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Noobs Guide to Minecraft
By Coolax
Hello everyone my name is Coolax and in this whole bunch of text I am going to give Nerds a guide to playing Minecraft like the Coolaxers! I will be dividing this into some sections to help you navigate and get your choice of topic of interest! Let's begin!
Oh Sorry Before I begin lets cover this topic first.
How to bypass iBOSS (simply)
If you want to play Minecraft at school, iBoss always gets in the way. But with my ingenious hacking techniques I have found a way (SIMPLE) to bypass the software. So for example you want to go to youtube.com it is blocked by iBoss. But when you type youtube.com it takes you to - www.youtube.com/ Notice the http at the beginning? Just change that to https. So for iBoss to not interrupt you just go to https://www.youtube.com/ So for minecraft.net/ It will be minecraft.net/ ! Be careful for the teacher though.
Simple just change the Http to Https! WORKS ON ALL WEBSITES NO MATTER WHAT!
EVEN FACEBOOK!
BASIC MINECRAFT
Minecraft is just a sandbox game which a lot of people find hard to play. It is pretty fun though but eventually you may get bored or even become a bigger Minecraft Fan! So be prepared to find a new game sooner or later. So in Minecraft you start out with nothing and eventually mine, cut, build, craft and smelt things to be more safe and secure. NOTE: Start off with single player, because a lot of people on servers try to act cool and stuff and will try to make fun of you no matter what comes in their way. So be prepared for Multi-Player through Single Player. The danger in single player is mobs. They may kill you but eventually the skill to avoid them would avoid a humiliation on Multi-Player!
Advanced Minecraft
Ok now we will move on to Advanced Minecraft which includes a lot of things which we will be discussing. The thing is to move to Advance to Advanced Minecraft you must master Single Player. Ok some things to remember that are very, very important if you are a Minecraft Freak -
You also have to know where minecraft is located. Open run. Type in it %appdata% then it will open a folder. Go to .minecraft in it. There it’s the place where minecraft is loacated!
Ok Some of Advanced Minecraft Includes -
Let's Begin!
Texture Packs
Texture Packs are for people who want to change the look of Minecraft into a more realistic/comic view. To install just download a texture pack from any website! When the download is done, place it on your desktop. Then open minecraft go to Options/TexturePacks and there it will say "Open Texture Pack folder" Click that. Copy the file on desktop and paste it there! Choose from the selection now and have fun! (I recommend Sphax)
Mods
Mods are just modification to Minecraft. They add new things or improve old or increase FPS or that kind of stuff. Some people find hard to install them but it is fairly easy with the new 1.6.4. Just download the installer from the Forge website and run it. It will automatically install it for you now. Download a mod and place in the mods folder in the .minecraft folder. (I recommend GalacticCraft and FutureCraft).
Modpacks
These are collection of mods which are easier to install. The mod collection is mostly bug proof and have servers you can play on! Jus to technic.net and download the launcher. Then add the Modpack or play the existing one! (I recommend Voltz or Tekkit)
WEAR
Mojang sells Minecraft Wear through the official supplier Jinx! You are not likely to find minecraft wear in stores but may find them On Amazon or EBay. Not a lot huh?
Skins/Capes
So everyone is unique right? In minecraft you can have your own type of skin you want! Just download a skin and upload it to your account. Capes are given to special Minecraft players. Players who attend Minecon and Beta Testers and also Mojang staff of course. You can make it or just use a pre-built skin.
Hacks
Minecraft is so easy to crack its code that anyone with a computer experience can hack it. But as this tutorial is for Nerds then just go to dropcrack.com and get it for free. Who cares these days. The worlds all about hacking. Also you can use Hacked clients too! Also found at dropcrack.com!
Minecon
Minecraft is so popular that it holds a meeting of players every year in any random spot in the world! This meeting is called Minecon. People who attend get a free Minecon cape! So how the place is decided? Easy Notch just swings a globe and throws a toy version of a diamond sword at it. Then if the Globe Cracks then that’s the place where minecons held. I fit doesn't then the globe is spun again! Minecon is a really fun, you can meat CaptainSparklez and all those people!
Easter Eggs
The new Minecraft 1.6.4 update adds a lot of new Easter eggs. 2 of the most unknown Easter eggs are the 2 listed below and how to achieve it!
Mobs Upside Down - We all know that Dinnerbone is the king of upside-down, so he added a Easter egg thing in which if you type in the name of a name tag "Dinnerbone" it will automatically turn upside down!
Rainbow Sheep - Jeb is the king of color and if you type in the name of a nametag jeb_ then apply it on a sheep the sheep will change colors. When you shear it, it will give you the color it was on.
FPS
The thing that really sucks is that when Minecraft lags you rage a lot. The speed is represented by FPS also known Frames per second. To increase it the first way is to get better hardware. Second is to get Optifine. Third way is to Quit Minecraft. Average FPS is around 200. The lowest is 1. The highest is - ??????? That means it is beyond compare. Maximum without those question marks is 5000. (I GET ??????? FPS WHILE RECORDING AND SKYPE!!!)
YouTube
YouTube is a great way to be a expert in minecraft and earn some money. YouTube is the place where the next King of the web CaptainSparklez got his title! HE IS A MINECRAFT PLAYER! For fun I recommend CpatainSparklez and SkyDoesMinecraft. For tutorials I recommend Paulsjr. Please subscribe! - www.youtube.com/user/coolaxgamers/.
Severs
Servers are a great place where you can hangout in Minecraft and play a lot of modified mini-games like Hunger Games and Parkour. Servers are also a good way to earn some money and set up a successful business! Some of the best servers are EcoCityCraft in Minecraft and Coolax in Voltz. (Yeah My server). Playing on servers can sometimes be very fun and sometimes very humiliating. As I said before master single player before going to multiplayer!
My server Ip - s46.hosthorde.com:25770
My Website - coolax-gaming.enjin.com
By Coolax
Hello everyone my name is Coolax and in this whole bunch of text I am going to give Nerds a guide to playing Minecraft like the Coolaxers! I will be dividing this into some sections to help you navigate and get your choice of topic of interest! Let's begin!
Oh Sorry Before I begin lets cover this topic first.
How to bypass iBOSS (simply)
If you want to play Minecraft at school, iBoss always gets in the way. But with my ingenious hacking techniques I have found a way (SIMPLE) to bypass the software. So for example you want to go to youtube.com it is blocked by iBoss. But when you type youtube.com it takes you to - www.youtube.com/ Notice the http at the beginning? Just change that to https. So for iBoss to not interrupt you just go to https://www.youtube.com/ So for minecraft.net/ It will be minecraft.net/ ! Be careful for the teacher though.
Simple just change the Http to Https! WORKS ON ALL WEBSITES NO MATTER WHAT!
EVEN FACEBOOK!
BASIC MINECRAFT
Minecraft is just a sandbox game which a lot of people find hard to play. It is pretty fun though but eventually you may get bored or even become a bigger Minecraft Fan! So be prepared to find a new game sooner or later. So in Minecraft you start out with nothing and eventually mine, cut, build, craft and smelt things to be more safe and secure. NOTE: Start off with single player, because a lot of people on servers try to act cool and stuff and will try to make fun of you no matter what comes in their way. So be prepared for Multi-Player through Single Player. The danger in single player is mobs. They may kill you but eventually the skill to avoid them would avoid a humiliation on Multi-Player!
Advanced Minecraft
Ok now we will move on to Advanced Minecraft which includes a lot of things which we will be discussing. The thing is to move to Advance to Advanced Minecraft you must master Single Player. Ok some things to remember that are very, very important if you are a Minecraft Freak -
DO NOT WEAR ANY KIND OF MINECRAFT WEAR TO SCHOOL
Don’t talk a lot of Minecraft at school.
Play Call of Duty cause it will be a backup if you get called a Minecraft Freak.
Do not mail Notch about stupid things, just don’t.
DON’T BEG FOR A MINECRAFT ACCOUNT
You also have to know where minecraft is located. Open run. Type in it %appdata% then it will open a folder. Go to .minecraft in it. There it’s the place where minecraft is loacated!
Ok Some of Advanced Minecraft Includes -
Texture Packs
Mods
Modpacks
Wear
Skins/Capes
Hacks
Minecon
Easter Eggs
FPS
YouTube
Severs
Let's Begin!
Texture Packs
Texture Packs are for people who want to change the look of Minecraft into a more realistic/comic view. To install just download a texture pack from any website! When the download is done, place it on your desktop. Then open minecraft go to Options/TexturePacks and there it will say "Open Texture Pack folder" Click that. Copy the file on desktop and paste it there! Choose from the selection now and have fun! (I recommend Sphax)
Mods
Mods are just modification to Minecraft. They add new things or improve old or increase FPS or that kind of stuff. Some people find hard to install them but it is fairly easy with the new 1.6.4. Just download the installer from the Forge website and run it. It will automatically install it for you now. Download a mod and place in the mods folder in the .minecraft folder. (I recommend GalacticCraft and FutureCraft).
Modpacks
These are collection of mods which are easier to install. The mod collection is mostly bug proof and have servers you can play on! Jus to technic.net and download the launcher. Then add the Modpack or play the existing one! (I recommend Voltz or Tekkit)
WEAR
Mojang sells Minecraft Wear through the official supplier Jinx! You are not likely to find minecraft wear in stores but may find them On Amazon or EBay. Not a lot huh?
Skins/Capes
So everyone is unique right? In minecraft you can have your own type of skin you want! Just download a skin and upload it to your account. Capes are given to special Minecraft players. Players who attend Minecon and Beta Testers and also Mojang staff of course. You can make it or just use a pre-built skin.
Hacks
Minecraft is so easy to crack its code that anyone with a computer experience can hack it. But as this tutorial is for Nerds then just go to dropcrack.com and get it for free. Who cares these days. The worlds all about hacking. Also you can use Hacked clients too! Also found at dropcrack.com!
Minecon
Minecraft is so popular that it holds a meeting of players every year in any random spot in the world! This meeting is called Minecon. People who attend get a free Minecon cape! So how the place is decided? Easy Notch just swings a globe and throws a toy version of a diamond sword at it. Then if the Globe Cracks then that’s the place where minecons held. I fit doesn't then the globe is spun again! Minecon is a really fun, you can meat CaptainSparklez and all those people!
Easter Eggs
The new Minecraft 1.6.4 update adds a lot of new Easter eggs. 2 of the most unknown Easter eggs are the 2 listed below and how to achieve it!
Mobs Upside Down - We all know that Dinnerbone is the king of upside-down, so he added a Easter egg thing in which if you type in the name of a name tag "Dinnerbone" it will automatically turn upside down!
Rainbow Sheep - Jeb is the king of color and if you type in the name of a nametag jeb_ then apply it on a sheep the sheep will change colors. When you shear it, it will give you the color it was on.
FPS
The thing that really sucks is that when Minecraft lags you rage a lot. The speed is represented by FPS also known Frames per second. To increase it the first way is to get better hardware. Second is to get Optifine. Third way is to Quit Minecraft. Average FPS is around 200. The lowest is 1. The highest is - ??????? That means it is beyond compare. Maximum without those question marks is 5000. (I GET ??????? FPS WHILE RECORDING AND SKYPE!!!)
YouTube
YouTube is a great way to be a expert in minecraft and earn some money. YouTube is the place where the next King of the web CaptainSparklez got his title! HE IS A MINECRAFT PLAYER! For fun I recommend CpatainSparklez and SkyDoesMinecraft. For tutorials I recommend Paulsjr. Please subscribe! - www.youtube.com/user/coolaxgamers/.
Severs
Servers are a great place where you can hangout in Minecraft and play a lot of modified mini-games like Hunger Games and Parkour. Servers are also a good way to earn some money and set up a successful business! Some of the best servers are EcoCityCraft in Minecraft and Coolax in Voltz. (Yeah My server). Playing on servers can sometimes be very fun and sometimes very humiliating. As I said before master single player before going to multiplayer!
My server Ip - s46.hosthorde.com:25770
My Website - coolax-gaming.enjin.com
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