Published Jan 30th, 2016, 1/30/16 4:51 pm
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Shoes are evil. They were created by mankind and then put some curse. Shoes are now like clothes, if you don't have brand new ones, you automatically get called out
I once loved wearing shoes that glowed in the dark each time I walk. But now, they're judging. All of them, with their menacing eyes.
That's why at home, I never wear flip-flops nor shoes inside. I feel restrained with a crowd.
That's why I try to hide the fact that the shoes I wear are like, 2 years old.
That's why God hates me.
That's why I've tried to eat to gain weight but instead lost some because of bullpoop. Oh yea, right. Shoes.
I hate 'em. Please, for your own sake and your loved ones. Don't wear shoes that you don't like. Wear something that both your body and your mind likes. #StopTryingToLookKoolBecauseThat'llMakeMeLookBad.
Also, I have no idea why I wrote this. Just thought of this topic while I was playing MC and was thinking of buying new shoes.
I once loved wearing shoes that glowed in the dark each time I walk. But now, they're judging. All of them, with their menacing eyes.
That's why at home, I never wear flip-flops nor shoes inside. I feel restrained with a crowd.
That's why I try to hide the fact that the shoes I wear are like, 2 years old.
That's why God hates me.
That's why I've tried to eat to gain weight but instead lost some because of bullpoop. Oh yea, right. Shoes.
I hate 'em. Please, for your own sake and your loved ones. Don't wear shoes that you don't like. Wear something that both your body and your mind likes. #StopTryingToLookKoolBecauseThat'llMakeMeLookBad.
Also, I have no idea why I wrote this. Just thought of this topic while I was playing MC and was thinking of buying new shoes.
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