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| 1 | PhilAlignmentAHS-1 | | {AHS-1 is said "AHS one" without the dash. / Question} Our newest member. Welcome AHS-1. Are you ready to do battle with your neurodynes? | Phil: We ask for a modest commitment of 100 caps for this alignment. | A |
| 2 | Player Default: No, not yet. I'll come back later. | {Happy} You have just begun your journey toward enlightenment and true happiness. | | B1a |
| 3 | | {Stern} Don't give up on it now. Come back soon. | | B1b |
| 4 | Player Default: I thought we were friends? You wouldn't charge a friend, would you? | {Puzzled} I suppose we are friends. Okay, but this is the last time. | | X1a |
| 5 | | {Confident} Sit in the zeta aligner. | | X1b |
| 6 | Player Default: I thought we were friends? You wouldn't charge a friend, would you? | {Apologetic} I'm afraid I must insist. | | X2a |
| 7 | | {Question} You do want to free your mind and find greater happiness, don't you? | Player Default: I am ready. | X2b |
| 8 | Player Default: What exactly do neurodynes do? | {Confident} The human mind has unlimited potential. | | Y1a |
| 9 | | {Apologetic} But neurodynes prevent us from reaching it. | | Y1b |
| 10 | | {Confident} The zeta radiation we administer in an alignment will destroy some of them. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y1c |
| 11 | Player Default: What exactly do neurodynes do? | {Friendly} The spirits of the dead are constantly trying to influence us. | | Y2a |
| 12 | | {Friendly} They reach into our brains and alter our chemistry to create neurodynes. | | Y2b |
| 13 | | {Friendly} Zeta radiation destroys some of the neurodynes and drives the spirits away, but only for a short time. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y2c |
| 14 | MaleEvenToned: Our newest member. Welcome AHS-1. Are you ready to do battle with your neurodynes? | {Apologetic} We ask for a modest commitment of 100 caps for this alignment. | | A1a |
| 15 | | {Apologetic} You'll take a bit more rads than last time, so make sure you are healthy before taking this alignment. | Player Default: I am ready. | A1b |
| 16 | PhilAlignmentAHS-2 | | {AHS-2 is said "AHS two" without the dash. / Impressed} You are doing well AHS-2. In your last alignment I saw unhealthy attachments to suppressors. | Phil: Very difficult to treat. However, you'll only need to donate 250 caps. | A |
| 17 | MaleEvenToned: You are doing well AHS-2. In your last alignment I saw unhealthy attachments to suppressors. | {Concerned} Very difficult to treat. However, you'll only need to donate 250 caps. | | A1a |
| 18 | | {Apologetic} Of course the rad dosage is a bit higher too. | Player Default: I am ready. | A1b |
| 19 | Player Default: No, not yet. I'll come back later. | {Confident} I worry about the influence of those suppressors. Don't wait too long. | | B1a |
| 20 | Player Default: What are suppressors? | {Concerned} Those are the people in your life that are suppressing your talents and abilities. | | Y1a |
| 21 | | {Apologetic} They are riddled with neurodynes like you used to be. | | Y1b |
| 22 | | {Concerned} Their brain waves can trigger excess neurodyne activity in you. | | Y1c |
| 23 | | {Concerned} I strongly recommend you avoid them. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y1d |
| 24 | Player Default: What are suppressors? | {Concerned} Almost everyone in the Commonwealth is a suppressor, but some are worse than others. | | Y2a |
| 25 | | {Worried} Anyone that tried to convince you of the rightness of their cause is almost certainly a suppressor. | | Y2b |
| 26 | | {Concerned} We usually recommend limiting your contact with people who are not hubologists. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y2c |
| 27 | PhilAlignmentAHS-3 | | {AHS-3 is said "AHS three" without the dash. / Stern} Welcome back AHS-3. It is time for a fresh alignment. | Phil: We'll be treating more deeply rooted neurodynes. You'll need to donate 500 caps. | A |
| 28 | MaleEvenToned: Welcome back AHS-3. It is time for a fresh alignment. | {Concerned} We'll be treating more deeply rooted neurodynes. You'll need to donate 500 caps. | | A1a |
| 29 | | {Apologetic} The radiation is also strong, so make sure your rads are low. | Player Default: I am ready. | A1b |
| 30 | Player Default: No, not yet. I'll come back later. | {Worried} You are only an AHS-3. You are still highly susceptible to suppressors. Please be careful out there. | | B1a |
| 31 | Player Default: How many more alignments do I need? | {Concerned} It's hard to say. Probably until The Hub's grand plan begins. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y1a |
| 32 | Player Default: How many more alignments do I need? | {Apologetic} The details are restricted to AHS-6 and above. | | Y2a |
| 33 | | {Awed} But I can tell you that it will end the need for alignments. We will be forever protected from the neurodynes of malignant spirits. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y2b |
| 34 | PhilAlignmentAHS-4 | | {AHS-4 is said "AHS four" without the dash. / Impressed} It's good to see you AHS-4. You are progressing quickly. | Phil: I'm sure the Star Father is impressed. | A |
| 35 | MaleEvenToned: It's good to see you AHS-4. You are progressing quickly. | {Happy} I'm sure the Star Father is impressed. | | A1a |
| 36 | | {Apologetic} We need to probe deeper, and you will have to take more rads. | | A1b |
| 37 | | {Confident} It will take a donation of 1000 caps for this alignment. | Player Default: I am ready. | A1c |
| 38 | Player Default: No, not yet. I'll come back later. | {Worried} You are doing so well! It breaks my heart to see you so close to true enlightenment only to be distracted. Come back soon. | | B1a |
| 39 | Player Default: Who is this Star Father? | {Awed} Our founder, The Hub, made contact with the Star Father long ago. | | Y1a |
| 40 | | {Awed} He lives on the distant planet Quetzal in the constellation of Zyphus. | | Y1b |
| 41 | | {Awed} He is the source of all enlightenment through the alignments he taught The Hub. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y1c |
| 42 | Player Default: Who is this Star Father? | {Confident} The tools are manmade, but the process is a gift from the Star Father through his prophet, The Hub. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y2a |
| 43 | PhilAlignmentAHS-5 | | {AHS-5 is said "AHS five" without the dash. / Surprised} Is it time for another alignment already AHS-5? | Phil: You are about to be blessed by the Star Father. | A |
| 44 | MaleEvenToned: Is it time for another alignment already AHS-5? | {Awed} You are about to be blessed by the Star Father. | | A1a |
| 45 | | {Irritated} Although if it were up to me, you would wait. You are rising too quickly. | | A1b |
| 46 | | {Stern} This is an even deeper probe with even more rads than last time. A donation of 2500 caps will cover it. | Player Default: I am ready. | A1c |
| 47 | Player Default: No, not yet. I'll come back later. | {Worried} If you must wait, wait here with us. | | B1a |
| 48 | | {Worried} The outside world will bring you into contact with suppressive influences. | | B1b |
| 49 | | {Worried} I'd hate to undo all the work we've accomplished so far. | | B1c |
| 50 | Player Default: Can you tell me more about the Star Father? | {Awed} He is the source of life on Earth. We are all his descendants. | | Y1a |
| 51 | | {Sad} But we have lost our way, led astray by the neurodynes. | | Y1b |
| 52 | | {Awed} But that will all end with The Hub's grand plan. | | Y1c |
| 53 | Player Default: Can you tell me more about the Star Father? | {Apologetic} You are not ready for that mystery yet AHS-5. Maybe next time. | | Y2a |
| 54 | | {Awed} But rest assured, The Hub received guidance from the Star Father. | | Y2b |
| 55 | | {Confident} We all have a place in his grand plan. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y2c |
| 56 | PhilAlignmentAHS-6 | | {AHS-6 is said "AHS six" without the dash. / Surprised} Back already AHS-6? | Phil: I've told Dara that you are rising too quickly. Even Cleansed didn't promote this quickly. | A |
| 57 | MaleEvenToned: Back already AHS-6? | {Irritated} I've told Dara that you are rising too quickly. Even Cleansed didn't promote this quickly. | | A1a |
| 58 | | {Irritated} He's been working for months to save enough caps for his next alignment. | | A1b |
| 59 | | {Confident} But I'm sure you won't have any problems donating 5000 caps. | Player Default: I am ready. | A1c |
| 60 | Player Default: I am ready. | {Neutral} Then please sit in the Zeta Aligner. | | A1a |
| 61 | Player Default: I am ready. | {Apologetic} This isn't enough. Come back when you have the caps. | | A2a |
| 62 | Player Default: No, not yet. I'll come back later. | {Worried} You risk undoing all of your hard work so far. | | B1a |
| 63 | | {Worried} Just stay away from suppressors and don't wait too long for your next alignment. | | B1b |
| 64 | Player Default: More caps? You're all a bunch of nutjobs if you think I'm paying that. I quit. | {Disgust} You are no better than the other tainted minds. You are destined to be nothing but rim meat. | | X1a |
| 65 | Player Default: Can you tell me about The Hub's plan now? | {Happy} Now that you are AHS-6, you are ready. | | Y1a |
| 66 | | {Awed} The Hub persuaded the Star Father to let the true faithful live with him on the planet Quetzal. | | Y1b |
| 67 | | {Awed} We need to show our devotion by constantly fighting the influences of the neurodynes and suppressors. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y1c |
| 68 | Player Default: Can you tell me about The Hub's plan now? | {Awed} In a spaceship of course. | | Y2a |
| 69 | | {Awed} The Star Father provided the co-ordinates of Quetzal to The Hub. | | Y2b |
| 70 | | {Confident} But it's up to us to provide the means. Our hard work shows our commitment to him and our worthiness to sit by his side. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y2c |
| 71 | PhilAlignmentAHS-7 | MaleEvenToned: I cannot help you. | {Apologetic} Dara has said your treatment must wait until we have achieved our goal. | | A1a |
| 72 | | {Apologetic} Once we have control of the junkyard you can receive another alignment. | | A1b |
| 73 | MaleEvenToned: I cannot help you. | {Irritated} It's taken me years to master the rank of AHS-7. | | A2a |
| 74 | | {Angry} Yet Dara refuses to promote me. Me! Her most loyal follower. | | A2b |
| 75 | | {Disgust} But you. You come in here and she fawns all over you. | | A2c |
| 76 | | {Depressed} She's going to replace me, I know it. Go on. Go to Dara. Only she can promote you to AHS-8. | | A2d |
| 77 | PhilAlignmentUnitiated | | {Question} Are you ready to throw off the shackles of your neurodynes? | Phil: Hubology takes commitment. A small donation of 50 caps shows your commitment to self-improvement. | A |
| 78 | Player Default: No, not yet. I'll come back later. | {Big sigh before speaking. / Worried} If you let it go on too long, the neurodynes will just build up in you mind, clouding your abilities. | | B1a |
| 79 | Player Default: Isn't the first one supposed to be free? | {Thinking} I suppose I can do that. | | X1a |
| 80 | | {Confident} Have a seat in the Zeta Aligner. | | X1b |
| 81 | Player Default: Isn't the first one supposed to be free? | {Irritated} That would not show the proper commitment on your part. | Player Default: I am ready. | X2a |
| 82 | Player Default: What are neurodynes? | {Concerned} Neurodynes build up in your brain, clouding your ability to think. | | Y1a |
| 83 | | {Happy} After an alignment, you will think more clearly and be happier. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y1b |
| 84 | Player Default: What are neurodynes? | {Confident} You are strapped into the chair and your central nervous system is pumped full of zeta radiation. | | Y2a |
| 85 | | {Confident} This destroys some of the neurodynes. However, over time, they will build up again without further treatment. | Player Default: I am ready. | Y2b |
| 86 | MaleEvenToned: Are you ready to throw off the shackles of your neurodynes? | {Stern} Hubology takes commitment. A small donation of 50 caps shows your commitment to self-improvement. | | A1a |
| 87 | | {Stern} You will take some rads during the procedure, so make sure you are healthy before starting. | Player Default: I am ready. | A1b |
| 88 | PhilDoAlignment | | {Confident} Let me start up the zeta rays. | Phil: Okay, locking onto the neurodynes. | A1a |
| 89 | Phil: Let me start up the zeta rays. | {Confident} Okay, locking onto the neurodynes. | | A1a |
| 90 | | {Concerned} There are so many of them! What have you been doing? | Phil: Good. The zeta rays are withering them. | A1b |
| 91 | Phil: Let me start up the zeta rays. | {Confident} Locking onto the neurodynes. | | A2a |
| 92 | | {Concerned} You seem to have gathered almost as many as I removed before. | Phil: Good. The zeta rays are withering them. | A2b |
| 93 | Phil: Let me start up the zeta rays. | {Confident} Neurodynes are locked. | Phil: Good. The zeta rays are withering them. | A3a |
| 94 | Phil: There are so many of them! What have you been doing? | {Happy} Good. The zeta rays are withering them. | | A1a |
| 95 | | {Apologetic} Well, some of them at least. | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | A1b |
| 96 | Phil: There are so many of them! What have you been doing? | {Concerned} You really should be more careful about the company you keep. | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | A2a |
| 97 | Phil: There are so many of them! What have you been doing? | {Happy} The zeta rays are destroying them. | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | A3a |
| 98 | Phil: There are so many of them! What have you been doing? | {Happy} I like watching them squirm and die. | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | A4a |
| 99 | Phil: There are so many of them! What have you been doing? | {Concerned} These are more active than normal. | | A5a |
| 100 | | {Relieved} There they go. All gone now. | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | A5b |
| 101 | Phil: There are so many of them! What have you been doing? | {Happy} 25 percent... 50 percent... 75 percent... gone. | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | A6a |
| 102 | Phil: There are so many of them! What have you been doing? | {Happy} They're trying to hide. They know the end is near. There. Gone. | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | A7a |
| 103 | Phil: Well, some of them at least. | {Happy} And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | Phil: Congratulations! You are now an AHS-1. | A1a |
| 104 | Phil: Well, some of them at least. | {Happy} The process is complete. You are doing quite well. | Phil: Congratulations! You are now an AHS-1. | A2a |
| 105 | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | {Happy} Congratulations! You are now an AHS-1. | | A1a |
| 106 | | {Conspiratorial} That stands for Aligned Hub Seeker. You have taken the first step in a long journey. | | A1b |
| 107 | | {Happy} Here are your robes. | | A1c |
| 108 | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | {Impressed} Well done, AHS-2. Of course you'll need more treatments. | | A2a |
| 109 | | {Concerned} Neurodynes build up with exposure to infected people. | | A2b |
| 110 | | {Concerned} That's why we recommend only interacting with other hubologists. | | A2c |
| 111 | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | {Impressed} You are now officially an AHS-3. Congratulations! | | A3a |
| 112 | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | {Impressed} A newly minted AHS-4. I remember when I made that rank. | | A4a |
| 113 | | {Happy} Good times. Good times. | | A4b |
| 114 | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | {Impressed} You're doing quite well AHS-5. I've rarely seen anyone progress this quickly. | | A5a |
| 115 | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | {Stern} AHS-6 is a rank with many responsibilities and privileges. | | A6a |
| 116 | | {Irritated} Someday Dara will let us know what they are. | | A6b |
| 117 | Phil: And we're done. For now. You'll need many more treatments. | {Impressed} You've made it to AHS-7! Very impressive. | | A7a |
| 118 | | {Irritated} I am also an AHS-7. Although by now I should be an AHS-8. | | A7b |
| 119 | | {Irritated} Dara is dragging her feet with my promotion. | | A7c |
| 120 | - | | {Angry} For the Hub! | | |
| 121 | | {Angry} The rim will grind you down! | | |
| 122 | | {Angry} The wheel will roll over you! | | |
| 123 | | {Confident} If you need an alignment, you know where to find me. | | |
| 124 | | {Apologetic} I cannot help you. | | |
