has anybody ever heard of the book 'dombey and son'? It's full name is 'Dealings with the Firm of Dombey and Son: Wholesale, Retail and for Exportation.' Copyright Charles Dickens, 1848.
Have you ever thought 'What is the best thing in the entire, endless, empty, vast, black, nothingness of the universe?' if so, I have the answer! It's a potato pig, swimming in lard, eating mulge, (yes, mulge) shreiking 'Nurgf, nurgf, nurgf!' while the earth is plummeting towards the sun.