hi stargate barbie👋🏽

audio credits: miasaudio

"tumblr's dead" until it's time to steal text posts, gifs and fan art then suddenly they know where to go.

good start but also

I just love how the difference between these images SO encapsulates the difference in vibe between SNW and TOS.

I’m genuinely sorry, glistening-tits-buff-Spock-with-manly-sleek-interior-design-choices-and-scantily-clad-bethrothed-in-background-who-you-rather-explicitly-raw-and-cheat-on, you could only attain the level of unadulterated cunt that is TOS Spock and his weird campy artifact-filled bedroom in your DREAMS.

house and wilson decide the only thing stopping them from dating is that neither of them is a woman so they start secretly dosing each other with estrogen and slipping in she/hers in regards to each other until one of them notices and then it’s a race to see who can forcefem the other one the fastest and the winner gets to be the man

I feel like tumblr is giving me a very skewed idea of what House M.D is about.

ALT

I'm scared to ask

I'm just saying, "We created a computer to make decisions for us, but it assimilated all of the bias that was implicit in the dataset and now makes incredibly racist decisions that we don't question because computers are logical and don't make mistakes" literally sounds like a planet-of-the-week morality play on the original Star Trek.

yall ever refuse to consume a piece of media you Know youd like solely bc you think itd make you feel more emotions than you want to

like Yeah the purpose of art is to make you Feel but im feeling plenty already thank you very much

would he fucking say that? let's investigate.

update: i investigated a little too hard. this oneshot is now 6.3k words long

STARGATE ATLANTIS "Rising"