Caddyshack (1980)
Scott Colomby: Tony D'Annunzio
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Quotes
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Tony D'Annunzio : [carrying Czervik's golf bag] What do you got in here, rocks?
Al Czervik : Are you kiddin'? When I was your age, I would lug fifty pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs!
Tony D'Annunzio : [puts down Czervik's bag, exasperated] So what?
Al Czervik : So what?
[opens compartment in golf bag, revealing radio]
Al Czervik : So let's dance!
[turns on Journey's "Any Way You Want It," high volume]
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Tony D'Annunzio : Another Rob Roy, Bishop?
Bishop : You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how many drinks he's had already, right?
Judge Smails : Wrong! You're drinking too much, Your Excellency.
Bishop : Excellency, fiddlesticks! My name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you.
Judge Smails : You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes.
Bishop : There is no God...
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Tony D'Annunzio : [caddying for the elderly Havercamps... to Mrs. Havercamp] Your ball's right over there, go straight. You can't miss it. Mrs. Havercamp... Mrs. Haver... Mrs. Havercamp... you'll need this.
[hands her her club]
Mrs. Havercamp : Oh I might, at that!
Tony D'Annunzio : Mr. Havercamp, your ball's right over there, sir.
Tony D'Annunzio : [Havercamp puts hand out for club, Tony hands it to him as he attempts to shoot away from the green] No... Mr. Havercamp. The green's right over there, sir.
Mrs. Havercamp : [knocking ball into the pond] Whee!
Mr. Havercamp : That's a peach, hon! Oh, by golly... I'm hot today!
[he slices it and it barely misses Tony's head]
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[Tony gives his ticket to Danny who has taken over for Lou]
Danny Noonan : I can't pay you. Lou has to.
Tony D'Annunzio : Where is he?
Danny Noonan : He's out.
Tony D'Annunzio : I can see that he's out, numbnuts.
[Gives Danny a dollar]
Tony D'Annunzio : Give me a coke.
Danny Noonan : One coke.
[gives Tony a bottle of Coke and 50 cents]
Tony D'Annunzio : Hey wait a minute. That's only 50 cents.
Danny Noonan : Yeah well Lou raised the price of coke he's been losing at the track.
Tony D'Annunzio : Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke.
Danny Noonan : Oh then you ain't getting no coke. Know what I'm talking about?
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Al Czervik : Hey! Can you make a Bullshot?
Tony D'Annunzio : Can you make a shoe smell?
Al Czervik : Very funny. Why don't you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this.