brainstatic:

Hello tumblr! What utter madness has happened in the months since I last logged on?

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omuii:
“kidz bop cask of amontillado
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omuii:

kidz bop cask of amontillado

(via julierthanyou)

I turned off anonymous messages and I’ve noticed a 100% drop in death threats.

Hello tumblr! What utter madness has happened in the months since I last logged on?

Trump now accounts for half of all the country’s impeachments.

brainstatic:

I definitely picked my Gloomhaven class way too early without realizing that psychic rat was an option.

Turns out a rat that rides a bear is also an option.

Trump is banned from Twitter. Mr. Trump, welcome to tumblr.

I definitely picked my Gloomhaven class way too early without realizing that psychic rat was an option.

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I’m not assimilating, I’m just living with a Christian now.

I’m celebrating Christmas for the first time and I didn’t realize grown ass adults had to just keep their presents under a tree and wait for the big day. This is such bullshit, the presents are right there.