no outside only in the side

inside in

you ever just get really confused as to why 300 people decided to smash that subscribe button

there is froyo in my heart and regular yo gurt in my lungs. i hab yogurftttt.........go gurt yoguty . yogurt

IM RAGING IM SO MAD IM SO ANGRY....TIME TO UNLEASH my grilled cheese

How to make grilled cheese:
1. Using two slices of artisan sourdough, make sure it is good quality, slather the bread in Duke's mayo. The mayo'd side will be fried, with the plain size facing in towards the cheese
2. Melt some butter in a pan over low-medium heat
3. Add in sliced gouda cheese and place the sandwich in the pan once the butter is melted
4. Press the bread slices together with a spatula with a moderate amount of force to make it cook faster and to make the cheese stick to the bread
5. Cook until the bread is nicely browned
6. Serve with flavorful tomato soup

FLBJTHBABAB IM ANGRY IM SO MAD IM GONNA grill a cheese

brain rot? nah, not brain rot, brain GOT 'em gottem got them i have them they're with me.....................................brain

are your teeth skibidi?

i will not answer 2 and 36 will not be comprehensive 'cause i've travleleleleleldxldddd so muchhchc. GIV Number i GIB fact

Should I make a dream blog like DreamWanderer ? I take a medication that reduces the clarity and frequency of my dreams due to nightmares but some slip through and they are wild. I also have about 135 messages to my best friend just describing dreams I’ve had in the past lol

It would’ve fun ve fun be fun but HAHZAHAHAH what yo u think?

Off the boat on the land time to choppy chop amputate sea legs

Adrestio Fatcqt i reported my 50 year old coworker and her entire family tree for not doing their job and making me take all the tables that didn't tip. the manager went "ok" and fired me within 3 days for causing a "change shortage" of....2 dollars. instead of yknow, asking for two dollars or smth.

nepotism

so now when i go there to eat i dont tip the coworkers who used to treat me bad and i sit there for four hours over coffee. my homies get the 50% and my spare change tho. Waffle House Hashbrowns.

one of my ex coworkers at Waffle House had her tickets contained in a notebook that said "Death Note" written in sharpie
because at Waffle House we physically write down orders in a different language and then scream it at the cook, and because she was an edgelord who couldn't afford to buy a Death Note due to being on Waffle House wages
i am. so glad they fired me tbh

i know it might be hammer time
but i dont have a screwdriver

cow meat beef

row your boat gently down the stream. merriyl mmerrrily merrily merrtrrily LIFE IS BUT A DREAM THAT TURNED INTO THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT EATING MY GRANDPA'S ASHES