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1 | - | | Minions! Scatter! | | |
2 | | Beware, my minions! | | |
3 | | Minions! Evasive action, now! | | |
4 | | Minions! Protecting me is your highest priority! | | |
5 | | To me, my metal minions! | | |
6 | | Minions! Flank them! | | |
7 | | Minions, find a way to get behind them! | | |
8 | | Frontal assault is not the best option here, my minions. | | |
9 | | Minions! Forward! | | |
10 | | Charge, my minions! For the Mechanist! | | |
11 | | Forward, my metal minions! | | |
12 | | Minions! Take cover! | | |
13 | | Find cover, my minions! | | |
14 | | We will all be destroyed if we don't find cover! | | |
15 | | Minions! Suppress that fire! | | |
16 | | Minions, keep his head down while I deal with him. | | |
17 | | Minions, keep her head down while I deal with her. | | |
18 | | Concentrate fire over there! | | |
19 | | The Mechanist's orders leave no room for mercy. | | |
20 | | So much to do. | | |
21 | | The Mechanist will be pleased with my progress. | | |
22 | | Who else needs my help? | | |
23 | | I hope I find someone else to assist soon. | | |
24 | | The Mechanist has sent me to help. | | |
25 | | I'm really glad we could avoid any unpleasantness. | | |
26 | | If that's the way you want it. | | |
27 | | Let's get... intimate. | | |
28 | | I'd really prefer you don't bleed on me. | | |
29 | | I can see the fear in your eyes. It's very unsettling. | | |
30 | | You know, I'm just as capable at killing you up close. | | |
31 | | {Needs to be edited in audio to trail off/malfunction} Tell the Mechanist I did my best... | | |
32 | | Oh. Oh my. | | |
33 | | Well now. That's unfortunate. | | |
34 | | {Needs to be edited in audio to trail off/malfunction} And now I die... | | |
35 | | Picking my pocket? Silly dear - I don't have pockets. | | |
36 | | Nobody likes a thief. | | |
37 | | My my. Sticky fingers, is it? | | |
38 | | You always take things that aren't yours? | | |
39 | | Minions, destroy him! | | |
40 | | Minions, destroy her! | | |
41 | | Trust me, this is for the best. | | |
42 | | The Mechanist has ordered me to clean up the Commonwealth. | | |
43 | | Don't let any of them get away. It will just prolong the agony. | | |
44 | | I'm just carrying out my orders. I'm sure you understand. | | |
45 | | The Mechanist has sent us to protect the Commonwealth. | | |
46 | | The best way to protect you is to destroy you. I promise, it all makes perfect sense. | | |
47 | | Sorry, but the Mechanist's orders require your destruction. | | |
48 | | I normally abhor violence. But you've forced my hand. | | |
49 | | You could run. I am trying to kill you, you know... | | |
50 | | Please believe me when I say I'm not enjoying this. | | |
51 | | I calculate your chance of success to be... Well, I don't want to be morbid. | | |
52 | | I'm not programmed to fail, just so you know... | | |
53 | | They could have programmed me to love, to forgive. But noooooo. | | |
54 | | I'm sorry, but my programming requires that I try to kill you. Nothing personal. | | |
55 | | I hope we can still be friends when this is all over. | | |
56 | | I'll miss you. | | |
57 | | Don't let the alluring voice fool you. I'm a lethal killing machine. | | |
58 | | I'm a much better tactician than you. It's all in the brain, you see. | | |
59 | | You may want to run now. | | |
60 | | You truly inspire me. To use deadly force. | | |
61 | | Report any sensor contact immediately! | | |
62 | | If I don't find you, my minions will. | | |
63 | | We will find you. Our orders do not allow us to ignore any chance to help. | | |
64 | | {Pause after the "Marco!" Like you're waiting to see if the other person will respond.} Marco! Come on... this only works if you play too. | | |
65 | | There's no point in trying to hide from me. I'm programmed to be quite relentless. | | |
66 | | Ooh, I love hide and seek. I'll be "it"... and you'll be dead. | | |
67 | | Wow, you're good. Have you had training as a ninja? | | |
68 | | I'll find you eventually, you know. | | |
69 | | Why hide? Are you some kind of chicken? Bawk bawk... | | |
70 | | {emphasis on the "am"} You know, I am a robot. With sensors. It's not like you can stay hidden forever. | | |
71 | | Boo! | | |
72 | | Peek-a-boo! | | |
73 | | Gotcha! | | |
74 | | Not as sneaky as you thought, huh? | | |
75 | | Jig's up, I'm afraid. | | |
76 | | Well hey there! | | |
77 | | Look who's terrible at sneaking. | | |
78 | | This is going to hurt you a lot more than me. | | |
79 | | I really hope your will's up to date. | | |
80 | | Well. Time to die. | | |
81 | | Hey, what comes next? I apologize in advance. | | |
82 | | Try not to bleed on the chrome. It's sooo difficult to remove. | | |
83 | | I think this is the part where you run screaming. | | |
84 | | You may want to run now. | | |
85 | | I believe they call this "suicide by robot." | | |
86 | | Weird. Must be radroaches. | | |
87 | | {Sighs before speaking the line.} Stupid sensors. So unreliable... | | |
88 | | I'm hearing things, then I'm not. Can a robot go crazy? Because I swear, I'm going crazy. | | |
89 | | Nope. Nothing. | | |
90 | | Sensors on the fritz again. Lovely. | | |
91 | | Aannndd.... nothing. | | |
92 | | Minions! Spread out and find him! | | |
93 | | Minions! Spread out and find her! | | |
94 | | Minions, initiate search pattern. | | |
95 | | Very well. We will find you sooner or later. | | |
96 | | Attention, my minions! Initiate search protocol! | | |
97 | | My orders from the Mechanist require that I help everyone, no exceptions. | | |
98 | | Do you want to fight or not? Please make up your mind. | | |
99 | | You vanished! Neat trick. | | |
100 | | Okay, how did you do that? Stealth Boy? Or are you just naturally sneaky? | | |
101 | | Whoa. Where did you go? | | |
102 | | Leaving so soon? | | |
103 | | Looks like that's enough excitement for one day. | | |
104 | | Is that it? I was just starting to have fun. | | |
105 | | And just like that... it's over. | | |
106 | | Nothing yet? Any of you? | | |
107 | | I need to have the Mechanist improve your sensors. | | |
108 | | Find him! | | |
109 | | Find her! | | |
110 | | The Mechanist will send you all to the scrap heap if you fail again. | | |
111 | | Come on, you useless metal junkpiles. Don't let a mere human evade you. | | |
112 | | Don't hide. We're just trying to help. | | |
113 | | {Playful} I'm gonna fiiiindd yoooouu... | | |
114 | | Oooh, this is fun. | | |
115 | | {sing song} Come out, come out, wherever you arrrreee... | | |
116 | | Now where could you be... | | |
117 | | Are you still there? Oh wait... I know you are. | | |
118 | | Now if I were a stupid, suicidal meat bag, where would I hide...? | | |
119 | | Get up and run, you fool! | | |
120 | | Sneak time's over, don't you think? | | |
121 | | Well look who I found. | | |
122 | | You tried hiding, I found you, and now you'll die. Circle complete. | | |
123 | | Wow. You're pretty terrible at this whole sneaking thing. | | |
124 | | Found you! | | |
125 | | Oh, hello. | | |
126 | | You had your chance to run. You blew it. | | |
127 | | You didn't seriously think you could slip away? | | |
128 | | Let's try this again, shall we? | | |
129 | | Okay, that's it. Play time's over. | | |
130 | | Now you did it. You got me... flummoxed. | | |
131 | | Oh well. Maybe next time you'll introduce yourself. | | |
132 | | Fine. Be like that. | | |
133 | | So that's it? Taking your ball and going home? | | |
134 | | Ah well. Maybe next time. | | |
135 | | Well. Someone gets to live a little while longer. | | |
136 | | Boring fight anyway... | | |
137 | | Hello? | | |
138 | | Threat detected! Kill! Kill! Kill! | | |
139 | | Huh. Strange. Must have been a sensor blip. | | |
140 | | Going right for the brain? How unsporting. | | |
141 | | You can slow me down, but you'll never stop me. | | |
142 | | You know what? I think I'll just move over here. | | |
143 | | I'm starting to think I may be outmatched. | | |
144 | | I'm not running away - I'm withdrawing. Big difference. | | |
145 | | Minions! Tactical withdrawal! | | |
146 | | I've analyzed the situation, and a withdrawal is required. | | |
147 | | Follow me, my minions! Victory requires a tactical readjustment. | | |
148 | | {Gives a "tsk tsk" before speaking the line.} Nobody likes a robot killer. | | |
149 | | How sad. I'll be sure to mourn them after you're dead. | | |