In the kingdom there once was a man. Not a soul knew whence he came from but he had just simply been the first soul to come across the kingdom without anyone knowing. He didn't talk and his face was different, MAJORLY different. He wore a white shirt and blue garments with black pants. He had wood carved shoes with a smile on them? His face was square and pale with black eyes and a smile that took a fair amount of his face up. Nobody realized till much later he had no ears or nose! He wore a cap with yellow spikes on the top and two black beads (one on one side, one on the other) as if his cap were a dragon.
At first, he just walked around for three days with no house or nothing. Then out of nowhere a entire shop spawned on the kingdoms pavement that spelled something no-one could read. The prince was baffled and requested him to come to the castle. When the guards came back they simply were holding blue ice on a stick. The man's name was Gocarts3, this was known by two gentleman who claimed he was from the devil (this cannot be confirmed and is likely a insult to him.) The two gentleman's names were Redmond and Bluetarch Mann and they appeared to be hateful brothers. Eventually they vanished from the kingdom and that is the only piece of personal information we know about "Gocarts3."
His store selled blue ice on a stick and it appeared to be edible. No-one can figure out how he gets this ice or how its blue. The sign was barely readable and only said blue 378 times. He rarely ever left his shop until one day he got a visit from none other than the prince himself. The prince was a legend and everyone could would always say si to that. He sauntered in and lazily hung his arm over the counter. The entire conversation was pointless due to Gocarts3 not talking but constantly just nodding his head to a beat no-one could hear.
Then they twas' the time he got into pirate's deal. One day he strolled out of his shop after doing a headstand for 7 hours. He walked over to a port and started reeling in giant sea beasts only to drink a shot with them and play poker? (I don't get it either.) Pirates come by to attack and they see him on a winning streak in roulette and want to join him. They play on for hours and eventually get drunk and set sail with him. When they come to their senses they interrogate him and convince themselves he is a spy. Meanwhile he drops his hands and swings his legs in a dance? The pirates give up trying to get anything out of him and swing by the castle for a raid. The pirates robbed some stores and terrorized some people but Gocarts3 came back onto the ship carrying blue ice on a stick. After a couple more parties Gocarts3 fell off the ship and started to swim back to shore (200 miles away.) When the pirates come to another raid they find him at his store like nothing ever happened.
Then there was hallows eve of the dead. A castle loomed in the distance and Gocarts3 walked up and cracked a bullwhip that came out of nowhere. All of the citizens hated that castle for it was of old and presumed haunted. The prince didn't know whether to stop him or play funeral music as the gates to the castle shut. He rushed in and lit a lamp to reveal a psychotic man whom was purple and wielding a blade. The other way loomed a vampire-like dude named Aaron Shadowbrook. The one who made the biggest appearance was a big man whom was bald and strong enough to stop a train. He wielded a weapon that shot arrow like things only small and deadly. Gocarts3 was not scared and just pulled out a deck of playing cards. The heavy dude and purple man just stood there confused and lowered their weapons. Aaron knew this game and soon enough they all did. Every year he goes with Aaron to visit these guys (for Aaron is only a vampire-like dude on hallows eve.) The prince soon went for himself and ended up wetting the bed everynight for 7 years.
Then was the nightmare which has been discovered by citizens in pieces and scary drawings. All of this info has been collected by the prince and other folk but this story is by noneother than Redmond Mann (and the drawings.) All of the curses against him have been censored and are kept in the Prince's vault for people like you. It was a dark and dreary house when he stepped in, with a pantomime about the air. Outside there was bushes with leaves pure black and clouds the color of green. The house was normal but at the same time not normal at all. As he walked by the kitchen he got the feeling he was being watched. And being watched he was as a giant black beasts came bursting into the room. The beasts had eyeballs and veins all across his body which was a solid inky black and he was missing legs. Giant arms reached for him as he saw through his ribcage a pure white heart. The beasts represented sin and mistakes in case you hadn't figured it out yet. Perhaps you have met this beast...? He ran about the house as it caught fire and hands started to reach for him everywhere. He reached the upstairs and bolted for the attic but before he could get there he snagged his wooden shows on a board and fell. He fell to the first story and bolted out the door where the prince and everyone in the kingdom awaited him. There he was safe and sound.