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How to do the pineapple dance! (With Warm Up)

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This is how to do the pineapple dance. If you don't do it right, you get hit with pineapples.
THIS IS THE WARM UP!
1. First you take a pineapple
2. You take a knife and cut the pineapple
3. Take a slice and throw it at the wall
4. Next take another slice and eat it
5. Then get a drink of water

GET READY FOR THE DANCE!!!

1. First make sure you got a pineapple in your hands
2. Next hold the pineapple and start wiggling your right foot
3. Then start to hop up and down! Keep jiggling your right foot and holding the pineapple
4. Then the pineapple gods will come down to you
5. They will give you a special pineapple that is purple
6. Then you will go to your kitchen 
7. Get a knife and then cut it into 3 huge slices
8. Then take that purple pineapple and eat one slice
9. Try to eat it slowly
10. After you ate 1 slice next you will do it again and again till you get all the colors of the rainbow of pineapples
11. After you get all of the colors of the rainbow eat the red then the orange then the green then the blue and then the pink
12. If you don't eat it i order you will get bad luck
13. Thats the end of the Pineapple dance.



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Beec2004
09/09/2015 3:54 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Dragon
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what is this i dont even
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Reddt
04/21/2015 6:57 pm
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Dragonborn
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Why did I get a brown pineapple? A worm was sitting on the side of it
I guess I am too wormtistic...
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iixRose
08/16/2015 6:13 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Geek
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;e;
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Derpymun
04/17/2015 11:40 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Skinner
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xD! AMAZING! Just... one question.. Where did the pineapple gods find a purple pineapple???
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TheAphrodite
04/20/2015 7:17 pm
Level 20 : Expert uwu
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Magical pineapple and with pineapple unicorns.. Duh XD
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iixRose
08/16/2015 6:12 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Geek
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XD
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CroatiaTheMan
04/17/2015 3:47 pm
Level 60 : High Grandmaster Meme
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Lol great Idea do other fruit dances
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VanillaBukkit
04/17/2015 11:52 am
Level 42 : Master Sweetheart
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I'm so lost right now . . .

Like, why your right foot? Who are the Pineapple gods? Where did they find a Purple Pineapple?
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iixRose
04/17/2015 8:35 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Geek
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Its hurts my feelings when people are haters hateing my profile. I'm sorry I'm not perrfect..
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VanillaBukkit
04/18/2015 9:17 am
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Umm, I just meant it's funny dance but slightly confusing . . .

I didn't say there was anything bad about it . . .
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