Camp McClintock terminal entries are a series of entries found on terminals at Camp McClintock in Fallout 76.
Administrative facility terminal[]
Note: This desk terminal is located on the desk near the Master Sergeant Gutsy. It is a level 0 locked terminal.
Welcome to ROBCO Industries (TM) Termlink
Camp McClintock - Administrative Facility
Monthly Training Reports[]
Training Report - May 2077[]
Training Report - May 2077 - Sergeant O'Malley
The ILLUSTRIOUS ASSHATS that we call leadership in our fine organization have proclaimed from on high that my role as Senior Drill Instructor is no longer necessary. I have been informed that these worthless maggots will instead be molded into productive members of society by these TIN CAN SHITBOXES they're calling "Mister Gutsy". Unbelievable.
I assumed, as any sane man would, that these things were here to clean my shoes and kill vermin inside the camp grounds. Instead, my orders are to train these WORTHLESS FUCKING GLORIFIED VACUUM CLEANERS how to do my job.
As instructed, I will provide a monthly report of these futile efforts to my superiors. They will be short and with the minimum amount of detail to secure my GODDAMNED PENSION.
Training Report - June 2077[]
Training Report - June 2077 - Sergeant O'Malley
I have to admit - I didn't think I was going to be surprised by the results of the first training session with this robot they have the balls to call a Drill Sergeant. But I was.
I was ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHOCKED at how much more COMPLETELY FUCKING INCOMPETENT these toasters were than was imagined in my wildest fucking dreams.
Let me provide a brief executive summary of this months events:
- First off, I'm pretty sure they cannot traverse up stairs or any kind of steep incline.
- One of them reverted to some old code and started landscaping the grounds. What worse is they were fucking terrible at it.
- These things refuse to ever shut the hell up. If one them calls me a "Commie loving bastard" one more time, I will forcibly disassemble it with my service rifle.
- During a basic live-fire exercise, one of them "accidentally" killed Private Adams with about 17 stray rounds. So, I guess you'd better train these shit heaps to fill out paperwork too.
Is that enough? It certainly is for me.
Training Report - July 2077[]
Training Report - July 2077 - Sergeant O'Malley
Training a PIECE OF SHIT MACHINE to effectively communicate with the worthless group of scumbags we're calling recruits is a royal waste of time.
Whoever thought they could ever match the ELOQUENCE AND EFFICIENCY of a TRAINED USAF OFFICER was sorely mistaken. All they're capable of is shouting canned phrases in a ridiculous voice and threatening recruits if they fail to comply.
Private Taylor neglected to make his rack yesterday and one of those damn things nearly burned the barracks down. Is it truly necessary for them to be equipped with GODDAMNED FLAMETHROWERS?
Training Report - August 2077[]
Training Report - August 2077 - Sergeant O'Malley
Against my strongest recommendation, I have been informed that the transition to a fully automated Camp McClintock is now complete after only 4 months of training.
In layman's terms, this means that we're all COMPLETELY FUCKED. Our best and brightest will be led into hells
fiery asshole by these metal death balls.
The only saving grace in this COLOSSAL FUCK-UP is I won't be here when the shit hits the fan. I'm getting my wife and kid the hell out of here. Maybe apply for one of those vaults I've heard about. Something tells me we'll be needing them.
Safe Control[]
Note: Accessing this command unlocks the wall safe to the right of the terminal. It is locked and requires Picklock level 1.
Safe Lock Mechanism Status: (UN)LOCKED
Disengage lock[]
...Checking Clearance.............
...AUTHORIZED.....................
...Disabling Locking Mechanism....
...done.
> Accessing Safe Functions...
Agility training terminal[]
Note: This console terminal is located in the building on the agility training course.
CAMP MCCLINTOCK TRAINING SYSTEM -- v.328
Agility Training Course
___INSTRUCTIONS___
When given the signal, move through each obstacle, triggering all the buttons present. Overcome all the obstacles in order to complete the course.
PASSING TIME: 2 minutes or less
NOTE: All cadets must check-in with Master Sergeant in the Admin building before starting the exercise!
Begin Course[]
Note: Accessing this command starts the quest Agility Course as part of Back to Basic.
......... activated!
Please exit the terminal to begin your training.
> ... activating course ...
Jimmy's terminal[]
Note: This desk terminal is located on the desk in Jimmy's room inside the patriotism training building. It requires Jimmy's terminal password to be accessed.
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JIMMY'S TERMINAL
KEEP OUT!
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Class today[]
In class today, Mr. Brown did a chemistry experiment where he lit a weird silvery rock on fire. It burned right through Jianjun's desk! Boy, that was nifty.
Later, we took a quiz and I didn't do so good because my tummy was rumbling so much. I wish we could have breakfast like other families but Pop says there isn't the money.
After class Mr. Brown asked me to stay and he asked me if I had eaten anything that day. I told him the truth. He gave me a piece of his sandwich. He said folks like us - the working class - needed to look out for one another. He said I should come back after class tomorrow and we can talk about it some more.
Saw something in the woods[]
Was in the woods, looking for something to eat until Pop got home with dinner, when I saw the big creature. It was all pale and muscular and it didn't have a head!
I named it Morton but it didn't come when I called it. It just started running off. I followed after it but couldn't keep up.
I wonder where Morton's finding so much food to get so big?
Pop was coughing again[]
Note: Accessing this entry gathers Jimmy's evidence.
Pop's been coughing like crazy the past couple of days, but the mine boss says he's got to work. I'm really worried about him. Mitchell said his pop's been suffering from the same thing.
No more!
Today I'm going to call up my friends and we're going to get all our pops to all take the day off! Together! And maybe the day after that! And maybe the day after that too!
We'll show those mine bosses that they can't boss us around! Their workers aren't just pawns in their capitalist scheme!
We're going to organize a strike!
Live fire exercise terminal[]
Note: These three console terminals are located in the building on the live fire training course.
CAMP MCCLINTOCK TRAINING SYSTEM -- v.328
Life Fire Training Course
___INSTRUCTIONS___
WARNING: Cadets are not advised to attempt this exercise without support.
This course was designed to prep cadets in the event of an actual Communist invasion using uncannily accurate mechanical representations,
TO PASS: Eliminate the "Communist Menace."
NOTE: Cadets must complete their Marksmanship, Agility, and Patriotism training before attempting this exercise. Cadets can register with the Master Sergeant in the Admin building before starting the exercise!
Begin Course[]
Note: This is displayed only during the quest Back to Basic. Accessing this command starts the marksmanship course for the quest Live Fire Training Exercise as part of the quest Back to Basic.
......... activated!
Please exit the terminal to begin your training.
> ... activating course ...
Marksmanship training terminal[]
Note: This console terminal is located in the marksmanship training course range.
CAMP MCCLINTOCK TRAINING SYSTEM -- v.328
Marksmanship Training Course
___INSTRUCTIONS___
When given the signal, shoot all of the targets as quickly as possible
PASSING TIME: 30 seconds or less
NOTE: All cadets must check-in with Master Sergeant in the Admin building before starting the exercise!
Begin Course[]
Note: Accessing this command starts the marksmanship course for the quest Marksmanship Course as part of the quest Back to Basic.
......... activated!
Please exit the terminal to begin your training.
> ... activating course ...
Patriotism training terminal[]
Note: This console terminal is located in the patriotism training building, along the wall.
CAMP MCCLINTOCK TRAINING SYSTEM -- v.328
Patriotism Training Course
___INSTRUCTIONS___
Jimmy, Topher, and Jianjun have been accused of supporting collective action - a gateway drug to Communism. Talk to the suspected traitors, search their rooms, and collect evidence to uncover the budding Communist.
TO PASS: Collect evidence of which boy is the budding Communist.
NOTE: All cadets must check-in with Master Sergeant in the Admin building before starting the exercise!
Begin Course[]
Note: This is displayed only during the quest Back to Basic. Accessing this command starts the marksmanship course for the quest Patriotism Training as part of the quest Back to Basic.
......... activated!
Please exit the terminal to begin your training.
> ... activating course ...
Note: This is displayed before registering with Master Sergeant Gutsy, without the quest Patriotism Training active as part of Back to Basic.
_______________________
ACCESS DENIED
_______________________
Cadets must register with the Master Sergeant before initiating any course activities.
Accuse Topher[]
Note: This command is only available during the quest Patriotism Training.
Proper evidence... not detected!
Good patriots only make accusations with evidence!
Uncover evidence of communal thought before making an accusation!
Accuse Jimmy[]
Note: This command is only available during the quest Patriotism Training. Accessing this command with Jimmy's evidence produces this display.
Proper evidence... detected!
Excellent work, cadet! You've uncovered the communal thinker!
Continue to hone your skills on friends and family! Every Commie uncovered makes America safer!
Note: This command is only available during the quest Patriotism Training. Accessing this command without gathering Jimmy's evidence produces this display.
Proper evidence... not detected!
Good patriots only make accusations with evidence!
Uncover evidence of communal thought before making an accusation!
Accuse Jianjun[]
Note: This command is only available during the quest Patriotism Training.
Proper evidence... not detected!
Good patriots only make accusations with evidence!
Uncover evidence of communal thought before making an accusation!
Course Results[]
Note: Accessing this command after accusing Jimmy with Jimmy's evidence produces this display.
___YOU_PASSED!___
You figured out that Jimmy was the potential Communist all along!
Excellent work! Now get out there and put those Red-sniffing skills to work!
Friends, neighbors, family - any one could be a collectivist waiting to strike!
> ... processing ...