@straycatj

That's an amazing picture, but...BUT!!

I will be honest I cannot fathom untying your shoes when you take them off. You slip those bitches on and run who tf has time to sit down, untie them when you get home, and retie them when you go out. stupid task

excuse me? Did you change your class or something?? Jame does not talk like this

Sorry. Milf milf twinkmilf milf milf.Is that better

If I were president of Doctor Who, I'd make a Simpsons episode and I'm not joking

Doctor Who and his bestie of the week arrive in a perfectly normal, if particularly eventful, small town in modern day earth, full of quirky characters who have all been stuck in time for close to 40 years. They aren't trapped in the 80s, though, time keeps moving forward, but the people don't. They're aware of the passage of time, but not of their static nature. Their young son has celebrated 35 Christmases and 35 tenth birthdays and he remembers all of them, he just hasn't put together that this is too many for someone who would, if pressed, claim to have been born in 2014. Their daughter remembers being 8 in 2004, in 1998, in 1989, but she's sure she was born in 2016. The 44-year-old school principal has PTSD flashbacks from a war that should've been over five years before he was born. The parents are in their late 30s but their worn, elderly voices tell a very different story. What's causing this? Is it ethical for the doctor to make the residents aware of their condition, or to fix it, knowing Grandpa might crumble to dust if he does the math on his age? Should a state of affairs be allowed to persist like this for so long?

at my transfeminist paramilitary org we have monthly egg cracking quotas

transfem general turned president after coup trying to shore up appearance of legitimacy abroad by denying having ordered mass forcefemming, ignoring the inevitable result of overly ambitious egg cracking quotas