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YOUR MOM Trole
― Jowa, Wiki Chat


Hey, I'm Jowa, an administrator at this wiki, good to meet ya. If you'd like to know more about me and my story here on this wiki, scroll down and check out my profile. If you'd like to see my Animal Crossing towns and other subpages, use the navigation template above. By the way, my friend code is SW-7571-2583-8802. Add me on Switch!

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My Story[]

Two steps ahead. I am always two steps ahead. This has been the greatest social experiment I’ve come to know, certainly the greatest social experiment of my entire life. It’s alluring, it’s compelling, it’s gripping to bear witness, to observe all these unwell, unbalanced, disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories, in search of ideas, of conflict, of rivalries, where people develop a distinctive desire for direct engagement, where people feel involved with the stories, and therefore become product of influence, thirsting for distraction, from time unspent, from lackluster lifestyles, spoiling their minds while stimulating them at the exact same time. It’s brilliant, but it’s also dangerous. It’s dangerous. I feel as if my life has been positioned to where I am monitoring ants on an ant farm; one, follows another, follows another, follows another… It’s mesmerizing, it’s enthralling, it’s spellbinding. Just look at all these consumers, all of these lost and bored people, consuming anything that they’re told to consume. I am the villain… if I make myself one. And people will consume these stories, year, after year, after year, stories that… stories that shock, that confuse, stories that are deliberately made to blur the boundaries between fact and fiction, stories that permeate, infect, and linger in the minds of the ants, influence the ants, brainwash the ants. You are the ant. I woke up this morning to money deposited into my account for simply not doing something. For simply not going through with something. People are the most fucked up creatures on this planet. And you will continue to consume, and I will continue to be two steps ahead. Today, I thought it would be a splendid idea to unlock the megathread, so y’all can chat in there. Gee, are you surprised? Have you forgotten the story? Are you not paying attention? After all, you’re here to consume, are you not?

Quick copypasta for chat lol[]

This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and (oldtrole) reigns supreme. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO ACWC!

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  • Currently pursuing a career in authorship, specifically action and fantasy novels.
  • Big anime fan. My favorite anime are ones with psychological elements.
    • My favorite three are Steins;Gate, Re:Zero, and Death Note, but I also thoroughly enjoy the likes of Demon Slayer and Evangelion.
    • Can't say I read much manga, but I follow Nagatoro heavily.
  • Massive Hololive simp, we love Calli.
    • Suisei, Noel, Okayu, and Lamy are close runner-ups.
    • I have recently learned the Hololive hole isn't just for Hololive. Once you watch every Hololive member, you're gonna start watching indies and other groups (see VShojo, VOMS, Project Kawaii, Uto, Mana, etc).
  • Spams memes in general like a boss.
  • J-pop and Lofi are my favorite musical genres.
    • My favorite song at the moment is GHOST.
  • My favorite video game genres are JRPGs and rhythm games.
    • The Persona series especially helped me through a rough patch quite recently so that's probably my favorite series at the moment.
  • Pineapple on pizza is kinda unforgivable not gonna lie.
  • Katsudon is my religion.

Sign my page here![]

maybe sign here too idk

Hi loser ~ Saltybags

hi

Hello Jowaplays -Animals are good

zach was here - Blujay123 june 12 2020 11:19 pm

Hi friend :) Thanks for signing my page! I love your profile page, it's really fun and dynamic. Hope to see you around soon! --~Marii5962 (Let's Talk!) 17:11, June 11, 2020 (UTC)

errrr - (RoaldIsBae) 6/14/20

uh hey - Maplecrisp1, a new user i guess??

Lol can't believe I forgot to sign my own page until now | - Sherb3 JowaPlays | Message Wall Trole 23:35, June 17, 2020 (UTC)

hi lol here's alfonso elric

Alphonse Elric

-OatmealGun

hello, I come from a planet called earth. -imveryverysorry

You're a good friend for the wiki and beyond! -Angela

howdy there! LK from Eden here! how do i code my page haha - LK AKA BungouStrayHounds

My profile's boring, here's to yours - Frisk (a.k.a. Kirime // 7:35, July 2, 2020 [EST])

I'm not the real Cr1tikal.... -AnACFan05

10/10 human -coco62442

I belong here -DaFennyz

Hii!! I'm Jowa's wife. hehe. - Trustfuls at 2:40 AM (7/12/2020 [EST]) I need s l e p.

this is Jowa's sister, Kai Bays -Kai♡ Inuyasha owo what's this

You're AWESOME! --GRUMBLES IS ILLEGAL (talk) 20:19, July 18, 2020 (UTC)

Haiiiii!! uhh Idk what else to say I just felt like I needed to say something ;D ~~Cookie_Queen684

hey! I might as well sign your page haha -Hopewish a dream is a wish your heart makes 18:14, July 23, 2020 (UTC)

It was soup time at 9:58 July 31 (Est) -AnimalCrossingLlama

h (btw hi)- annexmarie 8-9-2020 3:50on EST

all hail the holy jowa-koifish207 21:06, August 12, 2020

jowa best mod ever- ComicCroissant 8:09, August 12 2020

hehe undertale boi go edit- BobthePengo August 14 2020

OH MY GOSH IT'S JOWAPLAYS I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN FUYQREBGUQREGERQBK cheese man 🧀🧀🧀🧀 23:20, August 17, 2020 (UTC)

Huh, I haven't signed my name here yet..well now... ~Emilysara (Questions?) 23:20, August 22, 2020 (UTC)

this is the best mod lol. - Clubpenguin1234567

You're an amazing mod and person! -NiccTheBob Want to talk? Nick

Hey jowa! Just wanted to say hi! - Epicgamer7492 11:24, September 2, 2020 (EST)

been a Jowa simp since 2020 ... don't know if i can trademark this... ~wyrm

You've got it. Never change. нσαωαℓℓ 18:55, September 4, 2020 (UTC)

Jowerhead aloerrt. Also yes I learned some editing just to sign this B)- User:KoalaMarijoeana 07:37, September 6, 2020 (EST)

Hey thank u for being so nice to me hh Dréw/stonér

Hello Crystal729 (talk) 11:40, September 12, 2020 (UTC)

HI loser The Umbrella Left There Forever ~ ShadeTempest (Talk/Message Wall)

Am i doing this right? The One And Only Myst 06:57, September 13, 2020 (UTC)

Hello there! AndrewRaspyBerry 14:53 September 13, 2020 (UTC)

hi i've come to resign - ☀Epicgamer7492 ジ wood i want it 6:23, September 14, 2020

ty for welcoming me! i'll be sure to read guidelines asap! -Zoroark sprite Marcus :D 17:17, September 20, 2020 (UTC)

omg wow I can't believe I'm signing Jojo Siwa's page!?!?! ~ Trustfuls heir to the throne 04:35, September 25, 2020 (UTC)

phrog - MallowyMarsh (phrog in disguise 𓆏) 22:37, September 25, 2020 (UTC)

it’s random gibberish time, hdusjshsfsbdhdioijwffgfmfidjsgwtsgéjwkwuwgwbeb- Leirbag905

Hey it's your child rivera you better love me or I'll kill u in my sleep ♥︎𝑹𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒂♡︎, your favorite enby (talk) 15:00, September 28, 2020 (UTC)

Hoi there! ತಎತ - Soupysoup01

~ 🏳️‍🌈 ~ Valeria ♥️ profile // contact☕️ my contributions https://community.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:VoraciousMortal ~ 🏳️‍🌈 ~ 01:50, September 27, 2020

hey gamer 😎👊 -Goose (9/26/2020)

omg its real chara dhwhdhwr - Hahavroomvroom ^﹏^ lol - 22:50, September 27, 2020 (PDT)

You can deny it as much as you want, but you would still totally date Sylvain. -𝔫𝔤𝔯𝔦𝔡 𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔩𝔩 21:30, September 28, 2020 (UTC)

Dang so many signatures Bright uwu Cats are murder machines Trole

you found me :O Cake (Message Wall)

Hoi, i am the idiot of the century! ~ⱽᵒⁱᵈˢᵃʸᵒʳⁱ

resigning cus u cant stop me B) Also ucp is garbage ewwwewewe- KoalaMarijoeana (talk) 19:09, 8 October 2020 (UTC) October 8, 2020, 3:09 pm (EST)

haha wiki chat is a red link now -XanderK09

Am I kool now Jowa? - Nautkool October 8, 2020

I am kool. | | ~The legendary cube: TimeCube Message Me! 19:19, October 8, 2020 (UTC)

IdkButWhatEver signed this B)

Cabbage- CabbageGuyHere

Hello there... - JowaDoesntPlay | XX:XX, XXXXXXX X 2020 (XXX)

-Monifah

Sup Jowa! ~ Issimane/Riana

Froggy Chair Froffy chair gif-Kalina Message me! PIkachu angry October 19, 2020 19:45 (CEST)

Hello - Suzy finn

Me: *exists*. -TheArct!cWolf/10:51 PM (UTC) October 26th

I'm here to resign with my new signature. - RaspyonicRaspyonic| Message Wall Cherry

Yeet - 𝓐𝓹𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓼 (talk) 15:50, 24 November 2020 (UTC)

ur mom - Hyperdrama one night, going alright

holy heck that's a lot of signatures - Heehoo Phio ello :] Trole

woah you have a lot of signatures- I'll sign!- Jennifer Message me!

How did I forget to sign >:[ 🌈aηɢie🌈 ☺Wanna chat?☺

henlo hooman ~ ℑ𝔳𝔶𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔴𝔰 | 𝔐𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 𝔚𝔞𝔩𝔩! 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔲𝔱𝔰? :> NH-Trees-cherry-blossom tree

kinda sad that I haven’t signed yet 𝔽𝔸𝕃𝕃 (𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕘𝕠 𝕊ℙ𝕃𝔸𝕋) Crystal PFP

How did I not sign yet ;-; ~𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 aka your local joocy phat strawberri 🍓

You're doin gr8 with the waifu auditions mate. Sand Underman |Message Wall (Woofff)


So many signatures! Audie Message me, FOXTROT!!! Cute!

Henlo child - CnToeSussie

So many undertale profiles... no hate tho TobyACribbit Cribbit!Gay flag


i come from another universe 😎- Papayaparty Message me!Trans flag


jowaplays interactive suicide punchi <3 "if you lie on the grass, you can feel the heartbeat of the world" Ganyu sticker for sig


something bad happens if you click on my signature. Also dang that's a lot of signatures! [ShinyChar] don't-


Miss hanging out with you and the others, it was fun while it lasted :]- ACAddictOfficial classified air conditioner [oldtrole] supremacy

yeah um uhm uhm hi Nekomiru EN (talk)

dn - MallowyMarsh wow thats eggs Spinning phrog

hi - LindaYayaya

hi - bloomflower453

since you resigned my page i might as well resign yours too, and no problem ceo of cringe -Hopewish a dream is a wish your heart makes

HI BABYGIRL!!!!!! lOve u sanji irl <333333333 ur such a silly lad -RunawayKotarou zura janai, katsura da!

I signed this page AND your guestbook! So THERE! /hj User:Wonderbud14

okay this is crazy - Hyperdrama all of our stars align ♪ 15:22, 12 May 2024 (UTC)

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me (real)[]

bc lost media scares me and i like preserving wiki history

Jowa, the only reason we're talking to you is because you've caused us enough trouble and honestly, Fandom would be better without you. If you left our wiki alone, we would have left you alone. What goes around, comes around.

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