New episode of D&D Club!

yayyyy I have another D&D session this afternoon!

and my character might die because he's at -27 health and being mauled by a hellhound!

it may be a TPK!

hooray!

I had a dnd one shot tonight!
It was about 10 people (there was a lot of yelling), it went like this:



We woke up in a forest. We were like what so we climbed a tree and looked around. An imp named girtrude came over and teleported us into a tower.
In the tower was a wizard. He said he had little time left and asked us to find an apple pie recipe. We went off to find the recipe and we had a map leading us to the place where the recipe was.
First, we ran into a Blight hound. We were gonna fight it but the bard made an illusion of another dog and the blight hound was gone.


Then we came to a wall. There were two trees, one on the left and one on the right. We climbed the right one and the tree yelled at us. He called us rude squirrels and was tired of us and opened up the wall

Then we came to an abandoned town, not much, we kept going.



finally we reached “Granny’s bakery”. We enter and there was two goblins in there. We asked if they had seen the recipe, one of them said they were ripped in piles in all of the rooms. We found half of the recipe in the main room. (Btw the two main goblins were called yousa and meesa.)

There were three doors and he suggested we take the left or right. The bard went in the middle door (like an idiot) and we never saw her again. Half of the team went in the left half went in the right.

In the left door there was just some money. In the right door we found more of the recipe. We all came back into the main room and exchanged what we had. Since we couldn’t find the bard we all went through the middle door to se what she was up to.

In the room was meesa and yoosa’s decapitated bodies. A bigger goblins was holding a sword to the bards throat. There was a door behind him, he said the last piece of the recipe was in that door. He said if we didn’t find the last piece and give him the whole recipe, he would kill the bard.



we went in that door, but only found part of the recipe. We got a piece of parchment and wrote down a fake rest of the recipe. We came back to him. We told him he had to release the bard first and then we would give him the recipe. That happened, and no one died! Then the imp girtrude comes in and does a slow clap and brings us back to the wizards tower. The wizard is gutted and girtrude is no where to be found. Suddenly the recipe is in our hands. Granny comes and tells us she was looking for her recipe, and we found it.


so the whole dnd session was a quest to find an Apple pie recipe. There were some details I left out but I’m lazy soooo heh

Look, a new episode of D&D Club! Enjoy!

Oh goodie my character got attacked by a hellhound and the session ended with him at -27 health 👍🏽