Published Dec 16th, 2013, 12/16/13 7:26 pm
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So,look who came crawling helpless to me,beaten and bruised from a hunger games match,and lets see.*examines chat logs for death of you.* Hm...very peculiar,you were beaten by a person with no armor and an iron axe,while you had full chain and a stone sword.Ok,so I guess you need training.(What a surprise.)
First of all when you begin,you have 2 choices,go get some loot and get into the risk of being an easy kill,or scavenge the crap dropped by people that made the wrong choice.Second,you don't go for everyone in 5 seconds,unless you have full diamond with an enchanted iron sword or something,but not if you only have leather armor,duh.It seems you had gotten good armor,but you weren't looking behind you.Which brings me to my last lesson,to trick your enemies into thinking you are not paying attention like,look to a corner but press F5 so you can look behind you,so when someone tries to kill you,the upper hand is in your favor,and turn around a slice their blocky butts into pancakes.
Now leave! It's my tea time.
(as you leave you hear sipping from behind the door.)
First of all when you begin,you have 2 choices,go get some loot and get into the risk of being an easy kill,or scavenge the crap dropped by people that made the wrong choice.Second,you don't go for everyone in 5 seconds,unless you have full diamond with an enchanted iron sword or something,but not if you only have leather armor,duh.It seems you had gotten good armor,but you weren't looking behind you.Which brings me to my last lesson,to trick your enemies into thinking you are not paying attention like,look to a corner but press F5 so you can look behind you,so when someone tries to kill you,the upper hand is in your favor,and turn around a slice their blocky butts into pancakes.
Now leave! It's my tea time.
(as you leave you hear sipping from behind the door.)
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P.O.P,hold it down
Learned a little but I am not so sure if its really good.