to an idiot / Irritated} Son, did someone drop you on your head as a baby, or did you have to work to get this stupid? | Player Default: That was stupid of me, I know. I wasn't thinking. | A |
| 60 | | {As if he's talking to an idiot / Irritated} Lady, did someone drop you on your head as a baby, or did you have to work to get this stupid? | Player Default: That was stupid of me, I know. I wasn't thinking. | A |
| 61 | Player Default: I'm sorry if I caused any trouble. | {A little apologetic / Apologetic} Listen, don't let an old codger like me scare you. I'm old and I'm cranky and I haven't had a guest in months. | Barney: Barney Rook, commander of the Salem Volunteer Militia, at your service. I'm also the quartermaster, sergeant at arms, and scribe for all official meetings. | A1a |
| 62 | Player Default: I don't have time for this... | {scolding / Irritated} Well, you're about to make some time! I saved your sorry butt, the least you can do is keep me company for five stinking minutes! | Barney: Barney Rook, commander of the Salem Volunteer Militia, at your service. I'm also the quartermaster, sergeant at arms, and scribe for all official meetings. | B1a |
| 63 | Player Default: You seem busy. I can show myself out. | {As if he's talking to an idiot / Puzzled} Where? Back out there? Why not just ring the dinner bell and serve yourself up on a plate? No, better to stay in here for a little while, at least. | Barney: Barney Rook, commander of the Salem Volunteer Militia, at your service. I'm also the quartermaster, sergeant at arms, and scribe for all official meetings. | X1a |
| 64 | Player Default: Who's Reba? Are you talking about your gun? | {Proud of his gun / Impressed} She's not just a gun! She's top of the line, best gun in the Commonwealth. Made her with my own two hands. Oh, where are my manners? Introductions! | Barney: Barney Rook, commander of the Salem Volunteer Militia, at your service. I'm also the quartermaster, sergeant at arms, and scribe for all official meetings. | Y1a |
| 65 | Player Default: Listen, don't let an old codger like me scare you. I'm old and I'm cranky and I haven't had a guest in months. | {Saluting and proud / Confident} Barney Rook, commander of the Salem Volunteer Militia, at your service. I'm also the quartermaster, sergeant at arms, and scribe for all official meetings. | | A1a |
| 66 | | {Proud / Impressed} This here is Reba. But you two already met when she saved your life. | Player Default: Thank you, Reba. And thank you, Barney. | A1b |
| 67 | Player Default: Thank you, Reba. And thank you, Barney. | {Polite / Neutral} No thanks needed, sir. The Salem Volunteer Militia is at the service of the people of the Commonwealth. Duty is its own reward. | | A1a |
| 68 | | {an added aside / Friendly} Reba says you're welcome. | Barney: Now, I'd love to sit here gabbing all day like a couple of house wives, but we've got some work to do. And by we, I most definitely mean you. | A1b |
| 69 | Player Default: Thank you, Reba. And thank you, Barney. | {Polite / Confident} No thanks needed, ma'am. The Salem Volunteer Militia is at the service of the people of the Commonwealth. Duty is its own reward. | | A2a |
| 70 | | {proud of reba / Friendly} Reba says you're welcome. | Barney: Now, I'd love to sit here gabbing all day like a couple of house wives, but we've got some work to do. And by we, I most definitely mean you. | A2b |
| 71 | Player Default: Just two of you? Have you considered a membership drive? | {sarcastic / Irritated} Oh, look, Reba. A comedian. Laugh all you want, but remember the last person that scoffed at the S.V.M. is crab stool. | Barney: Now, I'd love to sit here gabbing all day like a couple of house wives, but we've got some work to do. And by we, I most definitely mean you. | B1a |
| 72 | Player Default: You two have got your work cut out for you. | {thinking of the past / Stern} It was a lot easier when it wasn't just the two of us. | | X1a |
| 73 | | {militaristic / Confident} The S.V.M. remains vigilant, despite overwhelming odds against us. | Barney: Now, I'd love to sit here gabbing all day like a couple of house wives, but we've got some work to do. And by we, I most definitely mean you. | X1b |
| 74 | Player Default: Is it just the two of you? Where is everyone else? | {Thinking of the past / Somber} Wasn't always just two of us... | Barney: Now, I'd love to sit here gabbing all day like a couple of house wives, but we've got some work to do. And by we, I most definitely mean you. | Y1a |
| 75 | Player Default: Reba says you're welcome. | {Down to business / Irritated} Now, I'd love to sit here gabbing all day like a couple of house wives, but we've got some work to do. And by we, I most definitely mean you. | | A1a |
| 76 | | {down to business / Stern} Before you showed up, the Mirelurks had been mostly quiet. And those that were a problem were quickly dispatched by my turret defense system. | | A1b |
| 77 | | {Down to business / Neutral} Since things had been quiet lately, I took the turrets offline to conserve ammunition. Obviously, they need to be reactivated. | | A1c |
| 78 | | {all about the mission / Stern} And that's your mission, soldier. I'm going to continue to hold down the home front while you go reactivate the turrets. | Player Default: Sounds good. | A1d |
| 79 | Player Default: Sounds good. | {Proud of himself / Irritated} Of course it sounds good, I'm a tactical genius. Smartest man in town, as a matter of fact. | Barney: The turrets should be easy enough to find. They're up high in strategic locations around town. | A1a |
| 80 | Player Default: What if I say no? | {Scolding / Sarcastic} Well, then I'll go take care of them myself, grow older and crankier, and if I ever see you again, I'll put a bullet in your ass. | Barney: The turrets should be easy enough to find. They're up high in strategic locations around town. | B1a |
| 81 | Player Default: What's in it for me? | {Revealing a secret he's hiding from "someone in the room" / Conspiratorial} Look, don't tell Reba, but I've been working on a sister for her in my spare time. I'm thinking of calling her "Reba II." She's in the back room. | | X1a |
| 82 | | {a little conspiratorial / Friendly} She's not as tough as her older sister, but she's all yours if you help me out. Reba would probably get jealous anyway. | Barney: The turrets should be easy enough to find. They're up high in strategic locations around town. | X1b |
| 83 | Player Default: What's in it for me? | {Negotiating / Question} Ok, how about I throw in 200 caps? That starting to sound good to you? | Barney: The turrets should be easy enough to find. They're up high in strategic locations around town. | X2a |
| 84 | Player Default: What's in it for me? | {Negotiating / Stern} More of a mercenary than a soldier, I see. How does 400 caps sound? Not like I have to save for Christmas presents anymore. | Barney: The turrets should be easy enough to find. They're up high in strategic locations around town. | X3a |
| 85 | Player Default: What's in it for me? | {Negotiations have failed, he's not having any crap from the player / Irritated} I'm sorry if you were under the impression that this was some sort of negotiation, but I'm afraid you were mistaken. | Barney: The turrets should be easy enough to find. They're up high in strategic locations around town. | X4a |
| 86 | Player Default: What's in it for me? | {business only / Neutral} Nothing to think about, this is your assignment. Take it or leave it. | Barney: The turrets should be easy enough to find. They're up high in strategic locations around town. | X5a |
| 87 | Player Default: What do I need to do again? | {Neutral} I'll show you where the turrets are, you go reactivate them, they start serving up the mirelurks some hot lead. | Barney: The turrets should be easy enough to find. They're up high in strategic locations around town. | Y1a |
| 88 | Player Default: Of course it sounds good, I'm a tactical genius. Smartest man in town, as a matter of fact. | {stating the mission / Stern} The turrets should be easy enough to find. They're up high in strategic locations around town. | | A1a |
| 89 | | {advising caution / Stern} Just be careful. All your noise probably woke up more crabbies and other mirelurks. The town could be crawling with them by now. | | A1b |
| 90 | Player Default: That was stupid of me, I know. I wasn't thinking. | {As if he's talking to an idiot / Irritated} No kidding, you weren't thinking. Wandering around like some aimless child, looking for their lost balloon. | Barney: Luckily, I've got Reba here to help me crack those crabs wide open. Isn't that right, girl? | A1a |
| 91 | Player Default: I could have handled myself. | {As if he's talking to an idiot / Sarcastic} Oh, I saw how you handle yourself. Froze on the spot, like a deer in headlights. | | B1a |
| 92 | | {Scolding the player / Mayor} If it weren't for me, you would've been cut up like a paper doll. | Barney: Luckily, I've got Reba here to help me crack those crabs wide open. Isn't that right, girl? | B1b |
| 93 | Player Default: This place seemed empty. I thought everything was ok. | {As if he's talking to an idiot / Disbelief} Ok? Do you go walking into every empty town you come across assuming everything is going to be "OK?" It's amazing that you're not a corpse already! | Barney: Luckily, I've got Reba here to help me crack those crabs wide open. Isn't that right, girl? | X1a |
| 94 | Player Default: What the hell were those things? | {Can't believe it / Disbelief} What, you've never seen a Mirelurk before? You must have lived a charmed life up until now. | | Y1a |
| 95 | | {Informing the player about something he hates / Irritated} Mirelurks are disgusting creatures that live near the water. Some of them look like walking fish men. Others, like big, butt ugly lobsters. | | Y1b |
| 96 | | {informative / Concerned} The ones outside, the crabby looking ones. Those S.O.B's are hard to kill, on account of the armor you saw. | Barney: Luckily, I've got Reba here to help me crack those crabs wide open. Isn't that right, girl? | Y1c |
| 97 | Player Default: No kidding, you weren't thinking. Wandering around like some aimless child, looking for their lost balloon. | {Very proud of Reba, his gun whom he treats like a person / Confident} Luckily, I've got Reba here to help me crack those crabs wide open. Isn't that right, girl? | Player Default: I'm sorry if I caused any trouble. | A1a |
| 98 | - | | {Angry} A traitor in our midst! Get him, Reba! | | |
| 99 | | {Irritated} Quit digging around in my pockets and be serious. | | |
| 100 | | {Irritated} I appreciate your enthusiasm, but this isn't necessarily a covert mission. | | |
| 101 | | {Irritated} Now, now. You stay out of there. | | |
| 102 | | {Stern} No time for chatter. | | |
| 103 | | {Stern} The mission comes first. Get going. | | |
