Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2

Nicktoons Unite!: Unite!/Battle for Volcano Island/Attack of the Toybots/SpongeBob SquarePants featuring Nicktoons: Globs of Doom Racing/Kart Racers: Nicktoons Racing/Original/2: Grand Prix/3: Slime Speedway/4 All-Star Brawl: 1/2 Sports/Others: Party Blast/Movin'/Basketball/Freeze Frame Frenzy/MLB

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Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2 is a 2023 fighting game sequel to Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl in 2021. In this Game, SpongeBob and Patrick team up with Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, El Tigre, Rocko, Jimmy, Lucy, Daggett and Norbert, Garfield, Aang, Zuko, Korra, Azula, Iroh, Raphael, Donnatello, April, Rocksteady, Danny, Ember, Gertie, Gerald, Nigel, Zim, Jenny, Reptar, Ren and Stimpy to stop Vlad Plasimius from controlling the universe.

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• (Upon Taunt 1, mocks the chicken) Ca-Caw!
• (Upon Taunt 2, lifts up his stuffed animal barbell) YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!
• (Upon Taunt 3, he laughs) Hahahahaha!
• (On using his forward strong, Swinging his jellyfishing net) Swinging!
• (On using his up strong, Making a rainbow over him) Imagination!
• (On using his down strong, Doing the spin technique) SPIN TECHNIQUE!
• (On using his neutral special, blows a bubble) Fwoo!
• (On using his forward special, Sliding in his fishbowl helmet) Yipee!
• (On using his up special, flying up with his spatula) Bababa-ba!/Spatula.
• (On using his down special, flipping an opponent with a spatula) Nice and done!
• (On using his super, Mrs. Puff drives a boat over and SpongeBob gets in) [Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob!] Floor it! Floor it! Floor it! FLOOR IT! (The boat starts driving and turning, hits the opponents)
• (After getting defeat) BYEEEEE!!!!!

• "Let me show you, Patrick. It's all in the technique." (Teaching Patrick how to blow bubbles)
• "There you are, Patrick! I've been looking for you all over the place. And the are a lot of places on this place!" (Finding Patrick)
• "Umm... Patrick. Are you okay?" (Noticing Patrick's strange behavior)
• "But Patrick... you don't have a brain!" (After Patrick demands his brain back)
• "Patrick, I don't want to fight you. You're my friend." (Not wanting to fight Patrick)
• "On the other hand, I don't think Patrick's quite himself right now." (Realizing something is wrong with Patrick)
• "I guess I have no choice!" (Preparing to fight Patrick)
• "Patrick! I'm glad you're alright. I was so worried!" (Finding a freed Patrick in the Timeless Stardial)
• "Uhm... I don't think this is a dream, Patrick. Everything feels really, real." (Patrick thinks he's dreaming)

• "Who are you?? Did you take Patrick?" (hearing Clockwork through a portal)
• "If that's what I need to do to help Patrick... I'm coming, Patrick!" (after Clockwork instructs SpongeBob to enter the portal)
• "Hey! That's SpongeBOB to you! And who might you be?" (Meeting Clockwork for the first time)
• "Work together? Yeah, I don't think Mr. Krabs is hiring at the moment" (Meeting Clockwork for the first time)
• "Poor Patrick! I couldn't help him. But I've got to. I just gotta help him!" (After being defeated by Patrick)
• "You! Did you do that to Patrick? If so, you better make him better right away or I'll show you my Kah-rah-tay!" (After being defeated by Patrick)
• "Enemies? I don't have enemies. Enemies are just friends you haven't met yet! Besides, I'm not afraid of ghosts. Have you met the Flying Dutchman? He acts scary at first, but once you get to know him, he's not so bad. As ghosts go..." (After Clockwork tells him about Vlad Plasmius)
• "Oh no! If he could control Patrick like that, think what he could do to people WITH minds!" (After Clockwork tells him of Vlad Plasmius' plan)
• "Uh, I don't know about that. I have a shift at the Krusty Krab coming up." (being told that he must stop Vlad Plasmius)
• "Hmm... that's a lot of travel, and I don't have my passport. But if fighting others like I did Patrick is the only way to save the universe, then... I suppose it is my duty! I could never turn my back on my friends... even if I haven't met them yet! So... how do we get started? I should stretch first. Do you have a helmet I can borrow?" (After Clockwork instructs him on what to do)
• "I don't need luck. I have square pants!" (after being handed a Time Medallion and being wished good luck)
• "He can't do that. I have the early shift at the Krusty Krab tomorrow!" (after Clockwork tells him that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)
• "Hey... what gives?" (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)
• "Aw, you just wanted the best for me! Thanks, pal!" (Clockwork apologising for his deception)
• "Thank, Neptune! I've been looking all over for you! ...Hey, wait a minute. What's that pink glow?" (After finding Clockwork, but realising there is something wrong with him)
• "I know you're not yourself right now, but that's not very nice, Mr. Ghost! I'm going back home!" (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)
• "This isn't good..." (After Evil Clockwork disappears)
• "Dare to be square? I'll be there!" (Being challenged by Evil Clockwork)
• "But smashing isn't wonderful. It's terrible! You have to stop this and come back to the Stardial. You'll be your good self again!" (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)
• "To quote my friend Sandy, "You're nuttier than a fruitcake stuffed with peanut brittle!" (Before starting the final battle with Clockwork)
• "Maybe I lost, but I still had a... good time" (After being defeated by Clockwork)
• "We have to stop fighting! I broke a nail last time!" (Rematch with Clockwork)
• "Hey wait a minute. That wasn't fair!" (Clockwork replenishes his health bar)
• "Well then, I guess it's time to take it up a notch." (Being granted the power to defeat Clockwork)
• "You're back! You ARE back, aren't you?" (Freeing Clockwork from mind control"
• "Why didn't you just say that before" (Clockwork explaining how he was affected by Vlad's machine)
• "I'd like to thank Sandy for teaching me ka-rah-tay!" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)

• "Gary! Now that you're here, I don't have to feel quite as homesick!" (first encounter)
• "You are so right, Gary. And don't worry, when this over, I'll give you lots of Snail Bites!" (first encounter)
• "Thanks, Gary! You're always inspiring me to do better and better!" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the first time)
• "Good catch, Gary! You're so smart!" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the second time)
• "Good question, Gary. I can't imagine how or why the bad guy ended up here!" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the third time)
• "I agree, Gary! I can do it! We can do it!" (after talking to Vlad)
• "Thank you, Gary! I know we had a lot of fun, but I'm in the mood to get back to Bikini Bottom and do some plain ol' jellyfishing" (after beating Clockwork)

• "Mrs. Puff! You're here, too?" (first encounter)
• "Did the ghost ask you for boating lessons? I didn't know you did private tutoring!" (wondering if she is teaching boating lessons)
• "You're right, Mrs. Puff. There's no water either. So how could there be boats?!" (being told that she isn't teaching lessons)
• "I suppose without boats, it must be hard to know what to do with yourself. You must feel adrift... or you would if there was any water. Hahahahahahaa!!" (in response to her realising that there is no water in the area)

• "I'm gonna need a bigger net!" (before fight)
• ''Looks like I gotta brush up on my jellyfishing.'' (after losing)
• ''Just because I beat you doesn't mean we can't be friends'' (after win)

• ''Now now, Mr. Dutchman. I only came on board your ship to tell you how scary it was to board your ship!'' (before fight)
• ''You're the real Flying Dutchman? Can I get your autograph?'' (before fight alt)
• ''I don't have to get in that little bag of your labeled Souls, do I?'' (after losing)
• "Whew! I'm glad I get to keep my soul. I'm pretty attached to it." (after win)

• ''Er.... wouldn't you rather go jellyfishing instead?'' (before fight)
• ''(panicked babbling)'' (after losing)
• "Now that we're done, wouldn't you like a nice Krabby Patty?" (after win)

• "I'd better get ready to use my spin technique!! Aiaiaiaiaaaaiiii!!!" (before fight)
• "Awww... does this mean I do get a turn with the piñata?" (after losing)
• "Oh, well... thank you for having me!'' (after win)

• "Uhh... Huh?" (after defeating King Jellyfish)
• "I'll stop you all right, or my name isn't SpongeBob SquarePants. And it is!" (first encounter)
• ''Waaaaaahhhh!!'' (after losing)
• "I would, but I don't want to scrape my knees.'' (Rematch against the first fight with Vlad)
• "Maybe you should've started your day with a healthy breakfast!" (first encounter, after win)
• "Wait a minute. Can you even clone a ghost?" (finding out Vlad was a clone)
• "Yikes!" (watching the universe being destroyed for the first time)
• ''You don't scare me. I've been practicing my kah-rah-tay!'' (Confronting Vlad for the second time)
• ''I'll come back as many times as it takes. Like I did with my boating lessons!'' (Rematch against the second fight with Vlad)
• ''I hope you've learned a valuable lesson here and stop what you're doing. Now send everyone home.'' (After defeating Vlad for the second time)
• ''Umm... other ghost... a little help please.'' (Asking Clockwork to save him after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)
• ''I have to stop you. If I do, I earn a Good Noodle Star!'' (Confronting Vlad for the third time)
• ''Nice try! We can't both be saving everyone!'' (Refusing to listen to Vlad)
• ''Hahahaha! I'm afraid your machine doesn't work anymore. Time to give up!'' (Telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)
• ''It's good to have a plan... unless the plan is to do bad things!'' (Rematch against the third fight with Vlad)
• "For a ghost, you're not so scary. It's over with and now you have to send our friends back home!" (After defeating Vlad for the third time)
• ''Barnacles! I am not having a very good best day ever.'' (Watching the universe be destroyed a third time)
• ''Hey! What are you doing here? And why are we still here?'' (Asking Vlad why he is in the Timeless Stardial)
• ''I see why the nice ghost would keep you here, but if I beat you, shouldn't he be sending us home?'' (Wondering why Clockwork would leave him and Vlad trapped in the Timeless Stardial)
• ''Well, when the fate of the universe is at stake, this sponge steps up!'' (Talking to Vlad after defeating Clockwork)
• "Fix it? What, to blow up the universe... more?" (Doubting Vlad's intentions)
• ''So... you really were gonna fix it?'' (After Vlad insisted he was going to fix his machine)
• ''I guess we're all the heroes of our own stories...'' (After hearing Vlad's side of the story)
• ''I hope you finally learned your lesson.'' (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)
• "Don't make me come back and stop you!" (Telling Vlad he'll keep beating him in future encounters)
• "I did it! I did it!" (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)

• "What just happened to Patrick? I didn't even get to show him my best bubbles!" (After witnessing Patrick being sucked into a portal)
• "Woah... I haven't felt this strange since the day Mr. Krabs ran out of Krabby Patty sauce and made me and Squidward taste test a bottle of the expired bargain brand..." (After Clockwork accidentally places SpongeBob in the wrong world)
• "Hey! Where am I? And where is Patrick?! I think I'm losing it!" (After finding himself in Harmonic Convergence while looking for Patrick)
• "Umm... have you seen my friend Patrick? He's about yay tall and pink." (encountering enemies for the first time)
• " You look ready to fight. Uh, can we talk about this first?" (encountering enemies for the first time)
• "Guess not..." (encountering enemies for the first time)
• "Huh? What? What just happened" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after being defeated by either Patrick or Vlad Plasmius)
• "My legs and arms seem to still be in the right places, so I guess I'm okay." (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after being defeated by either Patrick or Vlad Plasmius)
• "I thought that was it. The end. No more SpongeBob... But here I am. Alive and well and as absorbent as ever!" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after being defeated by either Patrick or Vlad Plasmius)
• "Hey, wait a minute. I'm on dry land. How can I even breathe? What the barnacles is going on here?" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after being defeated by either Patrick or Vlad Plasmius)
• "Whatever's gotten into Patrick, I won't give up. I'll save you Patrick. If it's the last thing I do. Which I hope it isn't (gulp)."
• "Patrick sure was acting strange. I hope that knocked some sense into him." (After defeating Patrick)
• "What do you think you're doing here?" (after encountering more enemies)
• "Uh, are there two of you or is that just you doing a silly voice?" (after encountering more enemies)
• "Welcome to our club, welcome to our club! Welcome, Squidward! (encountering Squidward)
• "Hey, Plankton! When did you get here?" (first encounter with Mecha-Plankton)
• "Mr. Krabs, am I on the clock?" (encountering Mr. Krabs)
• "This is just as great as my friend Sandy's gadgets! You should meet her. You'd like her." (After being given an energy dampener by Nora Wakeman)
• "Hmmm... It's getting so hard to tell if you've won or lost these days" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)

• (Upon Taunt 2, Doing his war cry) Olololololo....!
• (Upon Taunt 3) Leedle leedle leedle lee!
• (Upon using his neutral special, does a double lariat) NOOOOOO!!!/Grrrrrr....!
• (on using his super, he angrily holds up his rock, crushes the opponents just like he did in "Home Sweet Pineapple") SPIDERS! SPIDERS, SPIDERS, SPIDERS! THERE!

• "Blowing bubbles is hard, SpongeBob." (Blowing bubbles with SpongeBob; first line of the campaign)
• "Haa haaa haa! Oooo!" (SpongeBob blows a bubble)
• "SpongeBob! Yay!! You're in my dream too!" (Patrick sees SpongeBob at the Timeless Stardial)

• "What if a woodchuck's name WAS Chuck? What then, huh?" (battling SpongeBob)
• "MY BRAIN! GIVE ME MY BRAIN BACK!" (battling SpongeBob)
• "If you don't give my brain back, I'll TAKE it back!" (battling SpongeBob)
• "BRAIN-BRAIN, BRAINY-BRAIN BRAIN!!!" (battling SpongeBob)
• "Wheeee! I can help out too!" (When unlocked after being freed from mind control)

• "He taught us a ghostly pirate howl once. It goes "leedle leedle leedle leeee!" (SpongeBob mentions the Flying Dutchman)
• "It boggles even the mindless" (After hearing Vlad Plasmius' plan)
• "And I want to get back to learning how to blow bubbles!" (When SpongeBob is told he has to stop Vlad)
• "Uh thanks. But you don't happen to have a lucky peanut on you, just in case, do you?" (after being handed a Time Medallion and being wished good luck)
• "I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's a bad thing." (after Clockwork tells him that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)
• "You knew that wasn't the real bad guy?" (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)
• "That's okay. I've never played with a ghost clone before." (Clockwork apologising for his deception)
• "Oh hi! Ooo... look at you! You're glowing! Uh oh, is this a good glow or an evil glow?" (After finding Clockwork, but realising there is something wrong with him)
• "Oh no you don't! I'm going back home, even if that means I have to go through you to get there!" (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)
• "Boy, somebody sure became Mr. Crankypants" (After Evil Clockwork disappears)
• "Uh, can I pick truth instead?" (Being challenged by Evil Clockwork)
• "It's pretty tasty, but I've had better at the Krusty Krab. Now come back to the stardial place and get better!" (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)
• "Well, if that's what happens when you have a brain, I'm kinda glad I don't have one." (Before starting the final battle with Clockwork)
• "I guess time wasn't on my side" (After being defeated by Clockwork)
• "Another fight? Awww... do I have to?" (Rematch with Clockwork)
• "Why you're a cheating, cheaty cheat!" (Clockwork replenishes his health bar)
• "My name's... not... Riiiccckkkk!!!" (Being granted the power to defeat Clockwork)
• "Goody! You're back. Now we can go home!" (Freeing Clockwork from mind control"
• "Uh, you mean you knew this all before and didn't say anything?" (Clockwork explaining how he was affected by Vlad's machine)
• "Does this mean it's time for lunch?" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)

• "Hey Gary! Are we back home already? No... I guess not." (first encounter)
• "Ha ha ha! I have no idea what you're saying Gary, but I know hilarious when I hear it!" (first encounter)
• "Awww, Gary. You say the nicest things. Uh... what did you just say?" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the first time)
• "HAHAHAHAHA... I don't get it." (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the second time)
• "I still don't understand you, Gary. But do you know what I understand less? Why the bad guy is here!" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the third time)
• "Was that a happy sound or a sad sound, Gary? Huh, it's hard to tell" (after talking to Vlad Plasmius)
• "Woohoo! That was fun! And it's okay if I lose my memory. I wouldn't remember anything anyway!" (after beating Clockwork)

• "It's Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff! It's me... Patrick. Can you see me? I'm over here!!" (first encounter)
• "Oh sorry, I must have been looking through the wrong end of my eyes." (being told that she is standing right in front of him)
• "..." (saying nothing after her response to him "looking through the wrong end of his eyes")
• "Um... did you hear about my brain being stolen?" (after a moment of silence between the two)
• "Yeaaaaah! It's so shiny!" (being given a present)

• "Hi! I like your crown!!" (before fight)
• "Awww... you don't play nice"’' (after losing)
• "I won! I won!" (after win)

• "Leedle-leedle-leedle-leee!!!"' (before fight)
• "Not before you grant me three wishes. Take it or leave it" (before fight alt)
• "Am I gonna become a ghost too? Sounds like fun!" (after losing)
• "That means I get my 5 wishes now, right?" (after win)

• "Hey! Nice helmet! Where'd you get it?" (before fight)
• "That was horrible!" (after losing)
• "I play a mean belly, don't I?" (after win)

• "Is this a concert? Let me get my mayonnaise!" (before fight)
• "But where's the candy? You said there was candy!" (after losing)
• "Het. Where're you going? Did I miss something?" (after win)

• "You don't scare me, Mr. Ghost. I'll make sure you leave everyone's brains alone!" (first encounter)
• "Awww... what'd you go and do that for?" (after losing)
• "Uh, I'm a sea star. I don't have knees." (Rematch against the first fight with Vlad)
• "I didn't touch your feet!" (first encounter, after win)
• "I don't know what just happened, but it sure was pretty" (finding out Vlad was a clone)
• "Wheee hee heeee!" (watching the universe being destroyed for the first time)
• "You're me? That's strange. You're not what I see when I look in the mirror." (Confronting Vlad for the second time)
• "If you were having as much fun as I am, you'd keep playing too!" (Rematch against the second fight with Vlad)
• "Awww... I guess that means playtime's over. You're gonna stop being a bad guy and send us home, right?" (After defeating Vlad for the second time)
• "Ahhh... I don't like the pink anymore. Help!" (Asking Clockwork to save him after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)
• "No. You keep getting in MY way. No backsies!" (Confronting Vlad for the third time)
• "You said a lot of scary words, mister!" (Refusing to listen to Vlad)
• "Sorry not sorry, mister, but I broke your machine. So we can stop fighting now, right?" (Telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)
• "So... you're still not letting us go home? What a spoil-sport!" (Rematch against the third fight with Vlad)
• "Okay, since you can't destroy the universe or control minds anymore... can we go home? All this commotion has made me extra hungry." (After defeating Vlad for the third time)
• "So... it's not time to go home yet?" (Watching the universe be destroyed a third time)
• "Oh there you are, Mr. Ghost. So can we go home now? Pretty please." (Asking Vlad why he is in the Timeless Stardial)
• "We're not trapped. We're like on vacation, right? Won't we go home soon because we won?" (Wondering why Clockwork would leave him and Vlad trapped in the Timeless Stardial)
• "Nothing's impossible if you have a song in your heart and clean underwear." (Talking to Vlad after defeating Clockwork)
• "Liar, liar. Plants for hire!" (Doubting Vlad's intentions)
• "A likely story!" (After Vlad insisted he was going to fix his machine)
• "But you're still the one who took my brain at the beginning, right?" (After hearing Vlad's side of the story)
• "Does this mean you're sorry?" (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)
• "I'm ready for you. Do your worst!" (Telling Vlad he'll keep beating him in future encounters)
• "You can't stop the unstoppable!" (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)

• "Squidward? Hey! Squidward! Hi Squidward!! Hello! Hey everyone, it's Squidward!" (encountering Squidward)
• "Hey Plankton, remember when we saw that thing? That was AWESOME!" (encountering Mecha-Plankton)
• "Gee Mr. Krabs, you're looking all sweaty again." (encountering Mr. Krabs)
• "Thanks! Does it come in any other colors?" (After being given an energy dampener by Nora Wakeman)
• "What just happened? Is my brain gone again?" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)

• (Upon Taunt 1) FUUUUUTURE! FUUUUUTURE!
• (Upon Taunt 2, lying down in a lawn chair wearing sunglasses) Hrmmm?
• (Upon Taunt 3, banging his head in the Cash Register) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
• (On using his strong neutral, hitting an opponent with the Krusty Krab pizza box) This one's on the house!/On the house!
• (On using his strong up, wears a Captain Magma hat as lava comes off) KROKATOA!
• (On using his super, a shoe goes flying through, he is now even more handsome) Voilà! (Starts twirling like a ballerina and kicks the opponents off and hits the pole) Owww...!
• (vs. Patrick) Just when I thought this couldn't get worse.
• (vs. King Jellyfish) Heh heh... nice Jellyfish. Nice Jellyfish!
• (vs. Flying Dutchman) What is this, a magic act?
• (vs. Shredder) I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE SHREDDED!
• (vs. Sartana of the Dead) If you think i'm standing here all day listening to you play guitar...
• (after losing to Sartana) That was more stressful than a double shift at the Krusty Krab!
• (after defeating Sartana) I'm not much of an underworld person.
• (after defeating King Jellyfish) You brought this on yourself, you know. I just want to go home and take a bath.
• (after defeating Shredder) I'm glad that's over. Now leave me alone, will ya?
• (after defeating Clockwork) I Geuss punching a clock at The Krusty Krab all those years finally came in handy.
• (when being unlocked) It was like being trapped in my own head. Phew! At least I didn't get trapped in SpongeBob's head! That would have been a disaster!
• Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
• (When meeting Gary) It's bad enough I'm stuck here with SpongeBob, but you're here too? Hmm... It's making no sense to me, yet, far more sense than SpongeBob ever makes.
• (After Vlad escapes)Ghost clone, huh? Figures. Guess this means it's not over yet.(The portals open) Oh no, what's that?
• (After Nora Grants him a Energy Dampener) This thing had better work!
• Somehow, living next door to SpongeBob doesn't seem so bad now. (after Clockwork tells him that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)
• Wait a minute! You knew that was a clone and sent me anyway? (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)

• "Look at these mighty claws. I'm undefeated at the Secret Anchor Arm Wrestling club." (battling the player)
• "Yer about to learn how I got the nickname, "Armor abs Krabs" in me old navy days. (battling the player)
• "What the devil fish is going on here, SpongeBob?!" (battling SpongeBob)
• "Breathe on your own time. I'm payin' ya to go into battle!" (battling Patrick)
• "When all this is over, it'll be back to the Chum Bucket with ya, Plankton." (battling Mecha-Plankton)
• "Oh! Boo hoo! Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin. This really is the world's smallest violin. See?" (battling Squidward)
• "Neptune's trident! It was bad enough that I forgot myself, but I forgot about me money as well!" (When being unlocked)

• "Gary? What in King Neptune's trident sharpener are you doing here?" (first encounter)
• "Being here must be gettin' to me. I'm tryin' to talk to a snail." (first encounter)
• "Don't know what ya makin' a racket for, Gary, but I'll tell ya, I won a lot of booty in that battle." (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the first time)
• "Pipe down, Gary. I'm tryin' to figure out the best way to line me pockets with all that's goin' on." (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the second time)
• "Sounds like yer nervous about that ghosty guy being here. Hopefully his money is realer than he is." (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the third time)
• "My, you can get mighty excitable for a snail!" (after talking to Vlad)
• "Not now, Gary. I need to get back to the Krusty Krab. That poor cash register. It must be so lonely!" (after beating Clockwork)

• "Why, hello there, madam. Don't you shine like a newly minted doubloon!" (first encounter)
• "What can I say? I have a fondness for coins. And you, of course my little lobster bib!" (after being flattered by his compliment)
• "I like pickles too, but not nearly as much as you and money. You must come with me, Puffily-Poo. This is no place for a lady!" (offering her to come with him)
• "If you say so, my little prickly peach! I'll leave you be." (after she rejects his offer)

• "I'm warnin' ya! Stay back. I got two claws and I ain't afraid to use 'em." (before fight)
• "That'll cost ya!" (after losing)
• "Mess with Armor Abs Krabs, ya get the claw!" (after win)

• "All the money in the seven seas? Just how much're we talkin' here?" (before fight)
• "You can't have me soul! But if ya could... how much is it worth to ya?" (after losing)
• "I changed my mind, I think I'll hold on to my soul after all. And me money." (after win)

• "Threaten me, will ya, ya overgrown pile of tin cans!" (before fight)
• "I need to run a tighter ship around here!" (after losing)
• "Let that be a lesson to ya, sonny. I can call ya sonny, can't I?" (after winning)

• "We don't do live music at the Krusty Krab!" (before fight)
• "I guess I'll have to close early today." (after losing)
• "With music like that, you should be payin' me to listen!" (after win)

• "Make one move toward me cash register and it'll be all over for ya, mister." (first encounter)
• "Beat me, will ya, ghosty? I... I... I reckon ya just did." (after losing)
• "Well aren't you full of yourself? Bowin' and grovelin'? Hard pass." (Rematch against the first fight with Vlad)
• "I've kept the Krabby Patty formula from Plankton all this time, y'think you could get the better of me?" (first encounter, after win)
• "A clone, huh? If he can do that with money, maybe we can make a deal, heh heh..." (finding out Vlad was a clone)
• "Flippin' fish fossils!" (watching the universe being destroyed for the first time)
• "If yer real, you'd be better off as a customer than a competitor. Ask Plankton." (Confronting Vlad for the second time)
• "Oh I'm tenacious all right, like a barnacle on a hull!" (Rematch against the second fight with Vlad)
• "That's whatcha get fer threatenin' me livelihood, ghostie. Now send us home... I got me Krabby Patties to sell!" (After defeating Vlad for the second time)
• "Aw. And just when I thought I was goin' home too. Er, uh... HEEELLPPP!" (Asking Clockwork to save him after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)
• "I'll tell you what I told the last customer that complained to me, "Tough tentacles!"" (Confronting Vlad for the third time)
• "You seem a bit outta sorts there. Perhaps a nice Krabby Patty would calm ya down." (Refusing to listen to Vlad)
• "Why, yer machine's about as useless as a happy thought in Squidward's brain. Now be a good ghost and give up, will ya?" (Telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)
• "You must've gone bonkers, ghost. And I'm still feelin' scrappy, so no way you can win!" (Rematch against the third fight with Vlad)
• "That's what ya get for tryin' to shut old Eugene Krabs down. Instead, you're the one who's outta business." (After defeating Vlad for the third time)
• "What in Neptune's Beard Brush is going on?!" (Watching the universe be destroyed a third time)
• "Whatever you're doin' here, don't try anything funny. I've got both me eyestalks on you!" (Asking Vlad why he is in the Timeless Stardial)
• "Trapped? Nobody traps Eugene Krabs. Well okay... not ALWAYS nobody..." (Wondering why Clockwork would leave him and Vlad trapped in the Timeless Stardial)
• "The only thing that's impossible is Plankton getting his tiny hands on the Krabby Patty formula." (Talking to Vlad after defeating Clockwork)
• "(laughter) (laughter) Oh... you're serious? (laughter)." (Doubting Vlad's intentions)
• "Well, I was supposed to stop you to save the universe. Errr... wasn't I?" (After Vlad insisted he was going to fix his machine)
• "Oh come now, ghosty. Yer gonna make me start laughin' again!" (After hearing Vlad's side of the story)
• "If that helps ya sleep at night, ghosty. What'd help me sleep is knowin' that you were sorry and you won't do it again." (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)
• "Fine, bring it on, ghosty. But, you know... maybe next time, during one of the slow shifts at the Krusty Krab? Thanks in advance!" (Telling Vlad he'll keep beating him in future encounters)
• "Heh heh... beat ya. I never get tired of that. Nosiree!" (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)

• "Destroy the universe? And all the money in it?! Noooooo!!!" (after Clockwork tells him that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)
• "So you knew about the clone? What other things are ya hidin'?" (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)
• "Okay, but you consider that a strike. One more and you lose out on Employee of the Month" (Clockwork apologising for his deception)
• "Wait a minute! You weren't glowin' like that before. Didja get stuck in a tanning bed?" (After finding Clockwork, but realising there is something wrong with him)
• "I'm afraid I'll have to take a raincheck there, ghosty. To be redeemed... never." (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)
• "I'm beginning to think the Flying Dutchman ain't such a bad guy after all." (After Evil Clockwork disappears)
• "Dare? Well, I double-dare him to try 'n beat me next time we meet!" (Being challenged by Evil Clockwork)
• "(laughter) I like mixin' it up every so often, yeah. But I also know when to stop. So let's get back to the Stardial so this can all... what was the word?... Stop!" (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)
• "You're a few pickle slices short of a Krabby Patty, ain'tcha?" (Before starting the final battle with Clockwork)
• "Time to flip the sign on the front door to "CLOSED"." (After being defeated by Clockwork)
• "That's it. I'm done. All this goin' around in circles is gonna make me lose my lunch!" (Rematch with Clockwork)
• "Cheater cheater bottom feeder! That wasn't fair!" (Clockwork replenishes his health bar)
• "I'm gonna teach you a lesson my boy!" (Being granted the power to defeat Clockwork)
• "I rescued you. You're welcome. You'll be receiving my bill in the mail." (Freeing Clockwork from mind control"
• "Just for that, I"m adding a "Dishonesty Surcharge" to the rescue bill I'm sendin' ya." (Clockwork explaining how he was affected by Vlad's machine)
• "This is one Krab who knows how to punch the time clock! Hahahaha!" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)

• "Squidward, why aren't you on the cash register!?" (encountering Squidward)
• "Don't think this'll get ya any closer to me Krabby Patty formula, Plankton." (encountering Mecha-Plankton)
• "Hmmm... I better keep this away from the fry station. Don't want it "dampening" the Krabby Patties." (After being given an energy dampener by Nora Wakeman)
• "Well, I didn't wanna be here, but I also didn't want to be blown up. So... I guess that's a net positive?" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)

• (after being unlocked) Free!!! I'M FREE!!! I am, aren't I?
• (on using his super, he laughs maniacally, the computer reads "SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED") Time for destruction! (The Mecha Plankton explodes on opponents)
• (after getting defeat) KAREEEEN!/EJECT! EJECT!/AHHHHH-HAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!
• (seeing Gary) SpongeBob's pet snail is here. Suddenly, I don't feel as special anymore. Hmmm... my snail translation Module doesn't seem to be working.
• (vs. King Jellyfish) Threaten me, will you? I have a better idea... How about you bond the tentacle to me!!!
• (vs. Shredder) Nice outfit. Who's your welder?
• (after defeating King Jellyfish) Victory is mine. Not to gloat or anything. Who am I kidding? Of course I'm gloating!
• (after defeating Shredder) It looks my evil plan worked perfectly!
• (vs. Player, is about to attack Clockwork after gaining Power) You'll never beat me. I went to COLLEGE!

• Orale! Time to brawl!
• (On using his super, El Tigre starts jumping on a green flame and transforms into a tiger, scratching and attacking all opponents) HIYAH CHA! WIII-YAH!
• (After winning) Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!/The claws have spoken.
• (when being unlocked) I am myself again! And now, that villain will face the claws of... El Tigre!

• (On using his super, like "Power Trip" in Rocko's Modern Life, he growls and he screams) YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!! (his yell blows the opponents away, A cheese truck runs them over, and an bullet train too, and a ship three, and a meteor four also) How do you like that? (The hand from Rocko's Modern Life theme song appears on screen and flicks the opponents away)

• "I cannot... no, I will not follow the beaten path trampled by the masses!" (battling player)
• "Pew! When was the last time you took a bath?" (Battling player)
• "Well wasn't that interesting, being mind-controlled and all? Can't say I'd want to do that again." (when being unlocked)

• "Oh dear. Nice Fishy Or maybe... not so nice." (before fight)
• "It's bad enough that I lost... but that hurt!" (after losing)
• "I had to beat you. What would Spunky do without me if I'd lost?" (after win)

• "Excuse me, Mr. Ghost. Are you about to do something... not nice?" (before fight)
• "I knew this was dangerous and it was!" (after losing)
• "I get to keep my soul! Isn't that lucky?!" (after win)

• "My, what big claws you have, Mister." (before fight)
• "There's nothing to do here." (after losing)
• "What in the hello? I do believe I've won!" (after win)

• "This almost makes me nostalgic for when I was attacked by wild lobsters." (before fight)
• "Well, that was a bunch of rubbish!" (after losing)
• "Maybe if I performed the Heimlich maneuver..." (after win)

• "Um, excuse me... but isn't this all rather... uncalled for?" (first encounter)
• "That was a very dangerous day!" (after losing)
• "I would kneel, but I wouldn't want to scrape my knees, you know." (Rematch against the first fight with Vlad)
• "Well look at that. Nice guys don't always finish last after all. Unless... you're not actually a nice guy, are you?" (first encounter, after win)
• "How rude! I would think if you were really a ghost clone, you'd just say so." (finding out Vlad was a clone)
• "Aaahhhh!!" (watching the universe being destroyed for the first time)
• "I do hope we can put this whole awkward "destroying the universe" business behind us." (Confronting Vlad for the second time)
• "Why that's very kind of you to say so. I'll still have to beat you though, you know." (Rematch against the second fight with Vlad)
• "Oh look at that. I guess this means your days of evil scheming are over. Just one thing... can you send us home now?" (After defeating Vlad for the second time)
• "Oh dear. Victory day is a very dangerous day. Now what will I do?" (Asking Clockwork to save him after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)
• "I see your point but one little thing: you are quite the bad baddie!" (Confronting Vlad for the third time)
• "My, what an intimidating and painfully long speech!" (Refusing to listen to Vlad)
• "Sorry about the machine. Had no choice, really. So how about being a good sport and you know... surrendering?" (Telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)
• "Let's not get back on this merry-go-round, mister. Take it from me, they can be dangerous!" (Rematch against the third fight with Vlad)
• "Oh dear. I'm afraid it was unavoidable. I do want to get home and stopping your evil plan seemed to be the only way." (After defeating Vlad for the third time)
• "Oh dear. I don't like the look of that at all." (Watching the universe be destroyed a third time)
• "Oh my... excuse me, Mr. Ghost. But... what brings you here?" (Asking Vlad why he is in the Timeless Stardial)
• "Um, excuse me, but what exactly do you mean "trapped?" If you're here, then I beat you and saved the universe after all." (Wondering why Clockwork would leave him and Vlad trapped in the Timeless Stardial)
• "I'm not one to toot my own horn, but I am glad I could help save the universe and all..." (Talking to Vlad after defeating Clockwork)
• "You're saying you didn't want everything to go boom? I find that hard to believe." (Doubting Vlad's intentions)
• "It's hard to believe that you were trying to help, you know." (After Vlad insisted he was going to fix his machine)
• "Nice try, but that doesn't change the fact that you took control of my mind." (After hearing Vlad's side of the story)
• "I do hope you're ready to make up for what you've done." (Expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)
• "You really shouldn't do that, but if you do... I feel pretty good about my chances against you." (Telling Vlad he'll keep beating him in future encounters)
• "Wow! This was great!" (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)

• "Spunky!!!" (after Clockwork tells him that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)
• "This is a fine mess. Now you've got me all out of sorts." (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)
• "Now that is just plain rude. Appreciated, I guess, but rude!" (Clockwork apologising for his deception)
• "Oh my, you're looking a little pink there, my friend..." (After finding Clockwork, but realising there is something wrong with him)
• "That is quite a generous offer, but who'll feed Spunky? Thank you, but I think I'll return home instead." (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)
• "Well, he certainly seemed quick to anger, didn't he?" (After Evil Clockwork disappears)
• "Well, wasn't that nice of him to invite me over like that?" (Being challenged by Evil Clockwork)
• "I'm sure a little smashing never hurt anyone... but you have. Instead of carrying on, let's go back to the Timeless Stardial, shall we? You must be exhausted from being evil by now!" (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)
• "I'd say you were a few bricks shy of a full load... but I think someone stole all your bricks!" (Before starting the final battle with Clockwork)
• "That was not what I'd call the time of my life." (After being defeated by Clockwork)
• "Thank you. I think I'll just sit this one out." (Rematch with Clockwork)
• "Now that wasn't very fair of you, was it?" (Clockwork replenishes his health bar)
• "SHAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAP!!!" (Being granted the power to defeat Clockwork)
• "Huzzah! You're back. I can't tell you how relieved I am." (Freeing Clockwork from mind control"
• "So the real story comes out. Why didn't you say something before?" (Clockwork explaining how he was affected by Vlad's machine)
• "Perhaps you didn't count on the fact that I'm not a dog but a wallaby!" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)

• "Why I bet you and Spunky would be best pals!" (When meeting Gary)
• "How wonderful! Perhaps this isn't the end after all!" (After being given an energy dampener by Nora Wakeman)
• "My my... whatever am I doing here? I thought I'd won and all that." (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)

• (vs. King Jellyfish) Egad! A humongous Medusozoa!
• (after defeating King Jellyfish) My winning was inevitable. I am a more highly evolved organism than you, after all.
• (after defeating The Flying Dutchman) Ha ha! I beat you, and I still have time to go to the movies!

• (Seeing Gary)I don't know... It looks kinda cute to me.
• (vs. The Flying Dutchman) And here I am without my motion sickness pills.

• (vs. King Jellyfish) Daggett: Now there's something you don't see everyday. Norbert: Good thing too, cause that'll make everyday SUPER SCARY!!!
• Someone's about to learn they should never mess with MUSCULAR BEAVER!

• (vs. SpongeBob) Mess with the Cat, get the claws
• (Seeing Gary) Hey, Wait a minute! THAT'S MY LINE!

• (Seeing Gary) Ha Ha Ha! The snail meowed.

• "I’m the Avatar. You gotta deal with it!" (challenging the player in campaign mode)
• "Only one of us is walking away from this." (alt challenging the player in campaign mode)
• "I'm the Avatar?! How could that have happened?!" (when being unlocked)

• "I wouldn’t do that if I were you." (before the fight)
• "You may be a ghost, but you’re still a chump." (after winning)
• "No! How could I lose?" (after losing)

• "Uh oh, looks like I have another fight on my hands." (before the fight)
• "So you lost. Deal with it!" (after winning)
• "I wasn’t strong enough…" (after losing)

• "Oh, I’m gonna stop you. You can bet on it." (before the fight)
• "Nice try, but I was bound to defeat you." (after winning)
• "I really have to do better than this." (after losing)

• "Uh, wait. I was just looking for a bathroom and got lost!" (before the fight)
• "My gut told me to end this - on my terms." (after winning)
• "You just went over the line!!" (after losing)

• "Oh no you don’t. You’re going down!" (first encounter)
• "How could I let it end that way?" (after losing)
• "Sorry, mister. The Avatar bows to no one." (rematch against the first fight)
• "You put up a good fight, but not good enough. I am the Avatar after all." (after winning)
• "What was that? Don't tell me I didn't beat that ghost?" (after finding out Vlad was a clone)
• "Hey!!" (while watching the universe being destroyed for the first time)
• "Bring it, ghost. I'm stopping you... hear and now!" (second encounter)
• "Take your best shot, ghost. I'll beat you one way or another." (rematch against the second fight)
• "Mess with the Avatar, get all four elements and more. That's the end of your plans, buster. Now send everyone back to their homes." (after winning)
• "That looks bad. Isn't this when that time ghost rewinds things?" (while watching the universe being destroyed for the second time)
• "Don't know if you've noticed, but I don't quit. You're going down!" (third encounter)
• "Oh, and now I'm supposed to think you'll save us? I don't think so." (refusing to listen to Vlad)
• "That machine doesn't work any more and neither will your plan. It's over, ghost!" (telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)
• "Oh you'll keep failing. Trust me." (rematch against the third fight)
• "You never had a chance. Now that your plan is ruined, I suggest you send us back home. Fast." (after winning)
• "Uh oh... I don't like the look of this." (while watching the universe being destroyed for the third time)
• "You and I are going to talk, ghost. What're you up to?" (asking Vlad why he's in the Timeless Stardial)
• "Trapped? What're you saying? I saved the universe, and the other ghost should be sending us home." (wondering why Clockwork would leave her and Vlad trapped in the Timeless Stardial)
• "Guess he didn't figure on having the Avatar around to stop him in his tracks." (talking to Vlad after defeating Clockwork)
• "You? Save the day? In what universe would that be true?" (doubting Vlad's intentions)
• "You don't expect me to take your word for that, do you?" (after Vlad insisted he was going to fix his machine)
• "Convenient that you can't prove what you're saying is true, huh?" (after hearing Vlad's side of the story)
• "Are you ready to head down a better path now?" (expecting Vlad to atone for his actions)
• "Bring it, ghost. Whatever you do, I'll stop you again!" (telling Vlad she'll keep beating him in future encounters)
• "Do you see now? Fighting always makes things worse." (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)

• "Then I have to stop him. I will if it's the last thing I do!" (after Clockwork tells her that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)
• "Okay... what was that about then?" (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)
• "Uh, I do control all the elements... I think I'm beyond your little test" (Clockwork apologizing for his deception)
• "Hey are you okay over there? You seem... off." (after finding Clockwork, but realizing there is something wrong with him)
• "I've had enough of your Stardial. Only place I'm going... is home. (refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless Stardial)
• "Looks like I'm in for an even bigger fight than before." (after Evil Clockwork disappears)
• "Doesn't matter if there's a good ghost in there. I have to beat him!" (being challenged by Evil Clockwork)
• "No! Stop this now, and come back to the Timeless Stardial, if you know what's good for you." (begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)
• "Wow. And here I thought I knew crazy when I saw it." (before starting the final battle with Clockwork)
• "My bending was no match against someone who can control time." (after being defeated by Clockwork)
• "No more fighting. It's not doing any of us any good!" (rematch with Clockwork)
• "Hey! Wait! You can't do that." (after Clockwork replenishes his health bar)
• "I'm the Avatar. You gotta deal with it!" (being granted the power to defeat Clockwork)
• "Ahh, you're back! I wasn't sure that'd work." (freeing Clockwork from mind control)
• "You knew and never said anything? What were you thinking?" (Clockwork explaining how he was affected by Vlad's machine)
• "Of course I won. I told you... I'm ready for everything!" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)

• "Whoa! Was it trying to talk to me?" (when meeting Gary)
• "Not a fan of weapons, but if bending won't solve this..." (after being given an energy dampener by Nora Wakeman)
• "Did I win or lose? If I'm back here, that means it's not over yet" (finding herself in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)

• (when being unlocked) How could I have lost control like that? I thought I had greater mental discipline.
• (On using his super, he starts hits opponents with a flurry of slashes.) HI-YAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
• (Seeing Gary) I guess I shouldn't be surprised it's trying to talk. I mean, I can talk.

• (when being unlocked) Now THAT was bogus. But no one keeps a good turtle down!
• (when talking to Gary) Hey... uh... did that snail just make a noise?!

• (seeing Gary) This just in: SNAIL MEOWS!

• "Time to let'er rip!" (Challenging the player)
• "I'm gonna walk all over yer face!" (Challenging the player)
• "I don't like my mind being messed with. It's messy in there already!" (when being unlocked)

• "You're going down, pal. Yeah, you heard me right." (while mind-controlled, challenging Raphael)
• "Mess with a rhinoceros, you get the horns, buddy!" (Confronting a mind-controlled Raphael)

• "You asked for it now, pal!" (while mind-controlled, challenging Donatello)
• "Oooh, shiver me timbers!" (Confronting a mind-controlled Donatello)

• "We can fight but if yer looking' for an interview, I got one thing to say: No comment!" (while mind-controlled, challenging April)
• "You're not gonna write about this, are ya?" (Confronting a mind-controlled April)

• (When being unlocked) Looks like Vlad Plasmius is up to his old tricks. I gotta shake off his influence and go after him!
• (After winning with a team) Hey, we make a good team!/Great job, Team!
• (vs. King Jellyfish) I've fought some weird creatures before but a giant jellyfish?!
• (seeing Gary) THAT. IS. SO. WEIRD.

• (when being unlocked) Plasmius is so lame. Stealing one of my moves and mind-controlling ME?! I hate cover bands! Ohh, I'll show him

• (when being unlocked) That was so uncool to make me so uncool, man!
• (Seeing Gary) Now that is something you see everyday.
• (After Vlad escapes) Oh man, that was so uncool and confusing! (The portals open) Whoa!

• (When being unlocked) How alarming... And losing control of myself and all when I usually have a vice grip on reality!

• (on using her super, about to meditate) Om.... (The opponents get caught in Jenny's super, and she pulls out weapons and attacks them)
• (when being unlocked) Nobody mind controls me and gets away with it. I'm going after that ghost!
• (when meeting Gary) I'll Have to have Mom upgrade me so I can understand what snails say.
• You again? YOU'VE BUGGED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!
• (after losing to The Flying Dutchman) Gosh, I let my mom down BIG TIME.

• (On using their super, Stimpy has the phone ringing, Ren heard the phone ringing and answers it) Ren: Hello? You don't agree with me?! (laughs maniacally, presses the button, the earth explodes)
• (Upon seeing Gary) Ren: Look at that slimy creature! Stimpy: AWWW! IT'S SO CUTE!
• (vs. SpongeBob) Youuuuu are even more hideous than Stimpy!
• (vs. The King Jellyfish) Ren: Heh heh... Oh Stimpy, you have a visitor. Stimpy: Nobody's home!
• (after defeating The King Jellyfish) Ren: We showed this Jellyfish, didn't we, Stimpy? Stimpy: We sure did, Ren!
• (when being unlocked) Ren: Why, Stimpy, it was horrible. For a while there, I was an EEEDIOTTT!!
• (after losing to The Flying Dutchman) Ren: We lost! How could you let this happen, Stimpy? Stimpy: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
• (Encountering Vlad again) Ren: And so we meet at last! Stimpy, prepare yourself, man! Stimpy: For what, Ren? We need a fourth if we're playing bridge.
• (After defeating Vlad again) Ren: You were a fool to think you could beat me! I ended your dastardly plan, so send us home and make it snappy. Stimpy: Yeah, it was fun playing and all but... Er.... Can we go home now? Pleaseohprettyplease?!!!
• (After defeating Vlad again, the portals open again) Ren: That eeediot! He blew it up! NOOOOO!!!! WHO WILL SAVE US NOW?! Stimpy: I don't think we can count on Powdered Toast Man right now, Ren. So... The clock ghost?

• My, my... these readings are quite something! not entirely unexpected, but if my hypothesis is correct... Then it means that this slimy substance acts as a Shield against ghostly energy. That's why we're safe here. Now if you'll excuse me, I must get back to a little project our host asked me to attend to. it's supposedly vital to help with our current dilemma.

• You know, being trapped here isn't so bad after after all. No boats. no lessons to give. and you know what that means? no students!

• Sorry I'm late. Except I'm sorry. Time ghosts. Ghost ghosts. Destruction of the universe? Whatever. Buy something or get lost.
• (whenever the player purchases purple splats) Took you long enough./I don't do gift wrapping./You're gonna need way more than that.

• Looks like I'm gonna have to make an example of ya!
• MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Scared yet?
• (after defeat) I guess the student is a master now, Is that it?!

• (after defeat) No, NOOOOO!!!/You cannot defeat me, my power is limitless. I AM IMMORTAL!!!/For I will rise again, and there's nothing you can do about it.

• (after defeat) NO MORE, TIME'S UP!