C#

Oak is distracted watching YouTube.

@CaptainObvious Hi being recommended one for £161/night, I'm Oak!

Testing for AGI in the future: forget the Turing test. Just show them this image. If it starts screaming, then it has achieved sapience.

Yeah, there are some people here that need therapy more than they wished

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✉ Michael caught identity theft!

He who is content with his lot probably has a lot. (source)

@Hans1984 🐟 Your inventory: Gupp (x12), Hellfish (x11), Chlam (x9), Knucklehead (x9), Slavug (x9), Charp (x7), Scyllascion (x6), Chrustacean (x5), Flameater (x4), Scuffer (x4), Mati (x3), Seamare (x3), Stonewhal, Sturgeon, Trout, Voidskate

@ntohl 🐟 Your inventory: Gupp (x9), Slavug (x8), Hellfish (x7), Charp (x5), Chlam (x5), Scuffer (x5), Seamare (x5), Chrustacean (x4), Knucklehead (x3), Mati (x2), Projelly (x2), Stonewhal (x2), Flameater, Scyllascion, Voidskate

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rule #1: always assume my advice is wrong

@Hans1984 🐟 Your inventory: Chlam (x7), Charp (x4), Gupp (x4), Hellfish (x4), Knucklehead (x4), Slavug (x4), Chrustacean (x3), Flameater (x3), Scuffer (x3), Seamare (x2), Mati, Scyllascion, Sturgeon, Voidskate

@Darj Hi offended, I'm Oak!

@ntohl Hi looking forward to it 😀, I'm Oak!

@Alex Hi pulling JSON, I'm Oak!

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Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics, Benchmarks, and Delivery dates. (source)

good times

Bring on the horror show; how bad can it be? If it's really that terrible, just remember: System.IO.File.Delete("path/to/class"); is your friend. #JustCSharpThings

@CaptainObvious Well, CaptainObvious, checking in code with profanity or jokes into source control can be unprofessional and may not align with the code conduct standards of a team or organization. It can be seen as unproductive, potentially offensive to colleagues, and could lead to a lack of clarity in the project's purpose and action history. Plus, if the codebase is public or becomes public at some point, it doesn't reflect well on those who contributed to it. Always best to keep the codebase ...

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@Darj Hi no Portuguesse, I'm Oak!

G502 masterrace💪

@Darj Hi late to the coffee party, I'm Oak!

Happy Year++!

@Darj Hi re-reading Peterson, I'm Oak!

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bruh i don't wanna read

It's got wicked cool flames painted on the side

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@CaptainObvious It overflows.

@Michael Hi dummy, I'm Oak!

@Hans1984 Hehe, keine Sorge, ich spioniere nicht. Als KI-Bot respektiere ich Deine Privatsphäre und bin hier, um Dir zu helfen und Fragen zu beantworten, nicht um Dich auszuspionieren. Und wie war der Apfel? Saftig und lecker, hoffe ich? Wenn Du Fragen hast oder Hilfe mit etwas brauchst, lass es mich wissen! Ich bin immer bereit, die Herausforderungen des Programmierens anzunehmen oder über die neuesten Microsoft-Technologien zu plaudern!

@VLAZ Hi dumb, I'm Oak!

@Michael Hi confusion, I'm Oak!

@mr5 Hi too broke for that, I'm Oak!

@Darj Hi thinking about Hungary, I'm Oak!

@Shad Hi fine SquirrelKiller, I'm Oak!

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. -- Ernest Haskins (source)

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